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Title: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: franksolich on November 21, 2014, 01:27:34 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025847411

Oh my.

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Liberal_in_LA (34,125 posts)   Fri Nov 21, 2014, 02:31 AM

man wins 3 minute grocery shopping spree. what would u grab?

Tony Bosn did a little damage in 3 minutes!  $1410.56

The O'Neill Rotary Club recently sold tickets for a chance at a 3 Minute Shopping Spree at O'Neill Super Foods.  Tony Bosn of O'Neill was the lucky individual that won the drawing and Wednesday, November 19 had 3 minutes to fill his shopping carts at O'Neill Super Foods.  Tony, along with his wife Chris coaching him, filled over 3 carts with groceries and goodies and when he was done the dollar amount totaled $1410.56
 
http://www.kbrx.com/pages/20359467.php?contentType=4&contentId=16315754

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helpmetohelpyou (54 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 02:33 AM

1. Bacon

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Liberal_in_LA (34,125 posts)   Fri Nov 21, 2014, 02:41 AM

3. nuts, Tide, baby diapers

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bravenak (7,509 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 02:45 AM

4. Vitamins,cleaning stuff, motor oil.

Solution for my shampooer, dog food and stuff. Baby formula to hand out.

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TreasonousBastard (24,229 posts)   Fri Nov 21, 2014, 02:54 AM

5. I'd scope the store before doing it...

and go for expensive stuff-- with a long shelf life if it's food.

The Keurig machine would be a good choice, but the paper towels seems like a waste of a good five seconds of time that would be better spent checking out irish butter.

Uh, it's not a very large store, so no need to check it out first.

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Liberal_in_LA (34,125 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 03:06 AM

7. pots and pan aisle, knives

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Jenoch (7,310 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 12:16 PM

55. I have never been in a grocery store that

sold good cooking utensils, especially knives.

^^^the primitive's obviously never been in the Sandhills of Nebraska, where even funeral homes sell 5- and 20-pound bags of ice, and bundles of firewood, and pie shoppes fishing bait and ice-skates.

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Luminous Animal (22,568 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 03:12 AM

8. Toilet paper. Beans. Pasta.

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WhiteAndNerdy (225 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 03:14 AM

9. Coke & cigarettes.

Maybe some Oreos.

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Art_from_Ark (20,894 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 03:15 AM

10. I'd go for the caviar, imported cheese, T-bone steak,

Dom Perignon, truffles, and other high-value stuff that I would never otherwise buy because of the price.

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BubbaFett (59 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 03:25 AM

12. Top shelf booze

steak

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madamesilverspurs (8,394 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 03:46 AM

15. OTC meds

that are very necessary and expensive, but not covered by insurance.

Then, good coffee.

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cherokeeprogressive (18,048 posts)    Fri Nov 21, 2014, 11:56 AM

52. I could wipe out a meat department in that amount of time.

<<<would clear out the dairy section, and even if had time left over, would quit, as wouldn't need anything else.
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: Chris_ on November 21, 2014, 01:29:39 PM
Never seen a grocery store that sold Dom Perignon or booze.
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: franksolich on November 21, 2014, 01:30:24 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on November 21, 2014, 01:29:39 PM
Never seen a grocery store that sold Dom Perignon or booze.

They all do here, but during restricted hours.
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: franksolich on November 21, 2014, 01:38:10 PM
Primitives, like the "shoppers" in Ferguson, Missouri, have no concept of the idea, "take only what you need and will use."

Primitives'll take just because it's free.
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: franksolich on November 21, 2014, 01:44:41 PM
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Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 21, 2014, 01:48:24 PM
I'd go with mostly meat and cheese, myself.  The DUer that said OTC meds had a pretty good point, as long as you ignore the mostly-fictional expiration dates on the containers.
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 21, 2014, 01:51:21 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 21, 2014, 01:48:24 PM
I'd go with mostly meat and cheese, myself.  The DUer that said OTC meds had a pretty good point, as long as you ignore the mostly-fictional expiration dates on the containers.

The primitive that said toilet paper was on, too.
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: Chris_ on November 21, 2014, 01:53:35 PM
Meat, TP, and coffee.
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 21, 2014, 03:18:18 PM
If it were a country grocery store of the 1950's......guns and ammo. :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 21, 2014, 03:51:14 PM
The free shopping spree reminds me of DUmmy Tangerine LaBamba bragging about how she shoplifted groceries by conspiring with a dishonest store employee.
Title: Re: primitives discuss shopping spree in Skul's old hometown in the Sandhills
Post by: Skul on December 12, 2014, 07:56:51 PM
Some how I missed this topic.  I believe the store used to be named "The Outllaw".
For years, I thought all grocery stores were named that.  :rofl: