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Title: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: ColonelCarrots on November 28, 2014, 10:36:26 AM
Day after Thanksgiving, all the Christmas music is on the radio again, and we all have the songs we love to hate. Not to mention the 50 versions of Jingle Bell Rock.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY[/youtube]
Just putting the umbrella of hating every Christmas song by Mariah Carey really.
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: Big Dog on November 28, 2014, 11:18:17 AM
Wham!

George Michael loves Christmas. His favorite part is when Santa comes down his chimney.

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: DefiantSix on November 28, 2014, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on November 28, 2014, 10:36:26 AM
Day after Thanksgiving, all the Christmas music is on the radio again, and we all have the songs we love to hate. Not to mention the 50 versions of Jingle Bell Rock.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY[/youtube]
Just putting the umbrella of hating every Christmas song by Mariah Carey really.

And since you've already posted up two of the three that are like fingernails on a blackboard to me, I'll just add the last of these...

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ycWObpi73Y[/youtube]

Please note, I melt like butter into hot rum when Eartha Kitt sings the song, but Madonna's skank ass needs to be dragged away from the damned microphone before I wrap the mic stand around her neck.
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: obumazombie on November 29, 2014, 12:09:38 AM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: Eupher on December 07, 2014, 02:35:54 PM
There are a couple that irk me to no end:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITCmngiMfA[/youtube]

Out of courtesy for others, I'll refrain from posting the few others. Most of them are country tunes. Gawd...
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: marv on December 08, 2014, 11:18:58 AM
"I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus"

Any version of "Jingle Bell Rock"
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: njpines on December 08, 2014, 03:57:41 PM
This (shuddering):
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tqgKvo95k4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: Big Dog on December 08, 2014, 11:18:44 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

No video, because I like you people.
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: ColonelCarrots on December 09, 2014, 12:23:28 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on December 08, 2014, 11:18:44 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

No video, because I like you people.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qdb6wC0Iz4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 09, 2014, 01:06:22 AM
My wife has a fascination with this song -- it isn't Christmas Music season without it.  But it is truly ghastly:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: obumazombie on December 09, 2014, 05:02:55 AM
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on December 09, 2014, 12:23:28 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qdb6wC0Iz4[/youtube]


http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=99536.msg1252994#msg1252994 (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=99536.msg1252994#msg1252994)


Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: caledoniabound on December 14, 2014, 01:24:53 AM
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwtkZ7oTv1o[/youtube]
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2014, 11:25:28 PM
CRABS FOR CHRISTMAS

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izVW1EwEd4A[/youtube]
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 16, 2014, 01:25:44 AM
Quote from: caledoniabound on December 14, 2014, 01:24:53 AM
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwtkZ7oTv1o[/youtube]

Reminiscent of the TRULY awful "Do you like Pina Coladas" song.  And a straight-up ripoff of the worlds better Harry Chapin "Taxi" song.
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: obumazombie on December 16, 2014, 04:09:42 AM
^I like Pina Coladas.
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: Eupher on December 16, 2014, 06:39:20 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on December 16, 2014, 04:09:42 AM
^I like Pina Coladas.

And gettin' caught in the rain...
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: obumazombie on December 16, 2014, 06:40:36 AM
Quote from: Eupher on December 16, 2014, 06:39:20 AM
And gettin' caught in the rain...
And the sounds of the ocean...
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: Eupher on December 16, 2014, 06:43:36 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on December 16, 2014, 06:40:36 AM
And the sounds of the ocean...
And the taste of champagne.
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: obumazombie on December 16, 2014, 06:46:54 AM
Quote from: Eupher on December 16, 2014, 06:43:36 AM
And the taste of champagne.
That next line could get someone in trouble.
Title: Re: Christmas songs you love to hate
Post by: Eupher on December 16, 2014, 07:07:18 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on December 16, 2014, 06:46:54 AM
That next line could get someone in trouble.
Any guy by the name of Rupert Holmes is just looking for trouble anyway... :-)