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Title: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 17, 2014, 09:39:22 PM
Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attempting to mate with the birds on multiple occasions
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2838098/Why-seals-having-sex-PENGUINS-Large-mammals-caught-attempting-mate-birds-multiple-occasions.html

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On a remote island in the Indian Ocean, researchers have spotted fur seals sexually harassing and coercing king penguins.

On at least four occasions, the large mammals have been recorded forcing the birds to the ground and attempting to mate with them.

After three of the incidents, the seals let the penguins go - but following one attack, the seal killed the penguin and ate it.

Seals are sodomite damned beasts like rabbits. The Bible does not look too kindly to that perversion.

Leviticus 18:23
23 “‘Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.

Leviticus 20:15-16
15 “‘If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

16 “‘If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 18, 2014, 12:43:31 AM
It must be AGW.

Just the other day, I saw a ptarmigan and a bunny attempting to have sex outside my backyard deck...
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: DefiantSix on November 18, 2014, 01:19:45 AM
It must be AGW.

Just the other day, I saw a ptarmigan and a bunny attempting to have sex outside my backyard deck...

Was it one of those wierd scenes, where the ptarmigan is on top?
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 18, 2014, 01:31:40 AM
Was it one of those wierd scenes, where the ptarmigan is on top?

From behind...
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: DefiantSix on November 18, 2014, 01:37:38 AM
From behind...

Damn, man. I hope there were no little children around to see that kind of depraved stuff...  :cheersmate: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: dutch508 on November 18, 2014, 02:08:43 AM
From behind...

Spanking that little bunny ass...

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: DefiantSix on November 18, 2014, 03:11:47 AM
Spanking that little bunny ass...

 :tongue:

Just like Kermit when Miss Piggy's out of town...

(http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Horny-Kermit-145.gif)
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: obumazombie on November 18, 2014, 03:13:40 AM
The penguin evolved from the ptarmigan, or vice versa. The baby seal is closely related to the harmless lovable little fuzzball bunny.
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 18, 2014, 08:32:12 PM
I've got the real low down. Its all the penguins fault, They hang out in the sleazier icebergs snorting krill and smoking herring. In the long chilly nights, the red lights come out and penguin pimps start to ply their trade.

Of course a few seals will get involved.  Poor things lured from the straight and narrow by the evils sons of anarchy...don't let those tux's fool ya! Many a good seal has been lead astray.
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: Big Dog on November 18, 2014, 11:09:16 PM
I've got the real low down. Its all the penguins fault, They hang out in the sleazier icebergs snorting krill and smoking herring. In the long chilly nights, the red lights come out and penguin pimps start to ply their trade.

Of course a few seals will get involved.  Poor things lured from the straight and narrow by the evils sons of anarchy...don't let those tux's fool ya! Many a good seal has been lead astray.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Why are seals having sex with PENGUINS? Large mammals have been caught attemptin
Post by: FlaGator on November 19, 2014, 09:30:07 AM
Another example of the slippery slope of same sex marriage.