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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on December 08, 2014, 10:54:07 AM
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WilliamPitt (57,509 posts)
I am SO PLEASED the "Eaten by an anaconda" thing turned into a giant Failburger.
I am SO HAPPY this turned out the way it did.
There are not enough electrons on the internet to adequately explain just how brain-murderingly stupid this whole "I'm going to get eaten by an anaconda on television" thing was, but let's start here: Say you were successful, ****wit, in goading the snake into devouring you. HOW THE PRECISE **** WERE YOU PLANNING ON GETTING OUT? Wait for it to poop, like, next month?
I'll tell you how: they would have to cut the thing open, thus killing an absolutely magnificent miracle of nature so you and your asshole TV buddies could fill an hour of broadcast time.
But nope, the snake just decided to beat the shit out of the guy and live to fight another day.
GOOD.
Anaconda Tries to Kill Dumb Human Who Wanted to Be Eaten Alive
http://gawker.com/anaconda-tries-to-kill-dumb-human-who-wanted-to-be-eate-1668155693
I think old Willy boy is having dirty thoughts when he posted this.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025927483
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Keep concentrating on the important stories, Wee Willie.
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He's more than likely eaten his fair share.
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Oh, how far you have fallen, Will.
From the barstool to the floor.
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The hostility and repressed anger expressed by this idiot is palpable.
I'd ask if he was drunk, but I think I know the answer to that question.
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WilliamPitt (57,509 posts)
Say you were successful, ****wit, in goading the snake into devouring you. HOW THE PRECISE **** WERE YOU PLANNING ON GETTING OUT? Wait for it to poop, like, next month?
I'll tell you how: they would have to cut the thing open, thus killing an absolutely magnificent miracle of nature so you and your asshole TV buddies could fill an hour of broadcast time.
...or they would drug it so its muscles would relax and then the guy could be pulled out. They did the same thing on Dirty Jobs once with rodents eaten by snakes for some research/survey job Mike was doing for the show.
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The hostility and repressed anger expressed by this idiot is palpable.
Impotent rage. Literally.
I'd ask if he was drunk, but I think I know the answer to that question.
Only on days with 'y' in them.
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...or they would drug it so its muscles would relax and then the guy could be pulled out. They did the same thing on Dirty Jobs once with rodents eaten by snakes for some research/survey job Mike was doing for the show.
They could tickle its asshole with a feather, and the guy could get loose while it's laughing.
Pitt knows that, he used the same trick on his now-departed bestie. Made him sing.. falsetto.
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Pitt likes to eat trouser snakes, not be eaten by real ones.
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The reason the Anaconda did not eat the guy was because the Anaconda didn't want none unless he had buns hun.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs[/youtube]
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The reason the Anaconda did not eat the guy was because the Anaconda didn't want none unless he had buns hun.
That song deserves an award... worst rehash of an 80's rap song.
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Does the fact that Will Pitt could be minus a head and not lose a single IQ point qualify him as a 'miracle of nature?'
I thought the anaconda thing was stupid so I just didn't watch it or even follow any news about it until I saw this. So the snake was smart enough not to eat a guy in some sort of survival suit? But Will Pitt wasn't smart enough to turn the TV off? Was he hoping it would signify the start of the Fourth Great American Empire, or something?
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Another case of a lib leaping before they looked.
If willpitt put any effort into it he would have found out the purpose of the expedition was to "raise awareness" about the plight of the Amazon, and the habitat for the green anaconda.
Usually libs are very supportive of that kind of thing to the extreme.
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Another case of a lib leaping before they looked.
If willpitt put any effort into it he would have found out the purpose of the expedition was to "raise awareness" about the plight of the Amazon, and the habitat for the green anaconda.
Usually libs are very supportive of that kind of thing to the extreme.
With Will, it's all about him. Always. He feels that everyone's like him, and behaves the same way.