The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on July 12, 2008, 08:09:20 PM
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i have come into the possession of my great grandfathers life work, among being a decorated aeronautical engineer it would appear he dabbled in the lesser accepted sciences. i have almost finished building his masterpiece a 1952 nash rambler time machine. unfortunately my grandfather didn't live long enough to find an energy source with high enough density to fuel his machine, but i believe i have the problem solved.
serious offers only, i would like to exchange paper money for paper money printed before 1965 (for OBVIOUS reasons!). i will pay 5% of the total currency exchanged, unfortunately i cannot offer transfers of coinage as i am already pushing the weight limit as it is!
please no solicitations on changing the future as any changing would only happen in an alternate future reality and be a waste of yours and my time.
back to the workshop!
:rofl:
Best of Craigslist (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/)
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SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/697782542.html)
I need to move out of the driveway. I'm not really that much dirt. Just what was left over after digging fence post holes.
Could you haul me away? Far, far away?
I am in Wedgwood. That's just North of the Univ of Washington a bit.
I will pay one person $20 to haul me off. Please?
Someone emailed me for my measurements. That's kind of a personal question, but I guess we're friends, right? I'm about a 6ftx8ftx3ft pile, but only in the center. I'm pretty small around the edges.
Thanks in advance.
Yours truly,
Pile of Dirt
P.S. I am slightly disgruntled because some people cannot read. I am only dirt. I only have $20. It's not like I'm mud or fancy rocks. I'm just dirt. DIRT CHEAP. Please don't waste dirt's time by emailing dirt and asking for more money. DIRT isn't here to subsidize your craigslist lifestyle. Dirt just wants to be gone.
UPDATE: NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt's mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt's address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime... soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.
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To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html)
I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
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My DIL has been selling and buying some things on Craig's List. Recently she posted about some shoes she had for sale. Here's a copy of her email from an "interested buyer".
ETA: Email changed to protect the stupid from himself. :mental:
3 Pairs of Women's Size 8 1/2 Shoes - $20
Look at this e-mail I received in response to my ad to sell shoes!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!! Just wanted to share. Hope everyone is doing ok. Love, Mary
-----Original Message-----
From: Zxxx Gxxx <zgxxx@yahoo.com>
To: sale-xxxx@craigslist.org
Sent: Tue, 1 Jul 2008 9:22 pm
Subject: 3 Pairs of Women's Size 8 1/2 Shoes - $20
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Hi, I love women shoes and feet and toes, I would be interested in buythem if I could see the feet that where in them.
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free coffin (Dixie Highway)
Date: 2008-05-08, 2:05PM EDT
slightly used but good condition. must be willing to pick up. handsome varnish finish. will take 3 to 4 people to move. bought at garage sale and never put to use. airtight. had been using for produce storage but just taking up space now. will go to first person who can pick it up.
LOL :rofl:
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produce stored in a coffin? Oh my.
I love craigslist. you never know what you'll find. Or who!! I love reading the bizarre ones. And the weird ebay auctions!
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I'll have to take a look. I have never made it a habit to read craigslist. :-)
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Bumped because lurkers are reading it.
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Interesting!!
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Here's the picture that came with the ad for the pile of dirt. :rofl:
The ad's been updated:
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/dirt.jpg)
SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT: nevermind
NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt's mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt's address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime... soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.
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Everyone knows that only a Delorean is the best for time travel.
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Everyone knows that only a Delorean is the best for time travel.
He needs the Flux Capacitor
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I get stuck in the best of craigslist for hours.
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No one here uses CL. I wish Kijiji had something like this.
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SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/697782542.html)
I need to move out of the driveway. I'm not really that much dirt. Just what was left over after digging fence post holes.
Could you haul me away? Far, far away?
I am in Wedgwood. That's just North of the Univ of Washington a bit.
I will pay one person $20 to haul me off. Please?
Someone emailed me for my measurements. That's kind of a personal question, but I guess we're friends, right? I'm about a 6ftx8ftx3ft pile, but only in the center. I'm pretty small around the edges.
Thanks in advance.
Yours truly,
Pile of Dirt
P.S. I am slightly disgruntled because some people cannot read. I am only dirt. I only have $20. It's not like I'm mud or fancy rocks. I'm just dirt. DIRT CHEAP. Please don't waste dirt's time by emailing dirt and asking for more money. DIRT isn't here to subsidize your craigslist lifestyle. Dirt just wants to be gone.
UPDATE: NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt's mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt's address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime... soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.
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