Atman (28,148 posts) Wed Nov 19, 2014, 03:21 PM
154. …..If I want to see humanity at its worst, I'll visit Conservative Cave.….
I don't believe atman.
Coach is the nicest guy you ever want to meet.
Even to primitives, who deserve not a drop of the milk of human kindness.
I still say he is bitter because his namesake award for laughingstock of the DUmp was renamed for a more worthwhile DUmbass.
Poor Rob had one claim to fame and it has now flown over the horizon.
Maybe a nice bouquet of flowers would improve his spirits in some way.
You know, I specifically re-named that award for Skippy, because I didn't want to be mean to Atman.
You know what the road to hell is paved with Frank.
Atman (28,148 posts) Wed Nov 19, 2014, 03:21 PM
154. …..If I want to see humanity at its worst, I'll visit Conservative Cave.….
Atman has to keep thinking he is being persecuted and ridiculed all the time. :mental:It gives him something to do. Let's not take away whatever shred of hope he has for a normal life.
You know, sir, you're one of those who's been around a long time; we've known each other since, well, almost forever.
And so you've been witness to some of the most spectacular failures at trying to get along with the primitives.
No matter how nice, how accommodating, how positive, one is towards a primitive, it never works. Even with the most Herculean efforts, one can't assuage their rage, their hate, their paranoia, their hostility, their insecurities, about decent and civilized people.
I need not cite my own woeful experiences at trying to get along with primitives, beginning with the defrocked warped primitive Ms. Hindenberg and hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer circa ten years ago, and most recently with Big Mo and Doc, the PCIntern primitive--a long long string of failures uninterrupted by a single success.
I think "Die real soon, useless untalented mooching hack. Tell Satan 'Hi' for the rest of the DUmmies still cluttering the Earth when you see him," would do just fine.
Atman has to keep thinking he is being persecuted and ridiculed all the time. :mental:
It gives him something to do. Let's not take away whatever shred of hope he has for a normal life.
Interestingly, just before I was hauled out to the woodshed for being mean to Atman, I'd already slowly become more sympathetic towards him.
I used to think Atman was just the usual standard typical spoiled-brat surfer-boy rich-kid mama's-boy "sensitive"-"artist" with no redeeming virtues. A first-rate first-class rectal aperture, along the same lines as the Bostonian Drunkard.
Then in a thread about storage-unit auctions, it suddenly appeared that life hasn't been such a bed of roses for Atman after all.
While it's preposterous to think that Atman has known poverty, he has at times known financial desperation.....something that "humanized" him in these eyes.
And so I began noticing other things; his choice of cheap haberdashery perhaps really is a necessity, not a choice, unlike in the case of Skippy.
And then that Atman, a professional artist, can afford to decorate the walls of his son's home with picture-frames from.....Dollar General.
I was beginning to thaw towards him just about the exact same time he whined to ownership and management of conservativecave that I was being mean to him.
Well, that's all history now.
That's where I made my first mistake when approaching Atman at our old home back in late 2006; dutch508 was eviscerating the poor boy, and I felt sorry for him.
There was no way Atman could come even close to the cerebrality and wit of dutch508, but I thought it would be more entertaining if the fight was more "equal."
<<<has absolutely nothing against dutch508, but always the primary concern is entertainment and amusement for decent and civilized people.
I offered to be Atman's public relations mentor, showing him how to win friends and influence people, as he was quite obviously deficient in those skills.
Atman spurned the offer.
Later, I figured it out; Atman actually likes being tormented.
Well now, because he didn't keep his mouth shut after I shut mine, I guess it's time to rev up the tormenting machine again, giving him what he really wants.
<<<aims to please.
Face it, franksolich. McGrath is a pig.
Yeah, that he is for sure, but he's got certain handicaps that make one feel sorry for him; it can't be easy.
For example, if you've ever seen Atman naked, the first thing that strikes the eyes, other than a certain anatomical oddity that doesn't look good, is how hairy the rest of him, below the neck, is. This guy's hairy like a baboon.
I kid you not; he's got more body hair than a bear.
He sure was sensitive about that cheap baggy suit.
Yeah, that he is for sure, but he's got certain handicaps that make one feel sorry for him; it can't be easy.
For example, if you've ever seen Atman naked, the first thing that strikes the eyes, other than a certain anatomical oddity that doesn't look good, is how hairy the rest of him, below the neck, is. This guy's hairy like a baboon.
I kid you not; he's got more body hair than a bear.