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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Dori on November 22, 2014, 11:44:18 AM
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Just saw this one posted on CU :rofl:
SummerSnow (4,398 posts)
Let's play scare a republican..
name things you might say to rethugs that will scare them silly
1. "There is a law that allows Presidents to seek a third term if they wish"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025851206
BlueJazz (20,693 posts)
4. Damn it, I'm not kidding...some crazy, mad scientist put something..
...in the nation's water last week that's going to turn everybody Black...although you will be able to dance a whole lot better.
LuvNewcastle (7,240 posts)
5. I'll tell them that I work for the government, and we're issuing
checks to illegal immigrants now so that they can take care of their anchor babies.
mfcorey1 (5,119 posts)
8. We will no longer use Diebold machines. Fingerprint voting will be our
new thing.
Runningdawg (29 posts)
12. Along with the next round of welfare drug tests
we will also be randomly testing Congress, their staff and interns.
HereSince1628 (29,518 posts)
15. SCOTUS: Gerrymandering violates election law
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BlueJazz (20,693 posts)
4. Damn it, I'm not kidding...some crazy, mad scientist put something..
...in the nation's water last week that's going to turn everybody Black...although you will be able to dance a whole lot better.
Proving yet again that at their core,liberals are the racists in our country.
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lpbk2713 (26,013 posts)
18. Union membership is growing.
Yeah, from all the illegals that will be swarming across the border to get their amnesty.
The window licking primitive made a funny.
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Here are my answers to their posts:
1: Really? Care to show the law to me so I can read it for myself?
4: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
5: And?
8: Good.
12: See #8.
15: See #8.
18: Care to show me the numbers that backup your claim....from a non-biased source please.
Hmm, keep trying DUmbasses...still waiting for the scary part
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:ohnoes: :panic:
Empty threats from pathetic DUmmies really scare me.
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"Everyone must work", Moochelle Obama....that ought to scare the hell out of DUmmies.
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I've got one for you DUmmies -
'All those illegals that Obama just gave de facto amnesty to ? - their numbers will now get to show on the U3 unemployment figures, and most will still be there in time for the 2016 elections.'
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The Top 10 Things That Scare Proglodytes
10. Climate Change won't kill us
9. Fracking won't kill us.
8. Israel won't kill us.
7. Capitalism won't kill us.
6. Personal retirement accounts won't kill us.
5. Private, market-based health care won't kill us.
4. Freedom of conscience won't kill us.
3. Trans-fats won't kill us.
2. Self-reliance won't kill us.
And the Number 1 thing that scare liberals is:
1. Government won't save us.
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Try again DUmmies. You wackos get scared all the time.
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LIbs, who are naturally cowardly, cannot imagine courage.
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The Top 10 Things That Scare Proglodytes
10. Climate Change won't kill us
9. Fracking won't kill us.
8. Israel won't kill us.
7. Capitalism won't kill us.
6. Personal retirement accounts won't kill us.
5. Private, market-based health care won't kill us.
4. Freedom of conscience won't kill us.
3. Trans-fats won't kill us.
2. Self-reliance won't kill us.
And the Number 1 thing that scare liberals is:
1. Government won't save us.
:hi5: That pretty much sums up the entire list.
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SummerSnow
Let's play scare a republican..
name things you might say to rethugs that will scare them silly
The next picture thread at DU, we'll all be naked.
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HereSince1628 (29,518 posts)
15. SCOTUS: Gerrymandering violates election law
Good, that means Clyburn's dumbass would be gone here in the low country.
mfcorey1 (5,119 posts)
8. We will no longer use Diebold machines. Fingerprint voting will be our
new thing.
Going to be rough to get those dead people votes for democRATs if you do that.
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mfcorey1 (5,119 posts)
8. We will no longer use Diebold machines. Fingerprint voting will be our
new thing.
Good, that means Clyburn's dumbass would be gone here in the low country.
Going to be rough to get those dead people votes for democRATs if you do that.
Personally, I would be overjoyed with fingerprint voting.
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mfcorey1 (5,119 posts)
8. We will no longer use Diebold machines. Fingerprint voting will be our
new thing.
You are one damned dumb dummie. Who screams bloody murder when ever a state law is passed requiring photo ID to vote? Hint: Starts with a D.
Personally I would not mind it one bit. I think we need to go back to the way it was when the country was first formed. You needed to own property before you could vote. I would be happy if it was just a requirement that one had to pay taxes.
Now dummie... perhaps you should remember why the diebold voting machines came into existence in the first place. If you are unaware of why, I will educate you. Seems in 2000 a bunch of stupid idiots in Florida could not seem to figure out how to punch a hole in a piece of paper. Your side whined, pissed and moaned about your votes not being counted... so guess what? The government decided that since you were too stupid to punch a hole in a piece of paper they would make it like a cell phone and now you punch a video screen.
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Personally, I would be overjoyed with fingerprint voting.
Me too. Not just by eliminating all the dead voters, but the illegals, felons and those that try to vote more than once. It also takes away the argument of a photo ID.
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HereSince1628 (29,518 posts)
15. SCOTUS: Gerrymandering violates election law
Sweet. Now we can get rid of this clown:
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608034521849007782&pid=15.1&P=0)
The reason?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Illinois_US_Congressional_District_4_%28since_2013%29.tif/lossless-page1-400px-Illinois_US_Congressional_District_4_%28since_2013%29.tif.png)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois%27s_4th_congressional_district
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Personally, I would be overjoyed with fingerprint voting.
If this were to happen I can see a rash of nine fingered corpses being buried during election years in democrat districts.
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If this were to happen I can see a rash of nine fingered corpses being buried during election years in democrat districts.
The Ford family in Memphis runs a funeral home. They also have multiple family members that hold elected office.
They're all as corrupt as the day is long.
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Let's play scare a DUmmy:
1) Conservative Cave
2) Conservative Underground
3) Best/Worst of DU
4) The DUmpster
5) franksolich
And just for shits and giggles...h/t MstrBlue at CU...Authorities have located the Birth Certificate!