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Title: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: dutch508 on December 05, 2014, 12:58:01 AM
No... I swear I did not change the spelling on the OP.

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A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"

Thu Dec 4, 2014, 11:28 PM http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025912836
 TygrBright (13,729 posts)

A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"

My sister died because the medicine cost eighty-four thousand dollars
I can't breathe

My father was turned away at the voting place
I can't breathe

They took my aunt's house
I can't breathe

"A fund has been started to help the family pay medical expenses"
I can't breathe

My grandmother is still working--they privatised her pension
I can't breathe

My cousins got turned away from the public swimming pool
I can't breathe

My brother was beaten for holding hands with his husband
I can't breathe

My sister was killed for "looking like a ho"
I can't breathe

They put my neighbors in jail instead of treating their illness
I can't breathe

The sky is dark with soot and the land is slick and oily
I can't breathe

Officer Friendly killed my brother
I can't breathe

My voice is unheard
I can't breathe


 :rotf:

Oh Lawdy! Where be the Cal Peg to offer her/his support?!?

Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 05, 2014, 02:17:15 AM

     Omaha Steve farted.
     I Can't Breathe.


     LynneSin sat on me.
     I Can't Breathe.

     
     rsmithnumbers wrote a post with no self awareness, and I'm laughing at him.
     I Cant Breathe.


     One of them made soup.
     I Can't Breathe.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2014, 02:42:11 AM
Cill my landlord.

Cill my landlord.

C-I-L-L my landlord.

Blink, blink, blink, blink.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: obumazombie on December 05, 2014, 04:01:22 AM
When in Rome
Away from home
Pen a pome
about a tome
Under a dome
Glass of Fome
layer of lome
garden G. nome

I could probably use some help from the forum spiritual guide to channel nadin for a better word salad.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 05, 2014, 05:01:51 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on December 05, 2014, 04:01:22 AM
When in Rome
Away from home
Pen a pome
about a tome
Under a dome
Glass of Fome
layer of lome
garden G. nome

I could probably use some help from the forum spiritual guide to channel nadin for a better word salad.

A pome is a poem that contains so much stupid you could write a tome about it.


The "n" chromosome
in the "special" genome
shines like chrome
and the main prodrome
of greatness syndrome
is that be retardant.

Best I could do obumazombie. I guess I should have given it a try when I was still half asleep and my brain wasn't completely functioning.



Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: obumazombie on December 05, 2014, 05:03:28 AM
^That's gold FlippyDoo...GOLD !
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: Carl on December 05, 2014, 06:34:16 AM
That was just pitiful.  :loser:
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on December 05, 2014, 06:54:50 AM
My partner is vomiting my aching seeds
He can't breathe.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 05, 2014, 07:09:59 AM
People laugh at my pants
~~ Pull your pants up, don't loot.

Went to jail for littering,
~~ Give a hoot, don't pollute.

Joined a gang, went to jail.
~~ Gimmie a break, I'm just a yute.

Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to sh*t, but only farted.
~~ Hands up, don't poot.




Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: JakeStyle on December 05, 2014, 07:50:23 AM
And you want to be my latex salesman.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 05, 2014, 07:54:55 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2014, 02:42:11 AM
Cill my landlord.

Cill my landlord.

C-I-L-L my landlord.

Blink, blink, blink, blink.

 :rotf:
Back when SNL was funny.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: Big Dog on December 05, 2014, 08:21:01 AM
Don't rob,
Don't loot,
Don't hit the po-lice,
And he won't shoot.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: USA4ME on December 05, 2014, 09:35:14 AM
I'm laughing so hard at your stupid pome
I can't breathe

.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: Zathras on December 05, 2014, 10:19:15 AM
Quote from: BannedFromDU on December 05, 2014, 02:17:15 AM
     Omaha Steve farted.
     I Can't Breathe.


     LynneSin sat on me.
     I Can't Breathe.

     
     rsmithnumbers wrote a post with no self awareness, and I'm laughing at him.
     I Cant Breathe.


     One of them made soup.
     I Can't Breathe.

     I'm laughing so hard at the stupidity of the DUmbasses it hurts.
     I Can't Breathe.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: marv on December 05, 2014, 10:37:42 AM
This is NOT a POME...
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A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"

Thu Dec 4, 2014, 11:28 PM http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025912836
 TygrBright (13,729 posts)

A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"

My sister died because the medicine cost eighty-four thousand dollars
I can't breathe

(snip)

Officer Friendly killed my brother
I can't breathe

My voice is unheard
I can't breathe

THESE are pomes...
(http://www.freshfruitportal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/manzana-y-pera_27640276-_-small.jpg)

DUmmies don't play Scrabble!
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: USA4ME on December 05, 2014, 01:23:33 PM
Welfare check late arriving in the mail
I can't breathe

EBT card already spent and it's only the 5th of the month
I can't breathe

.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 05, 2014, 01:40:30 PM
A pome
by any other nome
is still a pome
I can't breathe
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: obumazombie on December 05, 2014, 03:20:57 PM
This thread
Is comedy gold
So enjoyable
My dog hurts
And can't breathe
How do the feet
Stand the pain ?
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: dutch508 on December 05, 2014, 10:09:52 PM
My Dear "Whatever",
That girl has a dick.
Blink, Blink, Blink, Blink,
That woman has a wacker.
Turtlenecks are in style,
That ‘babe’ has a penis.
My husband always says,
That chick has a winkie.
Thank you for it, my dear
That hottie has an outie
So, today, my wonderful husband took me
That dike has a cock.
He was having a very good day indeed
That Calpeg is a man!
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 05, 2014, 10:13:38 PM
That's a poem?????????? I have read better ones.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2014, 11:17:52 PM
A CalPig pome in honor of Officer Friendly:

CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore   Tue Nov-13-07 09:00 PM
Original message
My newest poem....**Officer Friendly**

 
Such strength I can't breathe

The masculine facade

Sharp flashing eyes

Tender fingers and tongue


The man dominates me.

His body, his mind

Overcome me.


He strokes, and licks, and drinks me.

And then he enters


I open and yield myself

I surrender to his strength, his passion.

My mind is overcome with what I cannot tell...

But it’s wrong




I dominate him.

For at the last–who yields?


At the peak of passion

He empties the aching seed

Into me...I can't breathe.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: HawkHogan on December 05, 2014, 11:48:23 PM
Dummies writing silly poems on DU.
I can't breathe.

Hank Johnson reciting silly poems on the floors of Congress.
I can't breathe.

A Democratic governor not sending in the national guard to protect businesses.
I can't breathe.

My Attorney General is a racist.
I can't breathe.

My President is a failure.
I can't breathe.

These protesters don't have a job.
I can't breathe.

Most Dummies don't have a job.
I can't breathe.

Most Dummies live off the government.
I can't breathe.

Most Dummies are on psychiatric medication.
I can't breathe.

Dummies are as hideous on the inside, as they are on the outside. 
I can't breathe.

Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: obumazombie on December 06, 2014, 02:27:32 AM
This is the most awesome head...EVER !
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 06, 2014, 02:37:03 AM
He empties the aching seed ...you'd ache too if you were going where they were going.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: YupItsMe on December 08, 2014, 11:39:28 PM
I went to public skool,
I cant breethe.
Title: Re: A Pome: "Officer Friendly Killed My Brother"
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 09, 2014, 02:13:24 AM
The best minds of our generation and no one thought of:

Quote
I think I shall never see
A pome as lovely as a tree
If by chance I cannot breathe
I can always shake my branches' leaves

Jeeze, I am usually a 1/2 step behind!  How can I have gotten so ahead????