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Title: Stroker Ace.
Post by: dutch508 on November 30, 2014, 12:01:41 AM
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malthaussen (5,354 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018693939

For those who missed me, I had a stroke.
18 days in the hospital and therapy. A small bomb went off in my head and blew out my right-side coordination and balance. Typing is a bit of a chore since it is mostly left-handed. Since I can tend to my basic needs and get around with a walker, they sent me home today. Naturally I wanted my pals in the Lounge to know why I haven't been around.

I also have a newly-diagnosed case of diabetes (which seems to have caused the stroke), and I seriously think that's more of a pain than the stroke. Diabetes is expensive, man.

-- Mal


Hope you get to feeling better... BUT WHAT ABOUT OMAHA STEVE!?!?!

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CaliforniaPeggy (112,488 posts)
18. I did wonder what happened to you...

I also missed you on facebook.

I'm so glad to see you! Please take care of yourself, and get those typing fingers back, OK?

 
 ::) We need a poem, CalPeg.

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fizzgig (21,608 posts)
20. my wishes for a quick and full recovery

A toast for a full recovery!

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Kali (39,842 posts)
23. wow!

so glad you are recovering! good to see you back


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Tuesday Afternoon (54,902 posts)
35. wow, I guess I am a double good, extra close pal. who knew. Mend quickly, maltie baby.

 :o

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MADem (106,274 posts)
40. Are you getting physical therapy?

Can you use that hand at all, and is that your writing hand? If you can use it, just keep practicing the alphabet, over and over and over again, each and every day. Your writing will come back. If your voice is a bit slurry, sing--often. Continuously. Concentrate on pronunciation. The best way to get the walking back is to walk.

I helped a relative (w/Type 2 diabetes) back from a similar stroke; he was two months in hospital-->rehab center-->step-down nursing home w/rehab, and it took a year before he was able to drive again. He's in a foot brace (that he sometimes eschews) with a four point cane but he's ambulating and living life.

Are you eligible for any medical programs? Do you have insurance? Diabetes can be expensive if you have to pay for the drugs--sometimes, though, the drug companies will give you a reduced rate if you can't afford them, if not ask your doctor for generics and explain that if you can't afford your meds you won't be taking them so he has to give you the old-school (i.e. cheaper) solutions. Synthroid costs a bundle, the generic is cheap.


cough cough ACA cough cough...

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Odin2005 (49,321 posts)
41. Get well, soon!

Gosh... no one suggested taking up a collection for poor old lefty.

 :(
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: Chris_ on November 30, 2014, 12:09:46 AM
Gosh... no one suggested taking up a collection for poor old lefty.
What are you talking about?  Vibes, healing white light... that sort of thing.

He'll be on his feet in no time.
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: fatboy on November 30, 2014, 12:14:39 AM
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MADem (106,274 posts)
40. Are you getting physical therapy?

PT in itself is nice but are they teaching the patient how to draw his carry pistol with the weak hand? That is the question.
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: Big Dog on November 30, 2014, 12:22:29 AM
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CaliforniaPeggy (112,488 posts)
18. I did wonder what happened to you...

I also missed you on facebook.

I'm so glad to see you! Please take care of yourself, and get those typing fingers back, OK?

What's missing here?

That's right, Cal/Peg the Jurassic She-Male didn't call the stroker "my dear malthaussen".

It appears malthaussen is not endeared to Cal/Peg.  He'll figure it out, eventually.

 :badmood: :badmood: :badmood:
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: Big Dog on November 30, 2014, 12:24:05 AM
PT in itself is nice but are they teaching the patient how to draw his carry pistol with the weak hand? That is the question.

This is a DUmmy we're talking about. They had better be teaching him to wash the Cheeto grease off his good hand before he jerks off.
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: fatboy on November 30, 2014, 12:47:39 AM
This is a DUmmy we're talking about. They had better be teaching him to wash the Cheeto grease off his good hand before he jerks off.

I forgot, DUmmies handle a different gun! It doesn't come with a holster!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: Big Dog on November 30, 2014, 12:55:07 AM
I forgot, DUmmies handle a different gun! It doesn't come with a holster!  :lmao:

The DUmmy has a cock holster, but he's not limber enough to use it himself.

Since the stroke, is the DUmmy's blowjob technique lopsided? I figure he doesn't spit, and he doesn't swallow. He drools.
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: delilahmused on November 30, 2014, 01:11:37 AM
What's missing here?

That's right, Cal/Peg the Jurassic She-Male didn't call the stroker "my dear malthaussen".

It appears malthaussen is not endeared to Cal/Peg.  He'll figure it out, eventually.

 :badmood: :badmood: :badmood:

How does she not have an award named after her? An androgynous poet who never misses a picture thread!

Blink, blink! Blink, blink!

Cindie
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: Chris_ on November 30, 2014, 01:12:27 AM
How does she not have an award named after her? An androgynous poet who never misses a picture thread!

Cindie
The Dorian Gray award?
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: delilahmused on November 30, 2014, 01:22:37 AM
The Dorian Gray award?

H5!  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 30, 2014, 01:34:01 AM
They're all lying through their teeth.

Not one of them missed him, and not one of them would remember him if he died.

That's just the way it goes at the DUmp.

DUmmies who post repeatedly for attention and sympathy (who could that be?) should take note.
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: JakeStyle on November 30, 2014, 05:11:00 AM
None of them noticed, none of them give a shit.
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 30, 2014, 08:30:46 AM
The DUmmy has a cock holster, but he's not limber enough to use it himself.

Since the stroke, is the DUmmy's blowjob technique lopsided? I figure he doesn't spit, and he doesn't swallow. He drools.

Yeah, it's more of a chestal than a facial.
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: Big Dog on November 30, 2014, 09:43:51 AM
Yeah, it's more of a chestal than a facial.

The DUmmy is gonna need a lobster bib!
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 30, 2014, 09:46:43 AM
The DUmmy is gonna need a lobster bib!

I was thinking more along the lines of a welder's protective gear . . . :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Stroker Ace.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 30, 2014, 12:37:37 PM
I know theres a place to work in Clyde Torkels fried chicken here, somewhere...


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