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Title: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 22, 2014, 04:41:54 PM
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LostInAnomie (14,287 posts)

Prosecutors take back deal after Shanesha Taylor blows $114k in donations. *Rage Inducing*
   
 â€œThe money is gone!” Teary mugshot drew $114K in donations, but prosecutors have taken back their deal.

blah blah blah


The sub-thread:

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NaturalHigh (7,792 posts)

15. This is really sad.

That money could have fed, clothed, and housed her family for a long time while she got her life in order. She had job interviews she never showed up for, and threw away all that money for a few months of living the high life.

I still think the original charges against her were over the top, but I don't feel a lot of sympathy for her now.



And then comes the...


...I don't know what the **** this is...


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VanillaRhapsody (14,463 posts)

26. Not everyone is as smart as we on DU...
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 22, 2014, 06:52:13 PM
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VanillaRhapsody (14,463 posts)

26. Not everyone is as smart as we on DU...

Aren't you precious.
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: tanstaafl on November 22, 2014, 07:01:52 PM
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VanillaRhapsody (14,463 posts)

26. Not everyone is as smart as we on DU...
Aren't you precious.

Yes, the Vanillabean Raspberry primitive is indeed precious.
In a "special" short bus kind of way.
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: diesel driver on November 22, 2014, 07:39:07 PM
Yes, the Vanillabean Raspberry primitive is indeed precious.
In a "special" short bus kind of way.

As we say here in the South:  "Bless her heart!".  :lol:
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 22, 2014, 07:53:35 PM
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NaturalHigh (7,792 posts)

15. This is really sad.

That money could have fed, clothed, and housed her family for a long time while she got her life in order. She had job interviews she never showed up for, and threw away all that money for a few months of living the high life.

I still think the original charges against her were over the top, but I don't feel a lot of sympathy for her now.

RACIST!  CULTURAL IMPERIALIST!  WHITE PRIVILEGE-FLAUNTER!

 :waisis: :racista: :racist:
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: Delmar on November 22, 2014, 07:54:49 PM
Is it possible that there are people out there who are even stupider than the DUmmies?  Anything is possible, I guess.
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 22, 2014, 08:06:25 PM
Is it possible that there are people out there who are even stupider than the DUmmies?  Anything is possible, I guess.

Can you make a 4-sided triangle?
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 22, 2014, 10:04:51 PM
Can you make a 4-sided triangle?

Sort of, but you have to add a third dimension to make a tetrahedron.  In the case of DUmmies, you could find something stupider I suppose, but you'd have to add a fourth, fifth, or sixth dimension.
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 23, 2014, 05:55:53 AM
Can you make a 4-sided triangle?

If it was three-dimensional, as DAT says above . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: Zathras on November 23, 2014, 01:02:34 PM
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VanillaRhapsody (14,463 posts)

26. Not everyone is as smart as we on DU...

This is true. Most people in America are not as smart as you DUmbasses. Most people in America are much smarter than you DUmbasses. This includes the ones John Gruber was referring to when talking about the (Un)Affordable Care Act.
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 23, 2014, 01:09:36 PM
A couple of things my ignorant, uneducated father used to say.

1-You just can't help some people.

2-No matter how much you give some people, the more they want and expect you to give them.

3-Some people just can't handle money.

My old man should have had a PhD in "Stupid People"....or....."Understanding the DUmmie Mind".
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 23, 2014, 02:11:28 PM
A couple of things my ignorant, uneducated father used to say.

1-You just can't help some people.

2-No matter how much you give some people, the more they want and expect you to give them.

3-Some people just can't handle money.

My old man should have had a PhD in "Stupid People"....or....."Understanding the DUmmie Mind".

JR, I'd give him an PhD. in "Common Sense." :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 24, 2014, 09:28:57 AM
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VanillaRhapsody (14,463 posts)

26. Not everyone is as smart as we on DU...

thank God....not everyone can be a beggar.
Title: Re: Things I read on DU that make me scream inside my head
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 24, 2014, 10:27:03 AM
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VanillaRhapsody (14,463 posts)

26. Not everyone is as smart as we on DU...

Apparently the word "Smart" means something different on the island than it does in the rest of America, and seems to encompass a wider variety of failings such as being terminally unemployable, dependency on some form of disability payments and/or relatives for sustenance, an inability to connect actions and consequences, primarily emotional thinking, impulse control problems, and a pathological desire to tell others what to think on any given topic.