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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Dori on November 23, 2014, 11:38:20 AM
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)
i am drunk at an unreasonably early hour and out of booze
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
fizzgig (21,595 posts)
4. i was just going grocery shopping, honest
it is perilous having a great bar next to the grocery store
*i did not get drive myself home
pinboy3niner (39,200 posts)
11. Riiiiiight. You were just going for "groceries" again.
fizzgig (21,595 posts)
12. beer is groceries
amiright?
pinboy3niner (39,200 posts)
13. I thought that was grits :)
But after consulting my shopping list, I have to conclude that, indeed, both grits and beer are groceries. As well as a fine breakfast.
riqster (11,920 posts)
16. Yep! It is made from grain. Grain is healthy.
"Man is not a rational animal. He is a rationalizing animal."
Kali (39,710 posts)
3. at 9 pm when I am struggling to stay awake
the husband likes to jab me with "hey the band doesn't even start for another hour!"
fizzgig (21,595 posts)
6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood
no shit, sherlock. get the can of tuna in the cabinet.
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Yet in a week she will be whining there is no money for food (although she may be trading BJs for drinks).
What a ball and chain she is on the husband that she hates on any random day.
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The next time she goes grocery shopping, gets drunk, passes out and falls in the floor.....they should stick a broom handle up her ass and mop the floor with her.....she will be the cleanest she has been in years.....the floor..... not so much.
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Sat Nov 22, 2014, 11:07 PM
fizzgig (21,595 posts)
i am drunk at an unreasonably early hour and out of booze
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not early. fizz has never been sober at 11pm on a Saturday night.
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Whatever, Buzzglug.
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)
6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood
no shit, sherlock. get the can of tuna in the cabinet.
My heart goes out to this long suffering man. Break free! and take the cat with you.
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)
6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood
Was that a.m., or p.m.?
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fizzgig (21,595 posts)
6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood
Hell, the cat does that for me. Irritating little bastard.
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Not early. fizz has never been sober at 11pm on a Saturday night.
I resemble that remark! :tongue:
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Yo fizz, move to a state that doesn't sell booze at the grocery store, like NJ -- problem solved. But warn me first so I can move out!
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, fizzgig.