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Title: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: JakeStyle on December 12, 2014, 01:57:50 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025948598

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Fri Dec 12, 2014, 12:59 AM

diabeticman (2,279 posts)

Please stand, place your hand on your hear and repeat the NEW pledge.
I Pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Corporations of America and to the "Two Party" system which stands against us. Crushing the 99% percent everyday and making citizens united stronger everyday.

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Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: diesel driver on December 12, 2014, 04:08:44 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025948598

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DUmmie "blind squirrel" moment.

Sometimes, "the stupid" is even too much for them.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: tanstaafl on December 12, 2014, 05:34:37 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025948598

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Did the insulin - challenged primitive check with his 'wife' about this?

Or is 'she' in the shop for a couple of patches?
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: franksolich on December 12, 2014, 05:56:03 AM
Did the insulin - challenged primitive check with his 'wife' about this?

Or is 'she' in the shop for a couple of patches?

I think he probably should get back to his "wife" stories, as this sort of post doesn't seem to work for him:

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Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: JakeStyle on December 12, 2014, 07:49:15 AM
Looks like it was a flame out, thought it had potential for at least some DUmmie mockery.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: Big Dog on December 12, 2014, 08:25:42 AM
When I read the d-bag's posts, I hear Charlie Brown's teacher.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: obumazombie on December 12, 2014, 09:38:31 AM
DUmmie "blind squirrel" moment.

Sometimes, "the stupid" is even too much for them.
Under God would have put a burr under their saddle.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: BattleHymn on December 12, 2014, 10:19:05 AM
I'd wager this dipshit is the dark horse candidate shooting up in the DOTY tally thus far.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 12, 2014, 11:21:38 AM
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:lol:


This could almost most be a category for next year's DOTY, most noticeably ignored poster (or something). For the DUmmie most known for starting threads that just sink like a lead balloon.

The perfect name for the award would be "the Steve" but that is taken.  :(

Steve and Diabeticman would be shoe-ins for early nominees.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: Dori on December 12, 2014, 11:38:57 AM
:lol:


This could almost most be a category for next year's DOTY, most noticeably ignored poster (or something). For the DUmmie most known for starting threads that just sink like a lead balloon.

The perfect name for the award would be "the Steve" but that is taken.  :(

Steve and Diabeticman would be shoe-ins for early nominees.

quite a few in the lounge get ignored....ashling comes to mind
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: USA4ME on December 12, 2014, 11:42:31 AM
So much for the primitive taking some time off from the nut farm.

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Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: JakeStyle on December 12, 2014, 12:24:15 PM
So much for the primitive taking some time off from the nut farm.

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To his credit, he didn't invoke his imaginary wife in his post.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 12, 2014, 12:28:29 PM
To his credit, he didn't invoke his imaginary wife in his post.

New meds. :whistling:
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: Big Dog on December 12, 2014, 12:45:58 PM
To his credit, he didn't invoke his imaginary wife in his post.

Maybe he killed his imaginary wife and buried her in his imaginary basement.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: obumazombie on December 12, 2014, 02:22:15 PM
Maybe he killed his imaginary wife and buried her in his imaginary basement.
I hope he didn't use an imaginary banned assault weapon.

I'd wager this dipshit is the dark horse candidate shooting up in the DOTY tally thus far.

So far he has my vote.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: thundley4 on December 12, 2014, 04:00:38 PM
"I pledge allegiance to the Democratic Party and the Freebies for which it gives us by taking from others who worked for it."

They really need to cut out the 99% BS, and stick with the 51% of them that are moochers from the taxpayers.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: Skul on December 12, 2014, 07:47:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025948598

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0 replies.   257 views.  :rotf:  :loser:
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 12, 2014, 09:03:41 PM
His wife told him to do that.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: BattleHymn on December 13, 2014, 02:48:22 AM
Some of the most unintentionally funny primitive comments reach the dustbin of history with zero replies.  This looks to be one of them. 
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: obumazombie on December 13, 2014, 12:13:23 PM
His wife told him to do that.

He didn't build that. His wife did.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: Skul on December 14, 2014, 12:52:40 AM
He didn't build that. His wife did.

 :cheersmate:   :hi5:
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: txradioguy on December 15, 2014, 05:31:49 AM
He's not nearly as creative as the idiot he's trying to emulate:

http://www.westernjournalism.com/colorado-professor-forces-students-recite-pro-communist-new-pledge-racist-america/#F5opYvO2ezRpMP2R.97

Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 15, 2014, 10:15:49 AM
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Maybe $kinner needs to appoint someone to mercy kill these sad un-replied threads to clear up the clutter?
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2014, 10:29:16 AM


Maybe $kinner needs to appoint someone to mercy kill these sad un-replied threads to clear up the clutter?

A death panel, perhaps?
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: obumazombie on December 15, 2014, 10:57:46 AM
A death panel, perhaps?
Reverse MIRT ?
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: Skul on December 18, 2014, 02:26:10 AM
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Some ones mole needs to paddle over and give him a mercy comment.
Deragatory of course.
Title: Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
Post by: obumazombie on December 18, 2014, 11:00:01 AM
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Some ones mole needs to paddle over and give him a mercy comment.
Deragatory of course.
More proof of the need for a reverse MIRT.