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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: bijou on July 12, 2008, 04:29:36 PM
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:02 PM
Original message
Fight at the UPS store! Social ingrates, idiot mother****ers!
Asked me what the contents of my packages were. I asked her if she thought she was dickwad cheney and what did she intend to do steal the contents. Just because they killed 1/2 of the 4th Amendment did not give her the ****ing right to invade my ****ing privacy and she could go to hell. Got her name, her supervisor's name, and the store owner's name. The other store customers applauded my viciousness. I took a bow on the **** way out! Son of a bitch!
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3607588)
Actually there is little support for this nonsense. Though the story is highly unlikely to be true and if there is a shred of truth it has been 'stretchied' to breaking point.
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Private company transporting goods for you. Don't like it, get your dumb ass in your own ****ing vehicle and drive it there yourself.
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That's really stretching the elastic, like when the subway cat tries to put on a pair of 24" waistline ladies' unmentionables.
As long ago as when I was a little lad, long before George Bush, long before 9/11, people were being asked the contents of a package (either at the post office or a private delivery service), such as "any liquids or flammables inside?"
Signs since long before George Bush and 9/11 have been posted describing items one could not send out in the mail or through a delivery service, but people generally don't pay any attention to signs, and so this is, and was, always simply a gentle reminder.
The lonely star idiot primitive is just a grouch; in fact, among the circa 5,000 primitives on Skins's island, I always considered the lonely star idiot primitive in real life to probably be one of the most selfish, anti-social, intolerant people one can hope to meet. And I bet I'm not wrong.
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After 9-11 UPS always asks what's in your package, so what? They have the RIGHT to open it if they want to....DUmmies are such angry fools, what a moron. These people are just angry about everything aren't they?
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The DUmmies rip that bitch apart in that thread. Very entertaining. Has a good beat, and its easy to dance to - A very enthusiastic two thumbs up :-) :hyper: :-)
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:14 PM
Response to Original message
17. So they applauded as you left, and you thought they were applauding you?
Maybe, I guess.
Retired AF Dem (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:16 PM
Response to Reply #17
21. Just happy he/she was leaving
get the line moving again.
The OP isn't getting the hi-5's and fist bumps it was anticipating. Could DUmmies be growing up? It is the heat of summer? Is it glow bull warming?
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No one at any service that ships mail is going to put up with that kind of shit.
0 bongs
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
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No one at any service that ships mail is going to put up with that kind of shit.
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Agreed...you and your package would be leaving..
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I wish I had an account there just so I could ask her what was in the box. See if that sets her off again. Because, apparently, it doesn't take much.
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I wish I had an account there just so I could ask her what was on the box. See if that sets her off again. Because, apparently, it doesn't take much.
Right, it doesn't take much.
The lonely star idiot primitive is as if one has a neighbor moaning, groaning, bitching, whining, complaining that the color red of the roses in one's yard isn't the "right" color red.
The lonely star idiot primitive has a short fuse, although a little bit longer than what the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, "Redstone," has.
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Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.
Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.
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What a jackass. :whatever:
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Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.
Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.
I recall the incident--maybe about a year ago?--but not the specific primitive.
It seems to me it might have been a primitive engaged in "education," though.
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Was it a UPS? Or a FedEx? Or maybe there were two moron incidents.
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like when the subway cat tries to put on a pair of 24" waistline ladies' unmentionables.
Thanks Frank, I got a little bit of throw up in my mouth on that.
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Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.
Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.
I do believe that that was Theone1in (or something like that...Melanie). She went off because she couldn't get something over nighted at 8 in the evening. She was late because her daughter was goofing off.
Lone star ain't was the one who was gonna sue the bar because they wouldn't let her, her mother and the seeing eye dog her mother was dog sitting in the bar. She raised a ruckus, telling all that she would soon be the new owner, right before she and her flea bitten crew was escorted out.
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Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.
Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.
I do believe that that was Theone1in (or something like that...Melanie). She went off because she couldn't get something over nighted at 8 in the evening. She was late because her daughter was goofing off.
Lone star ain't was the one who was gonna sue the bar because they wouldn't let her, her mother and the seeing eye dog her mother was dog sitting in the bar. She raised a ruckus, telling all that she would soon be the new owner, right before she and her flea bitten crew was escorted out.
That sounds right, sir, and I thank you.
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Who was that other DUmbass that had the dust-up at the UPS store? She was going to have the clerk fired and all that because she was "rude" or something.
Maybe they should get together and compare notes on how to be total asses in public.
I do believe that that was Theone1in (or something like that...Melanie). She went off because she couldn't get something over nighted at 8 in the evening. She was late because her daughter was goofing off.
Lone star ain't was the one who was gonna sue the bar because they wouldn't let her, her mother and the seeing eye dog her mother was dog sitting in the bar. She raised a ruckus, telling all that she would soon be the new owner, right before she and her flea bitten crew was escorted out.
Oh yeah, that's the one. I remember the bar incident, too. They both are prize asswipes. That's what the entitlement mentality will do for ya.
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
:rofl:
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Good grief....that thread is hillarious. Lonestartbitch is acting like quite the....well....bitch. I think ONE person over there agreed with her!
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:13 PM
Response to Reply #5
14. appropriate source = cheney, not some low-paid clerk.
you could have made the same point without passing along the pain.
cheney & co. love it when the peons attack each other. in fact, the whole system is designed to produce that result.
lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:21 PM
Response to Reply #14
33. No solidarity with those type. Authoritian mailer nazi.
As I have stated 15 times. I told the ****er what the general contents of the packages were. Did not need to reveal the precise description.
:lmao:
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
Yup. :cheersmate:
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
ewwwww
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
ewwwww
She needs a bidet. :rotf:
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
A can of "tuna" from the dollar store?
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
ewwwww
She needs a bidet. :rotf:
:lmao:
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Awww, they locked it. :-)
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
ewwwww
She needs a bidet. :rotf:
I'm thinking something a bit more powerful than a spritz from a bidet. :popcorn:
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
ewwwww
She needs a bidet. :rotf:
I'm thinking something a bit more powerful than a spritz from a bidet. :popcorn:
A firehose and a case of wet wipes?
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:07 PM
Response to Reply #103
141. Shouting now egh? The thread, yes, that is what I said.
ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:08 PM
Response to Reply #141
143. nope...just calling attention with nice big letters
so other people can see you have no clue...and that you are likely suffering from a chemical imbalance.
lawl
LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:19 PM
Response to Original message
172. The minimum wage clerk at the shipping counter does not set policy
nor will yelling at low level retail minions do the slightest thing to change that policy. On the off chance that this story isn't completely bouncy, you are a jackass to abuse a low-level worker in such a way.
They're using our terms now.
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:07 PM
Response to Reply #103
141. Shouting now egh? The thread, yes, that is what I said.
ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:08 PM
Response to Reply #141
143. nope...just calling attention with nice big letters
so other people can see you have no clue...and that you are likely suffering from a chemical imbalance.
lawl
LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:19 PM
Response to Original message
172. The minimum wage clerk at the shipping counter does not set policy
nor will yelling at low level retail minions do the slightest thing to change that policy. On the off chance that this story isn't completely bouncy, you are a jackass to abuse a low-level worker in such a way.
They're using our terms now.
They have been for a while blitz.
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:19 PM
Response to Original message
172. The minimum wage clerk at the shipping counter does not set policy
nor will yelling at low level retail minions do the slightest thing to change that policy. On the off chance that this story isn't completely bouncy, you are a jackass to abuse a low-level worker in such a way.
Mark this day on the calendar. This is the 1st reasonable post that Leftmum has ever stated. And I mean ever.
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I can't wait until "stretchy" creeps in. And when they learn to use them appropriately. :-) I love being viral.
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blues90 (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:24 PM
Response to Original message
41. I had fedex problems once.
I was called by the police where they felt my package looked suspicious so they pulled it off the line and called me asking what was it the package. They said it had a lot of tape and holes in the upper sides.
I told them since they said if i did not they would open it . I told them what it was , a turtle I was sending back to a friend how moved. Hence the air holes. They said it looked like it may be drugs. I said open it then but just make certain you put things the way they were.
They did not open it and put it back .
The form asks what is inside and I put that one there , once fedex would not ship it so I had to go to a main fedex not a kinkos fedex.
lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:33 PM
Response to Reply #41
62. Nope no holes necessary, I would never ship a living thing in a box.
I'm sorry they called the police. Such nonsense.
blues90 (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:51 PM
Response to Reply #62
105. It was not just a box
It was a plastic container with damp moss with air holes and this in an insulted styrofoam container with holes and cushion and then the outter box and overnight next day air by 10 am three states away.
I didn't want to do it either but it was not my decision and I got instructions on how to pack a turtle.
They got good drugs. NO sane person woulda come up with this. :mental:
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Damn, I missed a good thread while I was gone. :(
So, the DUmmy never actually stated what the contents of that package were? Figures. :whatever: If they knew the items weren't dangerous, they should have said so instead of making a big fuss. I used to work in my parents' UPS Store, and all employees were REQUIRED to ask what the contents were.
Had they done that in my parents' store (the big royal hissy fit that lonestar gave), my stepdad would have ordered them to leave, or he'd call the cops. The police in the small town where the store is are so quick to act :-). And he actually HAS had to do that several times, unfortunately. There have been so many people who can't (or wouldn't) read the sign my parents have sitting on the front counter stating SPECIFICALLY which items could not be shipped, in BIG BOLD LETTERS. :banghead:
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I think this is a great opportunity for some DUmmie entrepreneur to start a DUmmie parcel service, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! I'll look for the first plane to go down in, say, 2 days after it's created.
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
ewwwww
She needs a bidet. :rotf:
I'm thinking something a bit more powerful than a spritz from a bidet. :popcorn:
A firehose and a case of wet wipes?
I'm thinking trim an Odor Eater to size and put up there, but it would probably eat for 30 minutes and throw up.
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Yeah an oddly enough, I smell an odd odor.
exothermic (148 posts) Sat Jul-12-08 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #55
59. Then you should probably keep your legs together.
Exothermic must be one of my old students. :lmao:
What's in her box? :lmao:
Chicken of the Sea? :uhsure:
What smells like tuna but isn't? :cheersmate:
ewwwww
She needs a bidet. :rotf:
I'm thinking something a bit more powerful than a spritz from a bidet. :popcorn:
A firehose and a case of wet wipes?
I'm thinking trim an Odor Eater to size and put up there, but it would probably eat for 30 minutes and throw up.
It would require a bleach solution and a shoveable gardenia bush.
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This thread didn't turn out at all what the DUmmie expected... poor stinky DUmmie. :lmao:
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I send packages through UPS regularly (my son seems to think homemade cookies make him a better Marine). The family that owns the local franchise have a son who is also a Marine so we chat about what our boys are doing every time I come in. To this day they ask what's in my package...it's never anything very expensive: cookies, movies, cd's, video games, etc. I tell them and we go on with our conversation. It's not like I'm sending porn or anything (my son can get that on the Internet on his own) but asking is part of their job...sometimes a person might want to purchase extra insurance depending upon the value of the package contents...they can't know what to recommend if they don't know whether the value is greater than the standard amount for every package. And they don't ask to open it...it's one of those honor system things. DUmmies make life so much harder than it has to be.
Cindie
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It's ironic, really....the DUmmy doesn't want to share information about what he's sending with the big evil gubmint, claiming it's an invasion of privacy, but the DUmmy is also clamoring for the gubmint to have Nat'l healthcare. How much info would the evil gubmint have about the Dummy then?????
Me, I want the government outta ALL my business....they can do international poilciy and military protectional stuff...let me worry about the rest!
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Looks like the thread went down the memory hole.
Anyone see why?
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Looks like the thread went down the memory hole.
Anyone see why?
Not sure, but this was the final post:
cbayer (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:28 PM
Response to Original message
193. Locking
This is flamebait which has erupted into an fire that can't be extinguished.
Cheers,
cbayer
DU Moderator
I saved a copy of the entire page because it was too damn funny.
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Looks like the thread went down the memory hole.
Anyone see why?
Not sure, but this was the final post:
cbayer (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-12-08 06:28 PM
Response to Original message
193. Locking
This is flamebait which has erupted into an fire that can't be extinguished.
Cheers,
cbayer
DU Moderator
I saved a copy of the entire page because it was too damn funny.
Good move Chris, It was quite long when I saw it but it obviously exploded after that.