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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: FiddlingAnt on November 20, 2014, 04:31:53 PM

Title: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: FiddlingAnt on November 20, 2014, 04:31:53 PM
"Amnesty"
(to the tune of Billy Joel's Honesty)

SUNG BY A CHOIR OF ILLEGAL ALIENS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA:
If you use your phone and pen,
It isn't hard to act.
You don’t need the votes you lack to win.
Cause if we wait for lawfulness,
We might just as well give up.
Duck Congress is just a little sin.

Amnesty is such a lovely word,
Even if it’s so untrue.
Amnesty is patently absurd,
But mostly what we need from you.

We don’t want Republicans,
Who do not sympathize,
And then say illegals have to leave.
We’d rather want Obama’s face,
To tell more pretty lies.
All we want is someone who deceives.

Amnesty is such a lovely word,
Even if its so untrue.
Amnesty is patently absurd,
But mostly what we need from you.

Obama’s our amigo.
Obama is our friend.
We can have security,
Until the bitter end.
Nobody can deport us.
We promise not again.
You know, (you know) you know, whoa whoa whoa.

When we've got jobs instead of them,
Don’t be too concerned.
We’ll vote Democratic when your gone.
So when we’re seeking amnesty,
Tell us where else can we turn?
Cause you're the one that we depend upon.

Amnesty is such a lonely word,
Even if it’s so untrue.
Amnesty is patently absurd,
And mostly what I need from you.
Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: Big Dog on November 20, 2014, 05:08:26 PM
You know what?

(http://richland.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/speedos.jpg)

Billy Joel butt.
Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: Fourwinds on November 20, 2014, 05:16:35 PM
I'd like to laugh, but I can't find anything funny about this situation.
Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 20, 2014, 05:53:50 PM


(http://richland.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/speedos.jpg)



Yep, a pants load.
Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: Revolution on November 20, 2014, 09:00:06 PM
I'll be watching his stupid little explanation to the public here in a couple minutes. The lying lieface is atrocious, and should be impeached for what he is about to do. 4 million. 4 MILLION people he is essentially going to pardon, and let stay here. Many of them rapists, thieves, and murderers. I am livid. And he's basically telling Congress to GFTS, and the DHS is HELPING HIM!!
Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: Revolution on November 20, 2014, 09:09:50 PM
Holy shit, he just used his own two little girls to gin up sympathy for illegals. His pity party speech is sickening. And I love how he used the phrase "get right with the law" several times. He may want to take his own council. Then again, he might want to get right with a big hairy biker guy named bubba in prison for the rest of his life. That'd be fine by me. :rant:
Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: Big Dog on November 20, 2014, 09:10:57 PM
I'll be watching his stupid little explanation to the public here in a couple minutes.

Thanks for watching King Putt the Lying Mutt, and saving me the trouble!
Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: Revolution on November 20, 2014, 09:18:25 PM
Thanks for watching King Putt the Lying Mutt, and saving me the trouble!

Short speech. My post above pretty much summed up what he spoke about. Also, I had a breaking news story on my phone a little while ago. "DHS says Obama's Plan is Legal." Like they'd say anything else, right...
Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: jctejas on November 20, 2014, 09:46:21 PM
funny how lefties follow the religion of marxisim.    I hear bible quotes and testomonials by reverend and king Obama.    no mention of the murderous and criminal elements of the crimigrant population except king o will protect us from them and the border is secure now I really mean it.   janet incompatano said the border was secure years ago.    I guess if you don't like your border security tough ta tas.

Or you can keep it your choice.

Title: Re: The Amnesty Song :)
Post by: DefiantSix on November 20, 2014, 09:55:18 PM
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