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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on November 29, 2014, 11:54:20 PM
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Sat Nov 29, 2014, 03:25 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (44,400 posts)
Omaha Steve is 10-7 End of Shift
That means I retired this afternoon.
OS
This is his 4th LOOK AT ME!!!! post in as many weeks, I'm surprised the other shitbirds haven't gotten sick of him yet. The guys entire ego seems to be dependent upon DU recs.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025887666
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Oooh, cop lingo. :whatever:
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Oooh, cop lingo. :whatever:
I can imagine Steve playing with the radio mike, making the squawk noise in his throat at the end of each sentence. "Calling all cars, calling all cars <kkkkkt>."
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I can imagine Steve playing with the radio mike, making the squawk noise in his throat at the end of each sentence. "Calling all cars, calling all cars <kkkkkt>."
As a kid, I watched "Highway Patrol".
If Broderick Crawford went three weeks or so without shaving, he'd look a little like Steve Dawes, only not as sloppy fat.
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As a kid, I watched "Highway Patrol".
If Broderick Crawford went three weeks or so without shaving, he'd look a little like Steve Dawes, only not as sloppy fat.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about Steve Dawes.
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He's a cop? For real, not just in a shopping mall?
Cindie
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He's a cop? For real, not just in a shopping mall?
Cindie
No way... he's simply an employee of the Omaha PD.
He's the guy in the little glass booth with the 'Information' sign on it.
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He's a cop? For real, not just in a shopping mall?
Cindie
Who, Omaha Steve? Hell, no.
He was involuntarily transferred from the Omaha Water & Sewer Department to the Police Dept because of his disability, brought on from fishing too many tampons from the poo water (hat tip to Jeremy Clarkson).
Steve was a non-sworn employee, whose job was cleaning out police cars after drunks threw up in them on the way to the pokey. He also mopped out the drunk tanks, and washed the orange coveralls after the drunks soiled them.
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Who, Omaha Steve? Hell, no.
He was involuntarily transferred from the Omaha Water & Sewer Department to the Police Dept because of his disability, brought on from fishing too many tampons from the poo water (hat tip to Jeremy Clarkson).
Steve was a non-sworn employee, whose job was cleaning out police cars after drunks threw up in them on the way to the pokey. He also mopped out the drunk tanks, and washed the orange coveralls after the drunks soiled them.
Oh, thank God! I almost lost my faith in humanity!
Cindie
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Oh, thank God! I almost lost my faith in humanity!
Cindie
Steve bought a blue pajama shirt, and had Marta sew a star on the chest. He wears it around the house, practices jumping out of the bushes, and makes the <kkkkt> sound after every sentence when he talks.
That's as close to doing the job as Steve will ever get.
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Response to bettyellen (Reply #38)
Sun Nov 23, 2014, 12:35 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (44,402 posts)
63. 330 on a 6-3 frame
As of last Tuesday.
On the moon, maybe. Good luck, we'll see you on the next make believe drama, Steve.
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10-7? Don't forget to call back in when you finish your sammich.
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The big guy avoided answering a question:
Jenoch (7,421 posts) Sat Nov 29, 2014, 11:27 PM
76. Does that mean you were LEO?
I have several relatives who are retired LEO and they are still under 60 years old.
Omaha Steve (44,409 posts) Sat Nov 29, 2014, 11:33 PM
79. I won't be 58 until next January 2015
I took a penalty to retire before age 60 because my years of service (this time around) and age didn't total up to 80. If not for health issues, I planned on working at least another 4-6 years.
Come on, Steve, pal.
Tell the Jenoch primitive what your job really was.
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Omaha Steve (44,409 posts) Sat Nov 29, 2014, 11:33 PM
79. I won't be 58 until next January 2015
I took a penalty to retire before age 60 because my years of service (this time around) and age didn't total up to 80. If not for health issues, I planned on working at least another 4-6 years.
Happy retirement, Stevie. So when ya gonna die, Stevie? And what are you gonna die of, Stevie? C'mon... inquiring minds want to know.
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Happy retirement, Stevie. So when ya gonna die, Stevie? And what are you gonna die of, Stevie? C'mon... inquiring minds want to know.
A lot of people with terminal illnesses seem to die quicker after retiring, than people who continue working.
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Oooh, cop lingo. :whatever:
No, it is CB code.
10-7 = Leaving service, outta here.
Usually preceded by 10-10/10-8 and "all them good numbers."
I actually lived the CB craze. I can do all them thar 10 codes.
And watch out for Uncle Charlie and keep your bumper clean. That shiny side up and mud-side down and do NOT slow down for shakeytown!
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Karma would be the ebay primitives ransacking his estate sale and selling his belongings for ten cents on the dollar.
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I actually lived the CB craze. I can do all them thar 10 codes.
My apologies. :rofl:
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10 codes were actually in use by the cops back in the old days. I doubt they use it now days.
History of 10 codes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-code)
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10 codes were actually in use by the cops back in the old days. I doubt they use it now days.
History of 10 codes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-code)
The 10-codes are still used in Nebraska. Steve heard it on the radios while he was mopping vomit out of the back seats.
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Steve has a wonderful future at DU. He worked with the police, so now he can jump outa the bushes and shout, "I'm retired PD! Your under arrest!"
Thanksgiving right wing relatives will never be safe again...
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He's a cop? For real, not just in a shopping mall?
Cindie
fixed it
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With all of his vast law enforcement experience and moonbat credentials maybe he should move to Ferguson and run for office.
Cindie
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With all of his vast law enforcement experience and moonbat credentials maybe he should move to Ferguson and run for office.
Cindie
The only thing he has to hang his hat on is turning the natural gas utility over to the state. Not sure how that will play in Ferguson, but I'm sure there are lots of spooky cemeteries there for Steve and Marta to play in.
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I read a post the other day from OS where he claims he's only got 5 years tops to live.
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I read a post the other day from OS where he claims he's only got 5 years tops to live.
Shortened lifespan from mopping up all that puke in the floor of squad cars? That stuff can be hazardous.
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I read a post the other day from OS where he claims he's only got 5 years tops to live.
A sixty-year-old guy, a couple hundred pounds overweight, totally sedentary.
Five years if he's lucky and has no known diseases today.
Sorry, DUmp.
He's gonna make a fool of you a couple of times a week for months.
Whine, cry, whine, and each time you'll tell him what a treasure he is.
Then he'll finally die, and you'll forget him within a week.
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Drama Queen or Drama King?
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Drama Queen or Drama King?
He's probably too fat to do a tuck and hide, so I'll have to go with Drama King.
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He's probably too fat to do a tuck and hide, so I'll have to go with Drama King.
You know, the big guy's paramount ambition has always been to get a free ride on the disability gravy-train; he's dreamed of it for decades.
It's obvious he's feeling cheated, that Life screwed him over, because he never got it.
One might think, "Well now, he's retired on a generous pension given him by the taxpayers of Omaha, and can't possibly lack for a thing, and so that's all behind him now."
But it's not. He still feels cheated, as if he was denied something he "deserved."
<<<knows the type.
I think it's reasonable to assume that even in luxurious retirement and ease, the big guy's going to keep scheming about ways and means to collect "disability" in one form or another; maybe he'll "slip" on one of the well-waxed floors of a shopping mall and bruise his rump.
Damn it, he deserves it.
<<<knows the type.
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You know, the big guy's paramount ambition has always been to get a free ride on the disability gravy-train; he's dreamed of it for decades.
It's obvious he's feeling cheated, that Life screwed him over, because he never got it.
One might think, "Well now, he's retired on a generous pension given him by the taxpayers of Omaha, and can't possibly lack for a thing, and so that's all behind him now."
But it's not. He still feels cheated, as if he was denied something he "deserved."
<<<knows the type.
I think it's reasonable to assume that even in luxurious retirement and ease, the big guy's going to keep scheming about ways and means to collect "disability" in one form or another; maybe he'll "slip" on one of the well-waxed floors of a shopping mall and bruise his rump.
Damn it, he deserves it.
<<<knows the type.
Not only that, but by taking the early out from the city of Omaha, he screwed poor Marta out of some tasty retirement survivor bennies to boot.
But apparently, that's OK with OS. As long as his huge butt is somewhat covered.
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Not only that, but by taking the early out from the city of Omaha, he screwed poor Marta out of some tasty retirement survivor bennies to boot.
But apparently, that's OK with OS. As long as his huge butt is somewhat covered.
Whoa. That happens too, it reduces a widow's portion?
If I were poor dear Marta, I'd taking the rolling pin out of the drawer.
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Not only that, but by taking the early out from the city of Omaha, he screwed poor Marta out of some tasty retirement survivor bennies to boot.
But apparently, that's OK with OS. As long as his huge butt is somewhat covered.
Steve knows that poor Marta had been seeking love and comfort in the arms of a thinner man.
Early retirement is his way of punishing her.
A message for Marta: Duct tape fixes everything. Everything.
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Steve knows that poor Marta had been seeking love and comfort in the arms of a thinner man.
Early retirement is his way of punishing her.
Two words, Marta: Duct tape.
I'm not nearly old enough to have had any personal experiences about pensions, or know the intimate problems others have with them. The previous information's new to me.
Now, supposing the big guy would've bravely kept on working until he keeled over.
One can only speculate, knowing not the intricate details of Omaha's city pension plan, but speculate away--if he'd work until he dropped, would poor dear Marta likely get a bigger chunk of cash, either in monthly checks or in one lump sum?
If that's the case, the big guy truly is a selfish jerk.
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The big guy thinking only of himself, not an iota of care about poor dear Marta:
Omaha Steve (41,931 posts) Sun Aug 24, 2014, 04:45 PM
72. Marta works in IT
She can work from home most of the time except for a special project once in a while. She has been told she can work from home all she needs while taking care of me. So we still have some time left together. Some of it on the deck.
"is Omaha Steve about to kick the bucket?" (August 23, 2014)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=97828.0
He sounds as if he's looking forward to being a burden on her, much as an infant delights in filling the diapers right when mom's really busy with something else.