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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on December 05, 2014, 05:09:40 PM
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Fri Dec 5, 2014, 02:37 PM
Star Member TeamPooka (5,685 posts)
The clerk said "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah" I replied.
Almost all clerks and checkout staff at stores wish me Happy Holidays nowadays but there's a couple that are clearly FoxNews/War on Christmas types that have wished me a Merry Christmas.
One of them just wished me a "Merry Christmas" at the drugstore.
I looked her in the eye with a smile on my face and said "Happy Hanukkah".
She actually looked offended for a moment.
She got that thin-lipped tightness in her mouth.
Then there was a look, a realization in her eyes that she has been doing to others what I just "did" to her.
She didn't say a word, but I could see it.
"Happy Holidays." I said, and left.
No conversions screaming that they are voting for Hillary.
No applauding and cheering crowds.
No TV remotes being hidden.
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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)
Fri Dec 5, 2014, 02:40 PM
Star Member Nye Bevan (18,029 posts)
(http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/holiday-greeting-flowchart.jpg)
:lol:
Response to TeamPooka (Original post)
Fri Dec 5, 2014, 02:45 PM
NCTraveler (4,419 posts)
7. It's that time of year again.
Where all of the liberal warriors have their "I was in line at the grocery" moment. It always works out so perfect. Amazing how many adult cashiers have their aha moment at the hands of offended duers.
Response to NCTraveler (Reply #7)
Fri Dec 5, 2014, 02:49 PM
RandiFan1290 (2,749 posts)
11. Has your pal Rush read any of your posts on the show lately?
Response to NCTraveler (Reply #7)
Fri Dec 5, 2014, 02:52 PM
Star Member Skittles (96,897 posts)
14. love the passive-agressive way you accuse the OP of being a liar
as if no clerk EVER says "Merry Christmas"
Response to NCTraveler (Reply #7)
Fri Dec 5, 2014, 03:18 PM
Star Member truebrit71 (18,884 posts)
35. Then why the **** are you here?
If the "liberal warriors" piss you off so much???
Seems like you're in the wrong place? No?
What a bunch of miserable shit stains.
Response to TeamPooka (Original post)
Fri Dec 5, 2014, 03:25 PM
Enrique (25,469 posts)
41. the proper response
is "I don't drink with you".
:rofl:
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<<<not a member of the Hebraic persuasion.
<<<however, when wished a "Happy Hannukah," which after all is only an expression of good wishes, thanks the person who says it.
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I have found a good response to almost any pleasantry offered by people in stores, on the street, anywhere is a cheerful "Well, thank you. And to you as well."
I cannot understand why so many of the DUmmies insist on living in Butthurt Land.
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My boyfriend, who is Jewish but atheist (not Atheist --there's the difference) goes out of his way to wish people Merry Christmas and, in fact, loves the Christmas season. I've asked him if he wishes people a Happy Hanukkah and he says "Usually not -- we lost! :-)
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Their celebration of the holidays makes Festivus look like child's play.
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but, damnit, I want the airing of grievances!!! :rant: I look forward to that all year!
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She actually looked offended for a moment.
She got that thin-lipped tightness in her mouth.
Then there was a look, a realization in her eyes that she has been doing to others what I just "did" to her.
She didn't say a word, but I could see it.
She was probably worried you were some kind of nutcase, and didn't want to say anything so you'd just leave quietly.
Hopefully, you granted her that wish.
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but, damnit, I want the airing of grievances!!!
That's all they do at the DUmp, year 'round.
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<<<not a member of the Hebraic persuasion.
<<<however, when wished a "Happy Hannukah," which after all is only an expression of good wishes, thanks the person who says it.
I always look forward to wishing Jews a Happy Yom Kippur!
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Almost all clerks and checkout staff at stores wish me Happy Holidays nowadays but there's a couple that are clearly FoxNews/War on Christmas types that have wished me a Merry Christmas.
:rofl: Just saying "Merry Christmas" marks someone as FoxNews/War types. :rofl: Do you suppose the DUmmy knows that Christmas predates Fox News by centuries? :rofl:
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:rofl: Just saying "Merry Christmas" marks someone as FoxNews/War types. :rofl: Do you suppose the DUmmy knows that Christmas predates Fox News by centuries? :rofl:
The DUmmies can prove- with chicken wire, gasoline, and a cinder block - that Fox News invented Christmas to oppress the indigenous people of the blue states.
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Their celebration of the holidays makes Festivus look like child's play.
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"
:lmao:
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Sucks to be a DUmmie. Always raging at the world. :mental:
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:rofl: Just saying "Merry Christmas" marks someone as FoxNews/War types. :rofl: Do you suppose the DUmmy knows that Christmas predates Fox News by centuries? :rofl:
God, they are stupid. Christmas has been around for millenia.
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O'Reilly does the "war on Christmas" thing. Dummy Pooka must be a fan.
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I tore apart a chicken brearst while i read this, it was tasty.
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Went to a Fred's Pharmacy today. A woman outside the front door said "Merry Christmas". We said "thank you and Merry Christmas to you." I don't know if the woman was an employee.
At the checkout counter the lady who definitely was an employ said "Merry Christmas" after ringing us up. Again we said, "thank you and Merry Christmas to you."
There was no need for any conversions as no idiots were present to convert. Of course, it was around lunch time so most DUmmies were probably still in bed.
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I guess everyone I've known all my life has been a Fox News/War on Christmas type and didn't even know it.
To not hear or return a "Merry Christmas" would seem weird, and if anyone used the awkward, tortured phrase "Happy Holidays" they'd sound really goofy.
Of course that's how it is here in red state hell, but it was no less the case when we lived among normal people in the North.
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I like it when people say Merry Christmas to me.
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Say it, or sign it...
(http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/signjpegs/c/christ14.jpg)(http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/signjpegs/c/christ15.jpg)
"Merry Christmas!"
It's all good to me!
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NCTraveler (4,419 posts)
7. It's that time of year again.
Where all of the liberal warriors have their "I was in line at the grocery" moment. It always works out so perfect. Amazing how many adult cashiers have their aha moment at the hands of offended duers.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Good for you. If I ever run across you in this life, I will buy you a beer.
<<<not a member of the Hebraic persuasion.
<<<however, when wished a "Happy Hannukah," which after all is only an expression of good wishes, thanks the person who says it.
I mean, really. Why not? Because, not a (D)Ummie....
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O'Reilly does the "war on Christmas" thing. Dummy Pooka must be a fan.
They certainly watch it FAR more than I do.
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The DUmmies can prove- with chicken wire, gasoline, and a cinder block - that Fox News invented Christmas to oppress the indigenous people of the blue states.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
+ eLeBinty!!!!billIOn!!!!1111 :hi5:
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