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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Miss Mia on July 13, 2008, 12:05:09 PM
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sat Jul-12-08 05:41 PM
Original message (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3608288)
Oh! Hell, yeah!! I just drove a Tesla.
I was walking over to the Post Office to check on something for DUer Raven...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3607899 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3607899)
when I spotted this cool, cool car in the parking lot behind our Gallery. I couldn't figure out what it was, so I walked over to get a better look and saw that it was a Tesla. Except for photographs, I had never seen one before.
Check it out...
http://www.teslamotors.com (http://www.teslamotors.com)
I felt like a rube, standing there, looking in the windows and all around, over, and under this radical little auto.
Went over to the PO and, naturally, they were closed.
Walking back to the Gallery, I stopped and looked at it just one more time.
And this woman walked out, opened the door, and started to remove these canvas roof panels.
So I just had to ask some questions.
Long story short, I just got back to the Gallery and I am so amped that I can barely type.
I have driven some incredible cars in my time, but nothing remotely approaching this thing.
Felt just like cutting through the air. Except for the speedo and things flying past, there is no sensation of speed. The damned thing sticks to the road like a Formula car.
I am sweating, I am so amped.
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-12-08 05:58 PM
Response to Reply #2
11. You only hear the motor when you put it in gear.
A low, growl.
When you punch it, it is like flipping a switch. Instant torque, instant acceleration.
I drove it up to 110 on an extremely winding road.
There is nothing like it. And I have driven some of the fastest production (and limited-production) cars ever made.
I want one, right now.
smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-12-08 06:11 PM
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26. I found that a little weird too - some random woman lets "Tom" drive her car.
Edited on Sat Jul-12-08 06:13 PM by smalll
And to Tom: did you have sex with her too? Guess not, or you would have told us about that as well for sure. But still, "Tom," you did get some random woman to let you drive her car, so even though there was no sex involved, you get one:
(http://www.northeastmedals.co.uk/britishguide/colonial/pakistan_medal_kashmir_1948_reverse.JPG)
:eyes:
bwahahahaha!
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-12-08 06:34 PM
Response to Reply #26
35. It's her family's business.
These cars aren't even in release, yet.
You would have to understand where I live. Tiburon is not just an everyday small town.
And I would have ripped off my clothes at 110mph if she would have asked me, but, als, no such luck.
wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-12-08 06:57 PM
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41. Address of gallery please, need to ask car owner some questions
:thumbsup:
I'm Jealous!
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-12-08 07:01 PM
Response to Reply #41
42. Here
www.opiahome.com (http://www.opiahome.com)
The woman works for Tesla.
I think she has seen me playing somewhere. I was astounded when she offered to let me drive.
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I think the lying titty primitive reads stuff online and then tries to weave it into a stretchy.
http://www.teslamotors.com/blog2/
Notice that the date on this press release from Tesla is 7/12/08. The same day TiT posted his "encounter".
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So, some woman just drove a Tesla(sp) coil up his ass and he's full of static electricity........among other things.
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Tiburon is not just an everyday small town.
Yeah, Tom -- it's Eureka and no one knows you are the Sheriff.
(http://www.eclipsemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/eureka_20062407.jpg)
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I think the lying titty primitive reads stuff online and then tries to weave it into a stretchy.
http://www.teslamotors.com/blog2/
Notice that the date on this press release from Tesla is 7/12/08. The same day TiT posted his "encounter".
I wouldn't be surprised.
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The lies flow like a bad case of Diarrhea with that fool.
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You mean this car?
http://www.teslamotors.com/
http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/News/articleId=116204
and this
http://www.automobilemag.com/features/news/0611_tesla_roadster/index.html
$100,000 for this little honey seems, well, EXPENSIVE! Give me the little diesel powered Mini and 65 MPG with a three minuite fillup and I'm OK.
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You mean this car?
http://www.teslamotors.com/
http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/News/articleId=116204
and this
http://www.automobilemag.com/features/news/0611_tesla_roadster/index.html
$100,000 for this little honey seems, well, EXPENSIVE! Give me the little diesel powered Mini and 65 MPG with a three minuite fillup and I'm OK.
Give me a 1968 caddy convertible.........oh wait got that.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sat Jul-12-08 05:41 PM
Original message
Oh! Hell, yeah!! I just drove a Tesla.
Wow! Sounds like TiT had a pretty decent acid trip.
Lucky guy huh? :rotf:
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A woman is going to let some strange guy drive her car.....any car?
Yeah...right.... :uhsure:
I have some waterfront property in FL on the intercoastal waterway for $1000....wonder if he wants to buy it?
I won't tell him it's only one square.......inch.... :rotf:
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A woman is going to let some strange guy drive her car.....any car?
Yeah...right.... :uhsure:
I have some waterfront property in FL on the intercoastal waterway for $1000....wonder if he wants to buy it?
I won't tell him it's only one square.......inch.... :rotf:
You don't understand. TominTib is a superhero who wears a cape, tights, and a "TiT" symbol on his chest.
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and he's got the sex appeal of George Clooney, the bank account of Bill Gates and the sexual prowess of a porn star.
I'm surprised she didn't fall over with her legs in the air while begging him to take her and the car for a spin.
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I think all he needs to do is walk on the moon and then he has done everything possible for a human to experience. Then again he may have been on one of the Apollo missions under an assumed name.
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he did go to the moon, but he wasn't on the official manifest... he was itemized as "ballast" and stowed away to hold his breath the whole trip... it was all so he could emplace a supersecret radar station on the dark side to guard against the alien invasion... the records are sealed so tight that just me mentioning this has activated a small bomb that the government has had installed in all of your hard drives in order to destroy the evidence.
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he did go to the moon, but he wasn't on the official manifest... he was itemized as "ballast" and stowed away to hold his breath the whole trip... it was all so he could emplace a supersecret radar station on the dark side to guard against the alien invasion... the records are sealed so tight that just me mentioning this has activated a small bomb that the government has had installed in all of your hard drives in order to destroy the evidence.
Thank God he had John Kerry to help him with the mission.
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ohhhhh....mah heroooo.......
:loser:
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ohhhhh....mah heroooo.......
:loser:
Have you read all of these?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/board,40.0.html
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ohhhhh....mah heroooo.......
:loser:
Have you read all of these?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/board,40.0.html
I was being sarcastic, Dear..... :whatever:
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Um, yeah. Somebody who owns any car, let alone a $100K+ car, lets some random drugged-out alcoholic take them on a 110 MPH joyride. Sounds just so reasonable. And the DUmmies lap it up.
What's really funny is some newcomer tries to lash themselves to Tommie's apron strings:
kiranon (112 posts) Sun Jul-13-08 01:42 PM
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57. Parked nose to nose with a Tesla about a year ago
About a year ago, I parked my car in Redwood City, CA nose to nose with the most beautiful car I had ever seen. Read the name on it and it said "Tesla". Had never heard of it then but since I have. Wish it weren't so expensive
Apparently, kiranon doesn't know that the first production Tesla was delivered in February of this year and they have delivered a grand total of nine so far this year.
So kiranon, as a community service, I offer you the following excuses for trying to out-fib the King of Liars:
1. It was really foggy, and dark, and rainy and ummmm....visibility was low. I thought it was a Tesla, but in retrospect it may have been a stray dog.
2. I'm new to the English language. The car I saw had letters on it I haven't learned yet. But I distinctly remember an "F", a "R" and a "D" with at least one vowel in there. Does that spell Tesla?
3. OMG, I was sooooo stoned I saw a Tesla. It was purple and green and hovered a foot above my livingroom floor before it woooshed away into the sky. Although it's carbon footprint was admirable, I swear it was dropping chemtrails the entire time.
And of course the reality of the situation:
So, you're waiting on the bus to take you to the welfare office. Somebody had left a newspaper at the bus stop. You snatched it to use for toilet paper and noticed a column on the Tesla in the Business Section just before you flushed it.
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Um, yeah. Somebody who owns any car, let alone a $100K+ car, lets some random drugged-out alcoholic take them on a 110 MPH joyride. Sounds just so reasonable. And the DUmmies lap it up.
What's really funny is some newcomer tries to lash themselves to Tommie's apron strings:
kiranon (112 posts) Sun Jul-13-08 01:42 PM
Response to Original message
57. Parked nose to nose with a Tesla about a year ago
About a year ago, I parked my car in Redwood City, CA nose to nose with the most beautiful car I had ever seen. Read the name on it and it said "Tesla". Had never heard of it then but since I have. Wish it weren't so expensive
Apparently, kiranon doesn't know that the first production Tesla was delivered in February of this year and they have delivered a grand total of nine so far this year.
So kiranon, as a community service, I offer you the following excuses for trying to out-fib the King of Liars:
1. It was really foggy, and dark, and rainy and ummmm....visibility was low. I thought it was a Tesla, but in retrospect it may have been a stray dog.
2. I'm new to the English language. The car I saw had letters on it I haven't learned yet. But I distinctly remember an "F", a "R" and a "D" with at least one vowel in there. Does that spell Tesla?
3. OMG, I was sooooo stoned I saw a Tesla. It was purple and green and hovered a foot above my livingroom floor before it woooshed away into the sky. Although it's carbon footprint was admirable, I swear it was dropping chemtrails the entire time.
And of course the reality of the situation:
So, you're waiting on the bus to take you to the welfare office. Somebody had left a newspaper at the bus stop. You snatched it to use for toilet paper and noticed a column on the Tesla in the Business Section just before you flushed it.
No the stupid DUmmie was so high he mistook a Tesla CD jacket lying on the front dash as the name of the car.
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Posted by: Taxman
No the stupid DUmmie was so high he mistook a Tesla CD jacket lying on the front dash as the name of the car.
It was probably "RePlugged Live". Would be appropriate for this car.