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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dori on November 27, 2014, 02:03:22 PM

Title: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: Dori on November 27, 2014, 02:03:22 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/11/27/white-house-thanksgiving-turkey-ham-6-pies-and-more/

White House Thanksgiving Dinner

Thyme Roasted Turkey
Honey Baked Ham
Cornbread Stuffing
Oyster Stuffing
Braised Winter Greens
Macaroni and Cheese
Sweet Potato Gratin
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Dinner Rolls

Dessert

Banana Cream Pie
Coconut Cream Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Apple Pie
Pecan Pie
Cherry Pie


Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 27, 2014, 02:16:38 PM
Sounds pretty normal, not all my own particular cup of tea, of course. 

No kale?  No tofurkey?  No arugula? No unflavored soy milk?
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 27, 2014, 02:18:38 PM
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Banana Cream Pie
Coconut Cream Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Apple Pie
Pecan Pie
Cherry Pie

And that is for the fat-assed 1st wookie.  I wonder what the rest of the guests will have?
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 27, 2014, 02:48:24 PM
No gravy?

Fail. Fail. Error. Does not compute. Please reboot.



CMD
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: Big Dog on November 27, 2014, 05:46:58 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/11/27/white-house-thanksgiving-turkey-ham-6-pies-and-more/

White House Thanksgiving Dinner

Thyme Roasted Turkey
Honey Baked Ham
Cornbread Stuffing
Oyster Stuffing
Braised Winter Greens
Macaroni and Cheese
Sweet Potato Gratin
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Dinner Rolls

Dessert

Banana Cream Pie
Coconut Cream Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Apple Pie
Pecan Pie
Cherry Pie

Heck of a spread. Six pies for the four of them?

Of course, Michelle Anotoinette would never consent for the proletariat children to have such foods in their school lunches.
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: thundley4 on November 27, 2014, 07:06:59 PM
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Braised Winter Greens

I have no clue. That's the only thing that struck me as odd.
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 28, 2014, 09:54:12 AM
Sounds pretty normal, not all my own particular cup of tea, of course. 

No kale?  No tofurkey?  No arugula? No unflavored soy milk?

Pulleeeeeze.  That's for the "hoi polloi."
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: Citizen 5 on November 28, 2014, 10:05:10 AM
Unfortunately Branco seems to have gotten this one pretty spot on.
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Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 28, 2014, 10:21:07 AM
Does Moochelle's ass look a little wider this morning?.....I'm asking for a friend.
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: Big Dog on November 28, 2014, 10:30:34 AM
I have no clue. That's the only thing that struck me as odd.

Out here in cattle country, we call that 'sileage.'
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: thundley4 on November 28, 2014, 12:30:40 PM
Out here in cattle country, we call that 'sileage.'

The only winter greens I see here is when winter wheat starts popping up in the very early spring.
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: Dori on November 28, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
I have no clue. That's the only thing that struck me as odd.

From wiki;

Winter greens are green leaved vegetables, closely related to the cabbage, that are seasonably available in winter.

Common vegetables described as winter greens are chard, collards, rapini, and kale.
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: thundley4 on November 28, 2014, 12:47:12 PM
From wiki;

Winter greens are green leaved vegetables, closely related to the cabbage, that are seasonably available in winter.

Common vegetables described as winter greens are chard, collards, rapini, and kale.

I guess they couldn't just say collard greens since that would sound racist.  :panic:
Title: Re: White House Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Post by: Dori on November 28, 2014, 01:40:38 PM
I guess they couldn't just say collard greens since that would sound racist.  :panic:

Yep.  And they were probably cooked with ham hocks.