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Title: LFR has a new job.
Post by: dutch508 on December 15, 2014, 09:53:07 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (8,182 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018701149

Start new Call Center Job tomorrow night!
Being happy and celebrating tonight!


I was wondering how she was doing after the election.

Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2014, 09:57:15 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (8,182 posts)

Start new Call Center Job tomorrow night!
Being happy and celebrating tonight!

Attention, Plasma Center donors: The Tucson Tart is running a Twofer Special behind the Dumpster.

Two blowjobs for $5. Bring a friend.

For an extra $5, she'll take her teeth out.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: delilahmused on December 15, 2014, 10:10:58 PM
I thought she already had a super job.

Cindie
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2014, 10:29:53 PM
Her imaginary super job was apparently a notch below this imaginary call center gig.

Amber has never held a job.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2014, 10:38:36 PM
I thought she already had a super job.

Cindie
Not much call for pollsters in December after the Democrats got their clocks cleaned in November.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: obumazombie on December 15, 2014, 11:27:09 PM
I thought she already had a super job.

Cindie
I'm with you.
I thought LFR was taken off the call floor and promoted to call trainer being as how her talents were so apparent.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: tanstaafl on December 16, 2014, 01:28:02 AM
I'm with you.
I thought LFR was taken off the call floor and promoted to call trainer being as how her talents were so apparent.

The way I see it, she's reached her level of incompetency and has decided that she better shag ass from the original call center gig and hook up somewhere where they hadn't heard of her yet. It all goes back to getting kicked out of the Sally a few years ago because she brought in bedbugs. She made a stink, got into another flophouse where she promptly infected that place, too. Next thing she knew, she'd been blackballed from all of the SE AZ flophouses and had to beg her sisters for bus fare back to Joplin MO.

LFR may not have a lot of active brain cells, but the ones she does have can remember.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: obumazombie on December 16, 2014, 04:08:16 AM
The way I see it, she's reached her level of incompetency and has decided that she better shag ass from the original call center gig and hook up somewhere where they hadn't heard of her yet. It all goes back to getting kicked out of the Sally a few years ago because she brought in bedbugs. She made a stink, got into another flophouse where she promptly infected that place, too. Next thing she knew, she'd been blackballed from all of the SE AZ flophouses and had to beg her sisters for bus fare back to Joplin MO.

LFR may not have a lot of active brain cells, but the ones she does have can remember.

What a miserable situation she has put herself in. If the libs put as much effort at extricating themselves out of their self induced misery as they do making conservatives miserable, they might actually be happy.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 16, 2014, 09:29:23 AM
What a miserable situation she has put herself in. If the libs put as much effort at extricating themselves out of their self induced misery as they do making conservatives miserable, they might actually be happy.

They'll never do that--it would require effort on their part.  They want their destinies done for them, and they want everything handed to them on a silver platter.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: fatboy on December 16, 2014, 10:40:13 AM
I thought that Amber was going to start a new gig at an alternate print weekly as a opinion writer proto-nadin.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: fatboy on December 16, 2014, 10:47:29 AM
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Mon Dec 8, 2014, 12:16 PM

Lady Freedom Returns (8,182 posts)

Got a new job!
   
More money, 401K, the works. Me happy!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018698253

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Mon Dec 8, 2014, 12:21 PM

Star Member elleng (51,863 posts)

1. Great news!
 
Did we know you were LOOKING for a new job???!!!

 
 
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Response to elleng (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 8, 2014, 12:24 PM

Lady Freedom Returns (8,182 posts)

2. Nope.
 
This baby just happen to land in my lap. I saw an add, said why not try, and bam! It is better in many ways. Closer to where I live, more money, all the bells and whistles!


No mention about a built-in wine rack in her new office.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2014, 10:55:38 AM
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...saw an add
:o
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: 67 Rover on December 16, 2014, 11:05:32 AM
:o

I understand one of her references was the therapy cat.

Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: Skul on December 16, 2014, 04:01:18 PM
Cripes, I was gone so long I forgot about the Tucson pudge bomb.  Did she ever disappear Chad? What happened to Chief White-cloud Tokin-weed?
Does she miss her loving family back in Joplin?
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: the county on December 16, 2014, 06:50:18 PM
Oh, this obese psych case - tell me, did she ever reconcile with Dave? Date her lesbian alter-ego again? Write her book?

I guess it was four years ago when Dave and her claimed to be hiking from Joplin to Seattle for some reason. They made it as far as the Nebraska state line IIRC.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: BattleHymn on December 16, 2014, 07:09:18 PM
I guess it was four years ago when Dave and her claimed to be hiking from Joplin to Seattle for some reason. They made it as far as the Nebraska state line IIRC.

Not quite that far, but in the same state. 

IIRC, they made it as far as one day west of Pittsburgh, Kansas, which itself is about one day out of Joplin, if you walk really, really slow. 

Then they turned tail, headed east, and moved into the homeless shelter in Springfield, MO.   
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: CC27 on December 16, 2014, 07:13:46 PM
Maybe her call center job is with the Obozo health care hotline.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 16, 2014, 09:32:25 PM
Not quite that far, but in the same state. 

IIRC, they made it as far as one day west of Pittsburgh, Kansas, which itself is about one day out of Joplin, if you walk really, really slow. 

Then they turned tail, headed east, and moved into the homeless shelter in Springfield, MO.

In their careful planning for the trip, they only overlooked three things:

1. Mountains
2. Winter
3. Distance

Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: obumazombie on December 17, 2014, 04:43:08 PM
In their careful planning for the trip, they only overlooked three things:

1. Mountains
2. Winter
3. Distance

A recipe for the repeat of the Donner party.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: BattleHymn on December 17, 2014, 05:15:05 PM
A recipe for the repeat of the Donner party.

If the Donner party were around today, they would have only had to sacrifice HAMber to keep everyone fed.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: Big Dog on December 17, 2014, 06:18:22 PM
A recipe for the repeat of the Donner party.

Someone should tell Amber that it wasn't lust in Dreamboat Dave's eye out there on the road.

It was hunger.
Title: Re: LFR has a new job.
Post by: Skul on December 17, 2014, 06:58:44 PM
If the Donner party were around today, they would have only had to sacrifice HAMber to keep everyone fed.

You not a nice man.  :rotf:
If you were a girl, I'd kiss you.  :cheersmate: