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Title: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 01, 2014, 01:51:04 PM
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Mon Dec 1, 2014, 11:00 AM
WilliamPitt (57,484 posts)

I am eating my own face.


Poll: 50 percent say GOP majority is bad
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/225556-poll-50-percent-say-gop-majority-bad-for-country

I quote DUer belzabubba333: "this makes me want to shoot myself in the face with a bazooka"

GOD DAMN SHIT **** BALLS TITS ASS AND SHIT, ****ing VOTE, you stupid complacent lazy ****wits, you ball of lint-riddled uselessness, you appetizer on the plate of those who are EATING YOU, summon the requisite calories from your last pasty feast of whatever it was that isn't food to raise your hand ONCE every TWO YEARS and TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. You can do it. Really, you can. The WHOLE ****ING SYSTEM was designed to let you, yes you, do EXACTLY AND PRECISELY THAT. When shit goes sideways and everything sucks, it's because you aren't levitating off of your pillow-ass to waddle down to a polling station IN YOUR OWN GODDAM NEIGHBORHOOD - literally, like, a couple of blocks down - to fill in a box with a felt pen in order to have a say about your future. YOUR FUTURE, AND MINE, you ****ing baggage.

WHAAAAAAARGARBLE THIS SHIT MAKES ME CRAZY. However you may feel about Bill Clinton, he said this in his first inaugural address, and nailed it: "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be fixed by what is right with America." One thing that is right with America: VOTING. Decisions are made by those who show up, period, end of file.

Ermahgerd, half the country thinks a GOP congressional majority is bad? IF HALF THE GODDAM COUNTRY HAD BOTHERED TO SHOW UP, just half, just a meager ****ing 50%, THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025894415
By the way, the drunken, unemployable, terminally alcoholic Pitt has gone mountain-man since Raven forced him to move to the New Hampshire woods.

It's similar to how he thought his Midnight Cowboy outfit was appropriate for Texas:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Pitt_zps0f381af3.jpg)


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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)Mon Dec 1, 2014, 11:02 AM
Lurks Often (3,300 posts)
1. Might want to step away from the bath salts if you are eating your own face


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Mon Dec 1, 2014, 11:36 AM
jeepers (49 posts)
9. Two great poitical stategies for change you got there

Preaching to the choir and insulting the disaffected. Is the solution to continue to vote for the mundane and be satisfied? There are lessons aplenty in failure.


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Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #22)Mon Dec 1, 2014, 12:22 PM
RadiationTherapy (5,048 posts)
28. Your tone and attitude are not very conducive to conversation, FYI.

I don't care though; I am not very sensitive. I just thought you might like to know in case you ever intend on mass communication.
What an insult!!!
This DUmmy doesn't show respect to the New York Times bestselling author!!
He knows all Pitt's books are bought by the drunken DUmmy Raven!!


So Pitt implies that his silly blog Truthout is "mass communications":
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Response to RadiationTherapy (Reply #28)Mon Dec 1, 2014, 12:36 PM
WilliamPitt (57,484 posts)
34. "in case you ever intend on mass communication"

http://www.truth-out.org/author/itemlist/user/44663

I'll think about it.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: VivisMom on December 01, 2014, 02:01:26 PM
Boy, Pittstain has reeeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly let himself go.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: Big Dog on December 01, 2014, 02:09:07 PM
The usual drunken rage from the impotent Pitt.

This is new, though:

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WHAAAAAAARGARBLE

I think it's the sound Will Pitt makes when he's choking on a cock.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: Big Dog on December 01, 2014, 02:12:35 PM
Pitt imagines himself to be Lord Byron in exile.

A more apt comparison would be to a hobo living under a railroad trestle, screaming obscenities and pissing himself.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: zeitgeist on December 01, 2014, 02:34:46 PM
Oh wah > to the sun.
Tah na  > to the moon.
Si am    > to the earth. 

>Old Indian chant we learned as adolescent boy scouts.  Wee Willie needs to incant said chant until the sacred meaning becomes clear to him. 


Juvenile language skills supported by muddled thinking and an attitude of superiority.  Raven must be proud of her little prodigy.   Better you remain silent and be thought a fool Will than open your mouth an prove it.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: Eupher on December 01, 2014, 02:44:31 PM
Oh wah > to the sun.
Tah na  > to the moon.
Si am    > to the earth. 

>Old Indian chant we learned as adolescent boy scouts.  Wee Willie needs to incant said chant until the sacred meaning becomes clear to him. 


Juvenile language skills supported by muddled thinking and an attitude of superiority.  Raven must be proud of her little prodigy.   Better you remain silent and be thought a fool Will than open your mouth an prove it.

I learned that chant as:

O Wah

Tah Goo

Si Yam

But I like your version mo betta.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: zeitgeist on December 01, 2014, 03:02:17 PM
I learned that chant as:

O Wah

Tah Goo

Si Yam

But I like your version mo betta.  :-)

Thanks.  What ya bet the only involvement the Wee One had with scouting was wishing he could be one.  My guess, he was and is a nance-boy.

(http://img.tfd.com/wn/72/697AC-sissy.png) 
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: Carl on December 01, 2014, 03:04:59 PM
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Mon Dec 1, 2014, 09:14 AM

Star Member n2doc (35,009 posts)

All I can respond is, Facepalm: Poll: 50 percent say GOP majority is bad
Half of the public says that Republican control of Congress will be bad for the country and cause more gridlock, according to a new CNN/ORC poll.

The poll finds that 50 percent of adults say Republican control of the House and Senate will be bad for the country, compared to 44 percent who say it will be good.
Fifty-two percent say there will be more gridlock with a Republican Congress, while just 9 percent say there will be less. Thirty-seven percent say there will be no difference.

The public has a more negative view of Republican gains this November than it did of other recent midterm elections. A majority, 52 percent, thought it was good for the country when Republicans took over the House in 2010. An even larger percentage, 67 percent, thought it was good for the country when Democrats took over Congress in 2006 amid the unpopularity of President George W. Bush.

The country appears frustrated with both congressional Republicans and President Obama when it comes to gridlock, but more so with Republicans.

more

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/225556-poll-50-percent-say-gop-majority-bad-for-country

Maybe if you ****ing idiots (in the poll) bothered to vote last month for Democrats, this wouldn't be a problem.

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2014, 10:32 AM

WilliamPitt (57,489 posts)
24. Gaaarrrgghhh

GOD DAMN SHIT **** BALLS TITS ASS AND SHIT, ****ing VOTE, you stupid complacent lazy ****wits, you ball of lint-riddled uselessness, you appetizer on the plate of those who are ****ING EATING YOU, summon the requisite calories from your last pasty feast of whatever it was that isn't food to raise your hand ONCE every TWO YEARS and TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR OWN ****ING DESTINY. You can do it. Really, you can. The WHOLE ****ING SYSTEM was designed to let you, yes you, do EXACTLY AND PRECISELY THAT. When shit goes sideways and everything sucks, it's because you aren't levitating off of your pillow-ass to waddle down to a polling station IN YOUR OWN GODDAM NEIGHBORHOOD - literally, like a couple of blocks down - to fill in a box with a felt pen in order to have a say about your future. YOUR ****ING FUTURE, AND MINE, you ****ing baggage.

WHAAAAAAARGARBLE THIS SHIT MAKES ME CRAZY. However you may feel about Bill Clinton, he said this in his first inaugural address, and nailed it: "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be fixed by what is right with America." One thing that is right with America: VOTING. Decisions are made by those who show up, period, end of ****ING file.

Ermahgerd, half the country thinks a GOP congressional majority is bad? IF HALF THE GODDAM COUNTRY HAD BOTHERED TO SHOW UP, just half, just a meager ****ing 50%, THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.

Ugh.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025893985




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Mon Dec 1, 2014, 11:00 AM

WilliamPitt (57,489 posts)

I am eating my own face.

Let`s get this straight,a person starts a thread on this subject at 9:14,over an hour later you make an insane,drunken post which is basically ignored.

Then a half hour later in a sniveling moment of infantile tantrum,screaming "LOOK AT ME!!!" you feel compelled to make another entire thread on the exact same subject.

Stupid piece of shit. :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 01, 2014, 04:18:51 PM
I learned that chant as:

O Wah

Tah Goo

Si Yam

But I like your version mo betta.  :-)

Hmmm... The dialect I learned it was different:

Oh wah
Ta Jer
Khiam

Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: the county on December 01, 2014, 05:22:22 PM
Whoa, Pitt is being flamed there:

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2014, 01:31 PM

 Sheldon Cooper (3,267 posts)

55. I have no idea what you are trying to say.


Between the CAPS, the swearing, the use of antiquated slang (ermahgerd - really?) your point, if you originally had one, is lost.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #38)

Mon Dec 1, 2014, 12:49 PM

 Dreamer Tatum (9,320 posts)

40. Somewhere around "24 business hours" you ceased to be a journalist


and began to be a gadfly.

Many, many here worked tirelessly to get out the vote. I do not recall your efforts to do the same, and writing
 snide missives are not "efforts."

a drunken gadfly, that is:

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Response to Dreamer Tatum (Reply #40)

Mon Dec 1, 2014, 04:06 PM

 msanthrope (27,327 posts)

90. And you won the Internets today with that post. nt

 :rotf: Pitt will pass out soon.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: wasp69 on December 01, 2014, 07:26:56 PM
A ****in' CNN poll got Gabby Johnson this riled up?  Really?!?

Here, DUmbasses, let me save you some brain cells:

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METHODOLOGY

A total of 1,045 adults were interviewed by telephone nationwide by live interviewers calling both landline and cell phones. All respondents were asked questions concerning basic demographics, and the entire sample was weighted to reflect national Census figures for gender, race, age, education, region of country, and telephone usage. Among the entire sample, 28% described themselves as Democrats, 23% described themselves as Republicans, and 49% described themselves as Independents or members of another party.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2014/images/12/01/cnnorcpoll12012014.pdf

Let me translate that for you following along at home:  It was a typical CNN poll - skewed, weighted, refitted, beshitted, managed, and produced to work the Grubercrats into a lather.  Nothing new, same shit, same playbook, same results...

Now, calm your DUmb asses down and tell that fat slob to put his shirt back on.   :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: Chris_ on December 01, 2014, 07:36:28 PM
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Mon Dec 1, 2014, 11:00 AM

WilliamPitt (57,489 posts)

I am eating my own face.
From that recent photo, it looks like you've been eating more than just your face.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: Dori on December 01, 2014, 07:38:11 PM
From that recent photo, it looks like you've been eating more than just your face.

Probably alcoholic bloat.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: franksolich on December 01, 2014, 08:18:07 PM
Probably alcoholic bloat.

Oh, easy.

He's turning absolutely pyramidical.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: Big Dog on December 01, 2014, 08:31:42 PM
Oh, easy.

He's turning absolutely pyramidical.

Best described as "wobbles, but won't fall down".

Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 01, 2014, 10:31:57 PM
He's turning absolutely pyramidical.

I have a friend who quit shaving for a while, then resumed.

He said he'd been trying for the Kenny Rogers look, but got Wilfred Brimley.

I don't know what the drunken Pitt was going for, but he got the now-dead DUmmy MidddleFingerMom.

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/mfm_sticky_zps079a4879.jpg)(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Pitt_zps0f381af3.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: obumazombie on December 01, 2014, 10:47:41 PM
Hmmm... The dialect I learned it was different:

Oh wah
Ta Jer
Khiam

My FIL's favorite native American chant was...

Hey ah
Hey ah
Hey ah
Ho
Tho me
in a
dolla
mo.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: fatboy on December 01, 2014, 10:50:22 PM
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Response to RadiationTherapy (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 1, 2014, 02:40 PM

 WilliamPitt (57,494 posts)

66. P.S.
YOU'RE NOT A ****ING CUSTOMER.

You're a citizen.

Live up to it. This isn't a goddam store. This is a country, and you have a part to play.

I guess it has not occured to Master William that the country is simply fed up with the Democrats.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: zeitgeist on December 02, 2014, 02:45:51 PM
My FIL's favorite native American chant was...

Hey ah
Hey ah
Hey ah
Ho
Tho me
in a
dolla
mo.

Sounds like that might be Mashpee Wampanoag from around the Foxwoods area?   

This thread is still churning up posts over there like a stern wheeler backing down on the mighty Miss.    Potty Mouth Pitt may need to be put on suicide watch, no shoe laces or belt and maybe see about an anger management class.  Hope he isn't left home alone with a minor child in this condition.   :stoner:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 02, 2014, 03:05:13 PM
Sounds like that might be Mashpee Wampanoag from around the Foxwoods area?   

This thread is still churning up posts over there like a stern wheeler backing down on the mighty Miss.    Potty Mouth Pitt may need to be put on suicide watch, no shoe laces or belt and maybe see about an anger management class.  Hope he isn't left home alone with a minor child in this condition.   :stoner:

Pretty sure he isn't allowed around any children unsupervised
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2014, 03:14:15 PM
Hope he isn't left home alone with a minor child in this condition.
If that kid survives toddlerhood, it'll grow up tough as nails.

DUmmy Raven passed out drunk, DUmmy Bill screeching vulgar drunken rants before passing out, and the tattooed bride off somewhere working retail to help pay the Pitt liquor bill.

The little ankle biter leads a perilous existence.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2014, 04:09:13 PM
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Mon Dec 1, 2014, 11:00 AM
WilliamPitt (57,484 posts)

I am eating my own face.

If only.  Go for the typing fingers while you're at it.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: obumazombie on December 04, 2014, 01:45:53 AM
If only.  Go for the typing fingers while you're at it.

I for one would love for him to attempt the self consumption paradox.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: Skul on December 04, 2014, 02:38:46 PM
Face being eaten by an ass.
Sounds like a classic case of "crainio-rectal inversion" to me.


Title: Re: DUmmy Pitt Drunkenly Celebrates The New Republican Majority
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2014, 02:43:17 PM
Face being eaten by an ass.
Sounds like a classic case of "crainio-rectal inversion" to me.

Hey, I was worried about you.

Good to see you're back after having been away a few weeks.