Post by: njpines on December 08, 2014, 02:02:01 PM
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Spaldeen (214 posts) Wed Dec 3, 2014, 09:36 PM
What is your favorite way to prepare kale?
Ok guys, give me your favorite kale concoctions!
I just eat mine mixed in with some spinach leaves and poppyseed dressing. Nothing fancy!
Here's mine:
1) Put kale in the trunk
2) Drive to the nearest empty field
3) Take kale out of trunk, trying not to breathe
4) Put kale on the ground and soak with flammable liquid of your choice (gas, kerosene, naptha -- doesn't matter)
5) Light it on fire (stay downwind) sorry -- meant UPWIND! :thatsright:
6) Make sure you put it out.
7) Get back in your car and floor it!!
Best recipe for kale EVAH!!!!!!
Post by: Eupher on December 08, 2014, 02:03:02 PM
Here's mine:
1) Put kale in the trunk
2) Drive to the nearest empty field
3) Take kale out of trunk, trying not to breathe
4) Put kale on the ground and soak with flammable liquid of your choice (gas, kerosene, naptha -- doesn't matter)
5) Light it on fire (stay downwind)
6) Make sure you put it out.
7) Get back in your car and floor it!!
Best recipe for kale EVAH!!!!!!
I guess this means you're not a fan of kale?
As a green, leafy vegetable?
:whistling:
Post by: Texacon on December 08, 2014, 02:04:45 PM
KC
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PM
Here's mine:
1) Put kale in the trunk
2) Drive to the nearest empty field
3) Take kale out of trunk, trying not to breathe
4) Put kale on the ground and soak with flammable liquid of your choice (gas, kerosene, naptha -- doesn't matter)
5) Light it on fire (stay downwind)
6) Make sure you put it out.
7) Get back in your car and floor it!!
Best recipe for kale EVAH!!!!!!
Personally, I'd dispense with Step 6 (it'd burn itself out), but I gave you an H5 anyway!
Post by: njpines on December 08, 2014, 02:13:37 PM
Personally, I'd dispense with Step 6 (it'd burn itself out), but I gave you an H5 anyway!
Didn't want to start any of Nadin's grassfires!! :panic:
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 08, 2014, 02:17:16 PM
Here's mine:8. Nuke the site from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.
1) Put kale in the trunk
2) Drive to the nearest empty field
3) Take kale out of trunk, trying not to breathe
4) Put kale on the ground and soak with flammable liquid of your choice (gas, kerosene, naptha -- doesn't matter)
5) Light it on fire (stay downwind) sorry -- meant UPWIND! :thatsright:
6) Make sure you put it out.
7) Get back in your car and floor it!!
Best recipe for kale EVAH!!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 08, 2014, 02:22:37 PM
Post by: tanstaafl on December 08, 2014, 04:44:42 PM
Here's mine:
1) Put kale in the trunk
2) Drive to the nearest empty field
3) Take kale out of trunk, trying not to breathe
4) Put kale on the ground and soak with flammable liquid of your choice (gas, kerosene, naptha -- doesn't matter)
5) Light it on fire (stay downwind) sorry -- meant UPWIND! :thatsright:
6) Make sure you put it out.
7) Get back in your car and floor it!!
Best recipe for kale EVAH!!!!!!
Similar to the one I learned from my Grandma, except we didn't waste any gas by driving it around town. Didn't waste ant flammable fluids soaking it before lighting it up. And we didn't waste any body energy stomping a fire out. We waited for the rhinoceroses to do that.
Come to think, I wonder if that is why we never saw any rhinoceroses around the farm.
Post by: Big Dog on December 08, 2014, 04:59:16 PM
Here's mine:
1) Put kale in the trunk
2) Drive to the nearest empty field
3) Take kale out of trunk, trying not to breathe
4) Put kale on the ground and soak with flammable liquid of your choice (gas, kerosene, naptha -- doesn't matter)
5) Light it on fire (stay downwind) sorry -- meant UPWIND! :thatsright:
6) Make sure you put it out.
7) Get back in your car and floor it!!
Best recipe for kale EVAH!!!!!!
:lmao:
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 08, 2014, 05:05:37 PM
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 08, 2014, 05:33:41 PM
Post by: diesel driver on December 08, 2014, 09:26:36 PM
Post by: obumazombie on December 08, 2014, 09:55:07 PM
Post by: Big Dog on December 08, 2014, 09:56:54 PM
It makes a good fish wrapper, and a great bird cage liner.
So, kale is like the New York Times?
Post by: obumazombie on December 08, 2014, 10:03:48 PM
So, kale is like the New York Times?Well I certainly didn't mean to denigrate the kale with that comparison.
Post by: Big Dog on December 08, 2014, 11:15:11 PM
Well I certainly didn't mean to denigrate the kale with that comparison.
I'm no more likely to eat one than the other, and I don't read the Times.
Post by: YupItsMe on December 08, 2014, 11:58:21 PM
Post by: Big Dog on December 09, 2014, 08:12:56 AM
OK don't make fun of the Vermonter, but on Saturday mornings I go to the local farmer's market. Now mind you in the Midwest or Amish country the farmer's market is probably different but in VT it's all unwashed, unshaved (yes, I'm talking about the womyn) hippies. However, theres one stand that has there own stone oven that they make wood fired pizza in. The stuff is incredible. And yes I think I've had it with kale on it.
Farmer's markets :II:
Unwashed, unshaved womyn hippies :runaway:
Stone oven pizza :cheers2:
Kale on pizza? :confused:
Post by: Eupher on December 09, 2014, 10:27:29 AM
We tear up a few leaves and put it in soup. And our parrots eat kale as well -- green leafy veggies are a staple for birds and they get theirs. They eat healthier than we do. :lmao:
Post by: Big Dog on December 09, 2014, 11:26:23 AM
We tear up a few leaves and put it in soup. And our parrots eat kale as well -- green leafy veggies are a staple for birds and they get theirs. They eat healthier than we do. :lmao:
Brother, I'm glad you and the birds have something to enjoy together.
:rofl:
I share meat with Velvet. I would never be so cruel as to offer her a piece of kale.
:-)
Post by: Dori on December 09, 2014, 11:41:43 AM
People eat that stuff? We just used it for plate garnish.
I've used it for garnish too. It holds up really well underneath a turkey or large roast. Then you put it in the compost pile.
Some of the variegated ones are pretty as an ornamental.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Ornamental_Kale.jpg)
Post by: thundley4 on December 09, 2014, 11:46:43 AM
Post by: Dori on December 09, 2014, 12:14:38 PM
Am I the only one that wouldn't know kale if I saw it?
There are all kinds of varieties of it
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/organic-produce-kale-display-farmers-rmarket-43499070.jpg
Post by: thundley4 on December 09, 2014, 12:19:32 PM
There are all kinds of varieties of it
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/organic-produce-kale-display-farmers-rmarket-43499070.jpg
In ignorance there is bliss. If something green and leafy isn't in a salad or a recognizable appetizer, I'm not eating it. :panic:
Post by: Eupher on December 09, 2014, 12:50:04 PM
Brother, I'm glad you and the birds have something to enjoy together.
:rofl:
I share meat with Velvet. I would never be so cruel as to offer her a piece of kale.
:-)
All three of our dogs eat the spiny part of the kale ribs. They love it, especially our golden.
They also eat meat. And you should've seen them destroy a marrow-filled beef bone last night. :whistling:
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 09, 2014, 01:37:49 PM
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Spaldeen (214 posts) Wed Dec 3, 2014, 09:36 PM
What is your favorite way to prepare kale?
Clearly a mole mocking the kale-centric DUmmies.
Post by: fatboy on December 09, 2014, 02:51:39 PM
People eat that stuff? We just used it for plate garnish.
Yes, that stuff, it tastes like swamp.
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 09, 2014, 05:22:36 PM