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Title: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: thundley4 on December 02, 2014, 02:17:42 PM
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DemocratSinceBirth (47,877 posts)    Tue Dec 2, 2014, 11:22 AM

CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks


U.S. health officials on Tuesday released a draft of long-awaited federal guidelines on circumcision, saying medical evidence supports having the procedure done and health insurers should pay for it.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidelines stop short of telling parent to get their newborn sons circumcised. That is a personal decision that may involve religious or cultural preferences, said the CDC's Dr. Jonathan Mermin.

But "the scientific evidence is clear that the benefits outweigh the risks," added Mermin, who oversees the agency's programs on HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases.

These are the first federal guidelines on circumcision, a brief medical procedure that involves cutting away the foreskin around the tip of the penis. Germs can grow underneath the foreskin, and CDC officials say the procedure can lower a male's risk of sexually-transmitted diseases, penile cancer and even urinary tract infections.

The CDC started working on the guidelines about seven years ago, when a cluster of influential studies in Africa indicated circumcision might help stop spread of the AIDS virus.
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Oktober (772 posts)
1. **** that...

It's a genital mutilation practice from the tribal desert days that has survived to the modern era for some reason.

It's wrong to snip a little skin fro a baby boy's dick, but it's fine to kill that same little boy when the baby inconveniences the mother.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: ExGeeEye on December 02, 2014, 03:13:58 PM
Every time I think of it, I mentally thank my late parents for having it done for me.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 02, 2014, 03:16:23 PM
I'm right proud of mine. So proud in fact, I keep a picture in my wallet. 
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: Big Dog on December 02, 2014, 03:19:22 PM
Federal Guidelines on circumcision?

Keep the government out of our pants!
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 02, 2014, 03:23:46 PM

     The DUmp always goes absolute apeshit over circumcision. I think I can imagine why, but I don't know. William769 and Fat Che's Little Brother could confirm, but I'd sooner die than ask.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2014, 03:30:52 PM
Federal Guidelines on circumcision?

Keep the government out of our pants!
But this is different.....it gives some slight protection to liberal whores and queers.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2014, 04:06:10 PM
It'd be a bit more persuasive if it was a study from a group other than a generation of doctors who were 99% circumcised as newborns themselves as SOP, and disproportionately Jewish or Muslim themselves to boot, and the benefits seem to be rest entirely on the effects on STD transmission.  There are plenty of medical malpractice cases on messed-up circumcisions, but almost all STDs are treatable without wrecking the Instrument of Doom.  The risks aren't actually balanced, they are all at the front end (So to speak) on the pro side, and all far down the road and dependent on lifestyle on the con side.

That said, I don't have a problem with making insurers pay for it for those who want to risk the male heir having wrecked pecker for life.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: USA4ME on December 02, 2014, 04:24:48 PM
Where's the Horse With No Name primitive when you need her?

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Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2014, 04:33:30 PM
Just remembered reading a circumcision horror story from just the other day. Seems they screwed one up on a baby boy so bad they gave him a sex change operation because some shrink thought all gender/sex was determined by how the child was raised. At age 9 or 10 after spending his formative years as a girl, they discovered the kid was hard wired as a male and he refused to continue as a girl. He wound up committing suicide at about age 30. 

I'm off to see if I can find it again.

Found a video about him....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw24j0Litlc

Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: thundley4 on December 02, 2014, 04:36:40 PM
Many of the DUmmies equate circumcision with the female genital mutilation that Muslim inflict on young girls and that is just beyond stupid.

How many millions of dollars di the US waste teaching African men how to wash their dicks because they're uncircumcised? Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just chop all their peckers off? :rofl:
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2014, 05:40:26 PM
Where's the Horse With No Name primitive when you need her?

She's nowhere to be found, after claiming to have inspected over ten thousand dicks in her little Texas single-wide.

The new DUmp dick expert is cbayer the thread slayer:

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Tue Dec 2, 2014, 01:48 PM
Star Member cbayer (138,670 posts)
53. I would like to see studies that compare circumcision to improved hygiene
or other practices that decrease disease incidence.

Surely there is something less drastic than circumcision that could be done for STD prevention.

Ms. Bayer spent the summer amongst nasty mexican and Italian dicks, so her knowledge base expanded rapidly.

This would be a great thread for DUmmy redqueen and Jugs to reappear.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 02, 2014, 05:49:34 PM
Every time I think of it, I mentally thank my late parents for having it done for me.

Volkswagen or anteater -- choose wisely!
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 02, 2014, 05:51:15 PM
Just remembered reading a circumcision horror story from just the other day. Seems they screwed one up on a baby boy so bad they gave him a sex change operation because some shrink thought all gender/sex was determined by how the child was raised. At age 9 or 10 after spending his formative years as a girl, they discovered the kid was hard wired as a male and he refused to continue as a girl. He wound up committing suicide at about age 30. 

I'm off to see if I can find it again.

Found a video about him....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw24j0Litlc

I can't see it here at work but.. does this mean he is a lesbian?
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: Donpeyote on December 02, 2014, 07:44:31 PM
Uncut beige Primitive Heathen Spooge turns the British chicks on ...
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: Donpeyote on December 02, 2014, 07:45:44 PM
     The DUmp always goes absolute apeshit over circumcision. I think I can imagine why, but I don't know. William769 and Fat Che's Little Brother could confirm, but I'd sooner die than ask.
It has something to do with Joooooooos ... :popcorn:
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: miskie on December 02, 2014, 07:50:03 PM
It has something to do with Joooooooos ... :popcorn:

(http://i.imgur.com/SGeyJ4k.gif)
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 03, 2014, 10:54:04 AM
It has something to do with Joooooooos ... :popcorn:

Nah.  Muslims are the other big religion that demands it, so that's out.  Got to be something else.

I was cut as an infant, because every boy was, without even asking the parents, if they were born in a hospital when I was a kid as a matter of course (Though I'm sure my late parents would've been totally on board with it anyway), unless the parents made a specific demand in advance against it and couldn't be talked around by the docs. 

I chose not to take the risk of the doc having an "Oopsie" on any of my own boys, they can take their chances on STDs but none of them turned out to live high-risk lifestyles, so I'm comfortable with the choice I made.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: Big Dog on December 03, 2014, 11:28:50 AM
Pro-circumcision commercial from the CDC:

Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone): 'Cut me, Mick. You gotta cut me.'

Voice of James Earl Jones: 'Don't be like this guy. Circumcision should only be performed by professionals.'
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: ColonelCarrots on December 03, 2014, 11:43:45 AM
It also makes you more aerodynamic.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 03, 2014, 12:19:11 PM
It also makes you more aerodynamic.

 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

Not . . . going . . . there . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: ColonelCarrots on December 03, 2014, 11:19:04 PM
:thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

Not . . . going . . . there . . . :whistling:

Your wife might.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 04, 2014, 12:09:52 AM
It has something to do with Joooooooos ... :popcorn:


     I think homos must like the feel of extra skin. Tickles the anal canal somehow. That must be it. I am quite proud to say that I will never know.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 04, 2014, 03:36:02 PM

     I think homos must like the feel of extra skin. Tickles the anal canal somehow. That must be it. I am quite proud to say that I will never know.

(http://s3.favim.com/orig/44/justin-bieber-never-say-never-nsn-wink-Favim.com-368437.gif)
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: Donpeyote on December 04, 2014, 03:48:52 PM
Nah.  Muslims are the other big religion that demands it, so that's out.  Got to be something else.

I was cut as an infant, because every boy was, without even asking the parents, if they were born in a hospital when I was a kid as a matter of course (Though I'm sure my late parents would've been totally on board with it anyway), unless the parents made a specific demand in advance against it and couldn't be talked around by the docs. 

I chose not to take the risk of the doc having an "Oopsie" on any of my own boys, they can take their chances on STDs but none of them turned out to live high-risk lifestyles, so I'm comfortable with the choice I made.
If Muhammad was not cut then I do not buy that Islam is huge on circumcision, because "What he did /was/would do is everything in Islam.
Title: Re: CDC: Circumcision Benefits Outweigh Risks
Post by: mamacags on December 04, 2014, 10:25:59 PM
Of course they are all against circumcision.  They are huge lovers of cheese, especially free cheese.