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Title: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 17, 2014, 08:03:03 PM
Charles Manson gets marriage license
http://news.yahoo.com/ap-exclusive-charles-manson-gets-marriage-license-215524033.html

It is from AP. Afton Elaine Burton wants to marry Charles Manson. Two moonbats marrying each other.  :mental:  :loser:

I never understood people who marry killers.  :mental:  :loser:
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: seahorse513 on November 17, 2014, 10:34:35 PM
aren't they gonna have a hard time consummating that marriage>> :panic:
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2014, 10:41:21 PM
aren't they gonna have a hard time consummating that marriage>> :panic:

Maybe, but ole Charlie is willing to take a stab at it.
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: Big Dog on November 17, 2014, 11:16:57 PM
Maybe, but ole Charlie is willing to take a stab at it.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 18, 2014, 06:01:03 PM
Maybe, but ole Charlie is willing to take a stab at it.

He'll have to cut through a lot of red tape to do it!
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: seahorse513 on November 18, 2014, 06:13:32 PM
I wonder if he remembers where it goes and how to use it!! :rofl:
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: Chris_ on November 18, 2014, 06:14:16 PM
At his age, I'd be surprised if it still works.  I don't think the prison infirmary hands out Viagra.
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: Big Dog on November 18, 2014, 06:25:46 PM
At his age, I'd be surprised if it still works.  I don't think the prison infirmary hands out Viagra.

He can make do with a rubber band and a popsicle stick.
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 18, 2014, 06:40:56 PM
He can make do with a rubber band and a popsicle stick.
It's California ....they'll give him the Cadillac of penile implants.
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: Donpeyote on November 18, 2014, 10:42:10 PM
Uncut Heathen :rotf: Primitive
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 19, 2014, 08:52:44 PM
Mother of 26-year-old who is marrying Charles Manson insists she loves him ahead of wedding
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2839959/She-s-come-love-Mother-26-year-old-marrying-Charles-Manson-speaks-couple-s-jailhouse-wedding.html

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An Illinois woman whose 26-year-old daughter is engaged to marry incarcerated mass murderer Charles Manson has spoken out about the couple's relationship.

Manson, 80, has been issued a license to marry the much-younger Afton Elaine Burton, who visits him in prison and runs several websites advocating Manson's innocence.

Burton left her Midwestern home nine years ago and moved to Corcoran, California — the site of the prison — to be near Manson.

Her mother Melissa Burton told ABC News on Tuesday that she thinks Manson's love for his bride-to-be is genuine.

The mother of Afton Elaine Burton, Melissa Burton is just as crazy.  :mental: :loser:

But wait, there is more.
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Burton also revealed that Afton Elaine Burton first went to California because of Manson's environmentalism.

'He's an environmentalist, and she's involved in his environmentalist program,' she told ABC News.

She also said 'It's a different situation. But my daughter is smart. She plans out what she wants to do.'

She is attracted to Manson because he is a rabid tree hugger. Afton is really smart? Really? Why is she so attracted to evil scum like Charles Manson?  :mental: :loser:
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: obumazombie on November 19, 2014, 08:58:39 PM
Charlie's new Manson girl should be made to talk to the previous family members like Leslie Van Houghton and Lynnette "squeaky" Fromme before they marry.
I would love to see what they would say to her.
Title: Re: Charles Manson gets marriage license
Post by: Big Dog on November 19, 2014, 11:18:05 PM
Charles Manson married a woman.

All over America, same-sex couples are complaining that he destroyed the sanctity of their marriages.

 :rimshot: