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Title: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 06, 2014, 08:43:55 AM
http://deadline.com/2014/12/obama-movie-first-date-cast-1201309705/
Obama Romance Movie In Works
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EXCLUSIVE: The White House legend that is Barack and Michelle Obama’s romance is heading to the screen. Southside With You, a drama in the vein of Before Sunrise, chronicles the summer 1989 afternoon when the future President of the United States of America wooed his future First Lady on an epic first date across Chicago’s South Side. Get On Up’s Tika Sumpter will play Michelle Obama (née Robinson), while the search is on to cast the young Barack.

~~This is the gist of the story, there is more at the link, but its just fluff-saying nothing but filling up space.
:popcorn:  ya just know Gina is gonna so be there at the midnight showing.
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 06, 2014, 09:21:15 AM
The first time Obama saw Mochelle, he walked up to her and said, "You wanna F***?" and she said, "I thought you'd never ask."
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: Big Dog on December 06, 2014, 09:23:40 AM
King Putt and Moochelle Antoinette's first date:

(http://theworldsbestever.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ron-jeremy-gar-coleman-wookie.jpg)

And then it got weird.
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2014, 09:30:32 AM
 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

I give it five pukes.

Will it really be set in Shitcargo, or a 'Composite city?' (<Purely rhetorical, I know whatever they show will have no recognizable connection to the real Chicago aside from some landmark buildings.)
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: Big Dog on December 06, 2014, 09:40:08 AM
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

I give it five pukes.

Will it really be set in Shitcargo, or a 'Composite city?' (<Purely rhetorical, I know whatever they show will have no recognizable connection to the real Chicago aside from some landmark buildings.)

I wonder if Moochelle will ask King Putt if she was his "first"; they'll cut to a slow-motion montage of all the composite White Chicks he had banged before; and then Putt will look straight into her Wookie eyes and say, "Yeah, baby. You're the first".
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 06, 2014, 10:18:23 AM


Will it really be set in Shitcargo,
If so, will be be able to hear the dialog over the gunfire?
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: Linda on December 06, 2014, 10:52:25 AM
Did you guys read any of the comments following the article?

They are all negative...most contain the word vomit....which I fully understand.

If you will excuse me now I have to go wash my mouth out.
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: marv on December 06, 2014, 11:18:44 AM
Not one positive comment, and the funniest one was about using footage from the National Geographic archives.....
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: Dori on December 06, 2014, 11:52:07 AM
Did you guys read any of the comments following the article?

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A more appropriate title for this 30-tragi-comedy would be “Nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.”

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This movie has already been done. its called the Manchurian Candidate. It was a relationship for convenience. its the same reason Billary never got divorced.

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Just like the Nobel Prize.It will win as Oscar before it’s made
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: FlaGator on December 06, 2014, 12:08:44 PM
Here is the trailer if anyone is interested

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTY-qlQ9Hc0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 06, 2014, 01:15:34 PM
Is this a joke?  :mental:
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: Donpeyote on December 06, 2014, 01:45:28 PM
Who will play Reggie Love ? :popcorn:
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 06, 2014, 02:01:09 PM
Who will play Reggie Love ? :popcorn:
I don't know but Obama and Reggie have agreed to do all the sex scenes.
Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: obumazombie on December 07, 2014, 03:38:48 AM
Man Trap...


(http://blurbrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Salt-monster.jpg)


Title: Re: Obama Romance Movie In Works
Post by: DefiantSix on December 07, 2014, 04:18:42 AM
Al & Tipper Gore should sue the shit out of Barely O'Mananuff and his trained Sasquatch. After all, they were the original models for the movie Love Story and this steaming pile of crap can't possibly help but infringe on that copyright. :lmao: :popcorn: :popcorn: :lmao: