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Title: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: Dori on November 23, 2014, 11:38:20 AM
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)

i am drunk at an unreasonably early hour and out of booze

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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fizzgig (21,595 posts)

4. i was just going grocery shopping, honest
 
it is perilous having a great bar next to the grocery store

*i did not get drive myself home

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pinboy3niner (39,200 posts)

11. Riiiiiight. You were just going for "groceries" again.

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fizzgig (21,595 posts)

12. beer is groceries
 
amiright? 
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pinboy3niner (39,200 posts)

13. I thought that was grits :)
 
But after consulting my shopping list, I have to conclude that, indeed, both grits and beer are groceries. As well as a fine breakfast.

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riqster (11,920 posts)

16. Yep! It is made from grain. Grain is healthy.
 
"Man is not a rational animal. He is a rationalizing animal." 
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Kali (39,710 posts)

3. at 9 pm when I am struggling to stay awake
 
the husband likes to jab me with "hey the band doesn't even start for another hour!" 
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)

6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood
 
no shit, sherlock. get the can of tuna in the cabinet.






Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: Carl on November 23, 2014, 12:06:06 PM
Yet in a week she will be whining there is no money for food (although she may be trading BJs for drinks).

What a ball and chain she is on the husband that she hates on any random day.
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 23, 2014, 01:24:13 PM
The next time she goes grocery shopping, gets drunk, passes out and falls in the floor.....they should stick a broom handle up her ass and mop the floor with her.....she will be the cleanest she has been in years.....the floor..... not so much.
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2014, 02:21:47 PM
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Sat Nov 22, 2014, 11:07 PM
fizzgig (21,595 posts)

i am drunk at an unreasonably early hour and out of booze

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Not early. fizz has never been sober at 11pm on a Saturday night.
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: miskie on November 23, 2014, 03:20:05 PM
Whatever, Buzzglug.
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 23, 2014, 04:32:06 PM
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)

6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood
 
no shit, sherlock. get the can of tuna in the cabinet.

My heart goes out to this long suffering man. Break free! and take the cat with you.
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 23, 2014, 05:21:21 PM
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)

6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood

Was that a.m., or p.m.?
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: Chris_ on November 23, 2014, 06:02:28 PM
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)

6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood
Hell, the cat does that for me.  Irritating little bastard.
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 23, 2014, 11:27:12 PM
Not early. fizz has never been sober at 11pm on a Saturday night.

I resemble that remark!   :tongue:
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: njpines on November 25, 2014, 01:28:15 PM
Yo fizz, move to a state that doesn't sell booze at the grocery store, like NJ -- problem solved. But warn me first so I can move out!
Title: Re: Poor Fizzy Gets Drunk Grocery Shopping
Post by: JakeStyle on November 25, 2014, 02:19:04 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, fizzgig.