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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on November 25, 2014, 09:19:53 PM

Title: Sad for the DUmmies
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 25, 2014, 09:19:53 PM
In my capacity as a fictional spirit-guide to the DUmmies I feel sort of, kind of, maybe not a lot but a little bit sad for the DUmmies in regards to their sadness at the Ferguson situation.

I've wondered and pondered about something I could say to ease their minds about things. Something that would turn their frowns upside down. I'm not sure, but I think I may have come up with a view that will make them just a tiny bit happier. Here it goes...

Society is like a living body. The individuals make up the body. The Ferguson guy was, sadly enough, a clump of cells who acted as a parasite to the body. The cop preformed a post-birth abortion. Representatives of the body (the grand jury) decided the abortion provider preformed a right and proper procedure. In other words, the grand jury, after the fact, executed the body's right to choose.


Parasite: an organism that lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host's (example: stealing cigars from another individual (aka a part of the body)).
Title: Re: Sad for the DUmmies
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 25, 2014, 09:43:03 PM
OUCH!

H5 duly given!
Title: Re: Sad for the DUmmies
Post by: Carl on November 25, 2014, 10:12:15 PM
Officer Wilson did the sane and normal population a heroic favor.
Title: Re: Sad for the DUmmies
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 26, 2014, 11:57:24 AM
Seems to me there's one reason for all the chaos amongst the savages in Ferguson.

They were denied the wise counsel and presence of The Reverend Jackson.
Title: Re: Sad for the DUmmies
Post by: Dori on November 26, 2014, 12:21:31 PM
They were denied the wise counsel and presence of The Reverend Jackson.

Yeah, what's up with that?  I haven't heard anything about Shakedown Jackson in awhile now.   
Title: Re: Sad for the DUmmies
Post by: Chris_ on November 26, 2014, 12:36:14 PM
We should send DUmmy Mineral Man in Jackson's place.  After all, he claims to know everything.
Title: Re: Sad for the DUmmies
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 26, 2014, 12:49:53 PM
Yeah, what's up with that?  I haven't heard anything about Shakedown Jackson in awhile now.

Probably hiding out from another paternity suit.
Title: Re: Sad for the DUmmies
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 26, 2014, 01:29:18 PM
Probably hiding out from another paternity suit.

Yeah, he pulled in his horns when the bimbos started to surface and Jesse Jr. went off to prison.

That, and Ferguson Missouri is a little short on shakedown targets.