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Title: Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 03, 2014, 01:59:16 PM
Ooooookay . . . :whistling: :stoner:

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Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon

MacKenzie Elmer, melmer@dmreg.com   10:01 a.m. CST December 3, 2014

A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail.

Des Moines police met with Hill at the couple's home in the 1400 block of 13th Street. Hill told police it was actually his wife who assaulted him.

Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

It gets better . . . http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/
Title: Re: Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon
Post by: Big Dog on December 03, 2014, 02:35:29 PM
What is his DU name?
Title: Re: Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon
Post by: thundley4 on December 03, 2014, 03:09:27 PM
Does it seem like people are getting arrested these days for arguments that use to result in some good make up sex?
Title: Re: Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon
Post by: Big Dog on December 03, 2014, 03:49:52 PM
Does it seem like people are getting arrested these days for arguments that use to result in some good make up sex?

That may explain locopuffs' and underground panther's simultaneous absence from Skins' Island.
Title: Re: Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon
Post by: Chris_ on December 03, 2014, 04:21:25 PM
That may explain locopuffs' and underground panther's simultaneous absence from Skins' Island.
Now there's an unappealing vision.
Title: Re: Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 04, 2014, 12:33:02 AM
What is his DU name?

That is what I am thinking too.
Title: Re: Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon
Post by: ColonelCarrots on December 04, 2014, 06:14:07 PM
Wonder how they'll spin this so that we need more gun control.
Title: Re: Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon
Post by: RobJohnson on December 21, 2014, 03:25:19 AM
Ooooookay . . . :whistling: :stoner:

It gets better . . . http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/


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