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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on November 27, 2014, 01:02:07 PM

Title: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: USA4ME on November 27, 2014, 01:02:07 PM
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jwirr

I wish I had the money to buy a garage and put a tiny bathroom in it. Being homeless and living in the home of relatives where you have not choices is not fun. I fantasize about being able to get a loan so I can build one. I almost always have a floor plan somewhere in my notebook. If I could do that I would have a place for the cats who live outside in the cold and myself.

Maybe this is just all one of those bad holiday moods. Maybe I will feel better tomorrow.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025878721

Let's see:

- Part of the "most intelligent people in the world," but broke
- Complains about what they do have rather than being thankful
- "Fantasizes" rather than being active and doing
- Crazy cat person

Perfect moonbat.

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Faux pas

1. Here's to better days ahead

jwirr!

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jwirr

3. Thank you. Just using the only real family I have to vent.

This wouldn't be the "only real family" that gives you a place to live, but instead the "only real family" that sends you healing white light, right?

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NYC_SKP

4. Your post generates warmth in my soul, I'm hoping you get your wish one day soon.
 
Better sooner than later!

If your wish is small scale, your dreams can come true sooner than most Americans and their vulgar McMansions.

I've lived on a houseboat, I've lived in a camper van, and I'm leaving a 1,000 sf home for a 450 sf home.

Small is good, small is smart, and small takes less work and less money.

May your dreams and our well wishes keep you warm today.

And don't forget to sneak some scraps out to the kittehs!

So Skippy is going from 40' x 25' down to 30' x 15'? When did this come about?

And while small may be good and smart depending on the circumstances, I believe you have to actually have work in order to claim you're doing less, which doesn't seem to be part of jwirr's plan.

He's already got the "less money" covered.

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The Blue Flower

7. Sending thoughts and wishes for better days
 
The holidays can be the hardest time of year. Just keep going. You'll find a way.

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riqster

8. Holiday hugs. Being homeless was a horrible experience.
 
Still colors my thinking to this day. We have only what we can afford, small is better.

Thoughts, wishes, and hugs. From his "only real family." Better than a roof over your head courtesy of relatives who obviously care or they wouldn't be doing it. Probably going to get a good meal today, too.

You know, even a hard, swift kick in the pants or a baseball bat to the heads of these primitives wouldn't do any good, although I'd still like to give it several opportunities, at least until I got tired and needed to sit down before starting over again. They're just worthless wastes of oxygen. It's one of many things consistent with them from year to year.

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Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: tanstaafl on November 27, 2014, 01:21:04 PM
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jwirr

I wish I had the money to buy a garage and put a tiny bathroom in it. Being homeless and living in the home of relatives where you have not choices is not fun. I fantasize about being able to get a loan so I can build one. I almost always have a floor plan somewhere in my notebook. If I could do that I would have a place for the cats who live outside in the cold and myself.

jwirr primitive, I wouldn't voice your regrets too loudly and the relatives that are putting you up may decide you ain't worth the effort any more.

Then you can share your appliance box on a grate by the river park with all the stray cats you want.
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: fatboy on November 27, 2014, 01:24:07 PM
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The Blue Flower

7. Sending thoughts and wishes for better days
 
The holidays can be the hardest time of year. Just keep going. You'll find a way.

In the meantime, "The Blue Flower" is sending out some really useful vibes. Yep, that should do it!
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: Dori on November 27, 2014, 01:26:03 PM
Let's see:

- Part of the "most intelligent people in the world," but broke
- Complains about what they do have rather than being thankful
- "Fantasizes" rather than being active and doing
- Crazy cat person

Perfect moonbat.

An awful lot of them sure fit that mold.  There are a fair number that have college educations, student loans and lousy jobs, or no jobs, or they're on welfare or trying to get some kind of government handout. 
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: BattleHymn on November 27, 2014, 01:50:11 PM
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I've lived on a houseboat, I've lived in a camper van, and I'm leaving a 1,000 sf home for a 450 sf home.

Skippy's new house is 30% smaller than my two car garage.
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: fatboy on November 27, 2014, 02:52:01 PM
Skippy's new house is 30% smaller than my two car garage.

Nothing screams success like a 450 sf home. That is as long as there is a place to store your gunz.  That condition is why DUmmy Hoyt would draw the line at 500 sf. Need room for that M-1 Garand collection.
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 27, 2014, 05:48:02 PM
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Thu Nov 27, 2014, 10:34 AM
Star Member jwirr (26,027 posts)

I wish I had the money to buy a garage and put a tiny bathroom in it. Being homeless and living in
the home of relatives where you have not choices is not fun.

In Trailer Park Boys, Bubbles lives in a storage shed.

His dream was to open a "shed and breakfast".
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 27, 2014, 06:13:22 PM
Who needs family when you have an internet connection, huh DUmmie?
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: diesel driver on November 27, 2014, 07:04:02 PM
DUmbass can spend less than a grand for a used E-250 or a bread truck, fix up the inside anyway he wants, and LIVE IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Bonus, if/when the "landlord" runs you off, relocation takes no more effort than turning an ignition key.
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 27, 2014, 07:08:12 PM
DUmbass can spend less than a grand for a used E-250 or a bread truck, fix up the inside anyway he wants, and LIVE IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Bonus, if/when the "landlord" runs you off, relocation takes no more effort than turning an ignition key.
But the DUmmie idea of indoor plumbing is a hole in the floor.....DUmmies leave a mess, they always leave a mess.i
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: obumazombie on November 28, 2014, 01:51:16 AM
I notice that NY skip sings the praises of scarcity.
He seems mindless of the bounty of God.
God is not the author of scarcity.
I hope that doesn't come as a surprise to skip.
Title: Re: primitive speaks of their natural habitat
Post by: franksolich on November 28, 2014, 06:15:21 AM
I notice that NY skip sings the praises of scarcity.
He seems mindless of the bounty of God.
God is not the author of scarcity.
I hope that doesn't come as a surprise to skip.

And despite that he's a primitive, Skippy's anti-immigrant too.

This, from a thread about recycling sewage:

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NYC_SKP (62,981 posts)    Wed Nov 19, 2014, 12:30 AM

3. NO NO NO NO, Desalination plants are NOT the answer, Omaha Steve.....No, reprocessing water is the right thing to do.

And desal[ination] plants are going to promote less conservation and more growth, growth that we can't afford to allow.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=99376/

Racist.