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Title: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 04, 2014, 01:31:55 AM
Some may recall when the Big Guy went to one of those pitiful autograph parties for starving 60s bit actors wearing an Army uniform so undersized it appeared on the verge of an explosion.

Anyway, while it was hiarious to see him dressed as poorly as Rob McGrath, it wasn't as hilarious as the unearned medals for valor that he was wearing.

For some unfathomable reason (maybe to solicit DOTY votes), the sweaty slug has posted a story about a case similar to his, along with a cali-like vulgar assault on the normal people here who pointed out his disgraceful display of military decorations.

Those photos will surely be part of the Big Guy's legacy when a "best-of" thread is posted as he joins the Dead DUmmy forum.

Thanks, Big Guy!

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Wed Dec 3, 2014, 10:14 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (44,544 posts)

Fake veteran called out by actual soldier may face federal charges

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/fake-veteran-called-out-by-actual-soldier-may-face-federal-charges/

Fake veteran called out by actual Army soldier

A 30-year-old Pennsylvania man could face a federal investigation after being called out on video for impersonating an Army veteran, WCAU-TV reported.


The footage of the encounter has reportedly amassed more than 2.8 million views online since being posted by 26-year-old Army Sgt. Ryan Berk. Berk, who earned a Purple Heart award for his service in Afghanistan, encountered the man while shopping at a mall in Langhorne with his girlfriend and his son on Nov. 28.

“To have this guy then pretend that he’s done the same thing on the caliber that my friends did, it just gets you infuriated,” Berk said.


And Fu%k the Cavers that TRIED to make an issue of me wearing my dad's medals at a one time gathering that was a tribute to a 60's TV show, COMBAT! It wasn't even a good mock uniform. They didn't get squat out of that one. Fans of the show took my side!!!!
Several other at the event wore their parents medals and that was understood upfront.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025907292

Of course, the "my dad's medals" story only popped up after the disgrace was revealed.

One must wonder if Omaha has a surplus store or pawnshop called "My Dad's Place".




Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: JakeStyle on December 04, 2014, 01:38:42 AM
Yay Steve! I hear that his fatass son is a gamemaster at some coffee shop.  He must be so proud.

http://spielbound.com/

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025600923

that proud military heritage just kind of gave up without a whimper.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: JakeStyle on December 04, 2014, 02:20:24 AM
How many more fat sweaty people can Omaha endure?
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: txradioguy on December 04, 2014, 05:55:43 AM
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And Fu%k the Cavers that TRIED to make an issue of me wearing my dad's medals at a one time gathering that was a tribute to a 60's TV show, COMBAT! It wasn't even a good mock uniform. They didn't get squat out of that one. Fans of the show took my side!!!!
Several other at the event wore their parents medals and that was understood upfront.


Hey Steve...you mini-taco eating fat fu*k...screw you for wearing something you didn't ear and try to pass it off as some kind of lamer tribute to your dad.

Even if they really were his medals...you didn't earn them...you never served...you don't have the right to put them on.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 04, 2014, 07:15:43 AM
He was awarded the "Silver Spoon" at an all you can eat cat fish stew cooking event.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2014, 09:25:03 AM
After ten hours:

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3 replies, 274 views

Enough said; if the big guy hopes to draw an audience on Skins's island, he's got to select topics more of interest to the primitives than to himself.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 04, 2014, 10:02:57 AM
Yay Steve! I hear that his fatass son is a gamemaster at some coffee shop.  He must be so proud.

Hey, that's "Upward mobility" compared to Steve's current associates.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: Big Dog on December 04, 2014, 10:13:20 AM
Omaha Steve suffers from the same condition as Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt.

Delusions of relevance.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 04, 2014, 10:17:09 AM
After ten hours:
3 replies, 274 views

Enough said; if the big guy hopes to draw an audience on Skins's island, he's got to select topics more of interest to the primitives than to himself.
Wow, that was after a cave shout out too. I am beginning to think it is not the topics he chooses.

Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: hillneck on December 04, 2014, 10:44:28 AM

Hey Steve...you mini-taco eating fat fu*k...screw you for wearing something you didn't ear and try to pass it off as some kind of lamer tribute to your dad.

Even if they really were his medals...you didn't earn them...you never served...you don't have the right to put them on.

Thank you.  Well said.  Hi-5 sir   
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 04, 2014, 10:48:11 AM
I suppose a shadow box to display the medals along with a photo of his father would have been too much trouble.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 04, 2014, 11:04:41 AM
I suppose a shadow box to display the medals along with a photo of his father would have been too much trouble.

He'd have to lure them into his house to show those off, and even most Democrats are too cagey to accept an invitation like that from a guy who looks like Steve.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2014, 11:05:30 AM
Wow, that was after a cave shout out too. I am beginning to think it is not the topics he chooses.

Actually, I'm pretty encouraged by that.

That means the primitives are--finally--obeying their Lord and Master Skins, and staying away from here.

Maybe we can stop having to post what we really think about the primitives, what we really know about the primitives, in a closed forum, just posting it all here instead.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 04, 2014, 11:38:07 AM
Actually, I'm pretty encouraged by that.

That means the primitives are--finally--obeying their Lord and Master Skins, and staying away from here.

Maybe we can stop having to post what we really think about the primitives, what we really know about the primitives, in a closed forum, just posting it all here instead.

Fun to tantalize them with the thought, but we all know there will always be a few DUmmie supersleuth ninja detectives lurking around the periphery here.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on December 04, 2014, 01:45:18 PM
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And Fu%k the Cavers that TRIED to make an issue of me wearing my dad's medals at a one time gathering that was a tribute to a 60's TV show, COMBAT! It wasn't even a good mock uniform. They didn't get squat out of that one. Fans of the show took my side!!!!
Several other at the event wore their parents medals and that was understood upfront.


I don't care if it was understood up front, its still wrong. You are no different from any of the stolen valor jackasses you can find on such sites as thisainthell.us Steve.

I'm in pathfinder school right now, just because I attended the course doesn't mean I get to wear the badge, if has to be earned. I wouldn't want it anyway, because it wouldn't mean anything to me.

Robert Heinlein said it best in 'Starship Troopers'; The best things in life are beyond money; their price is agony and sweat and devotion ... and the price demanded for the most precious of all things in life is life itself - ultimate cost for perfect value."

You didn't EARN those medals Steve, and since you didn't earn things that Good men died to receive, it is disrespectful and just plain wrong to wear them. GFY Steve, :bigbird:
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 04, 2014, 02:17:09 PM
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And Fu%k the Cavers that TRIED to make an issue of me wearing my dad's medals at a one time gathering that was a tribute to a 60's TV show, COMBAT!

You want to honor Combat! ?  Pack an M-1 (Garand, dickhead, not a Carbine) around, at high port, for 24 hrs.  You may not ground the weapon.  You will be outfitted with an XXXL set of WWII ODs and web gear.  When you sleep, or nod off during most anything, your grub hooks had best not leave that weapon.  Try it, sometime.

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It wasn't even a good mock uniform.

Depending on the use of the word, you were either; mocking the surviving cast of Combat! or, you failed miserably at creating a mock-up mish-mash of period incoherence.  Take your pick.

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They didn't get squat out of that one.


Bet?

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Fans of the show took my side!!!!

No, we didn't.

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Several other at the event wore their parents medals and that was understood upfront.

Drop and give me one, fat ass.  The only individual authorized to wear an ISSUED ribbon/medal is the person to whom issued.  That's why orders/promotion warrants go along with them.  Some are serial numbered. 

...and everyone else was wrong, too. 

If I, somehow, came into possession of just one of Chesty Pullers' FIVE Navy Crosses and was dumb enough to slap it on, he would instantly jump out of his grave, find me, bitch smack the piss out of me, take away my ID card and Birthday, shave my head and send me back overseas....and take the Navy Cross back.

C'mon, fat boi..... you can't even give me one?
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 04, 2014, 02:23:38 PM
Heh.....

Maybe we can stop having to post what we really think about the primitives, what we really know about the primitives, in a closed forum, just posting it all here instead.

You know better than that, Frank.  It would be on the (D)Umper inside of an hour.   :wink:
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 04, 2014, 02:48:16 PM

     Here is a list of the campaign ribbons actually earned by the Big Guy:



Gravy Cross (with Parsley Leaf Cluster) - earned in the notorious Battle of the Buffet, 1995;
Purple Heart - for literally having a heart purple with strain, yet still shoveling it in;
Distinguished Service Station Cross - for once buying every snack at a local gas station during a fillup;
China Self Service Medal - for cleaning out the Golden Lotus lunch buffet in 2003.






Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2014, 02:49:12 PM
^^^^^

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 04, 2014, 03:15:36 PM
The Big Guy isn't as malicious as most DUmmies because he's just way too stupid to be really evil.

In that respect he's sort of like Pam Dawson, except Pam's stupidity is the by-product of an unfortunate genetic accident.

The density of the Big Guy's stupidity allows him to perform as the DUmp's foremost attention whore.

His "Big Guy Bites The Dust" storyline could become a classic.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: Big Dog on December 04, 2014, 03:18:04 PM
     Here is a list of the campaign ribbons actually earned by the Big Guy:



Gravy Cross (with Parsley Leaf Cluster) - earned in the notorious Battle of the Buffet, 1995;
Purple Heart - for literally having a heart purple with strain, yet still shoveling it in;
Distinguished Service Station Cross - for once buying every snack at a local gas station during a fillup;
China Self Service Medal - for cleaning out the Golden Lotus lunch buffet in 2003.

Well played! High five.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2014, 03:39:07 PM
The Big Guy isn't as malicious as most DUmmies because he's just way too stupid to be really evil.

Yeah.
Title: Re: The Big Guy Discusses His Combat Medals
Post by: JakeStyle on December 04, 2014, 06:18:52 PM
I was mildly interested when the hot bodybuilder daughter that he tried to abort was the subject.  Now, not so much.