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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: asdf2231 on July 11, 2008, 05:10:43 PM
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Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead.
NEW CASTLE — A report of a family fight Wednesday afternoon in New Castle didn't turn out to be what police expected.
A nine-year-old girl called 911 after she awoke from a nap and heard her mother screaming. She went to her mother's bedroom and thought her mother was being attacked.
Turns out, her parents were just enjoying marital relations.
But the New Castle Police Department responded to the little girl's call, and even filed a report, noting "Mom and Daddy were involved in a romantic moment and daughter mistook them as fighting."
http://www.thestarpress.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080711/NEWS01/807110337
And stuff a sock in her mouth if you need to... :p :cheersmate: :rotf:
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Okay, I knew a guy that when his son walked in him and his wife when he was young, he told him he was practicing his push ups. A couple years later or whatever, the son was on the football team at his elementary school. After the first practice, the coach took the dad aside and asked him why the heck was his son was humping the ground during push ups.
LOL :rofl:
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Okay, I knew a guy that when his son walked in him and his wife when he was young, he told him he was practicing his push ups. A couple years later or whatever, the son was on the football team at his elementary school. After the first practice, the coach took the dad aside and asked him why the heck was his son was humping the ground during push ups.
LOL :rofl:
Dad should have answered..."Those kind of push-ups require the assistance of a cheerleader". :-)
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Okay, I knew a guy that when his son walked in him and his wife when he was young, he told him he was practicing his push ups. A couple years later or whatever, the son was on the football team at his elementary school. After the first practice, the coach took the dad aside and asked him why the heck was his son was humping the ground during push ups.
LOL :rofl:
Dad should have answered..."Those kind of push-ups require the assistance of a cheerleader". :-)
ROFL!
H5
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Okay, I knew a guy that when his son walked in him and his wife when he was young, he told him he was practicing his push ups. A couple years later or whatever, the son was on the football team at his elementary school. After the first practice, the coach took the dad aside and asked him why the heck was his son was humping the ground during push ups.
LOL :rofl:
Dad should have answered..."Those kind of push-ups require the assistance of a cheerleader". :-)
LOL!
:rofl:
So, I had these friends when I was a kid. They were sisters. They told me that their parents lock the door to their bedroom on Saturday mornings so "they can sleep in." And I don't mean just a little lock on the knob, there was a sliding lock, there was no way those kids were walking in on them. LOL
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Maybe the daughter is suffering from the Electra Complex....
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My idea of safe sex is locking the bedroom door.
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My idea of safe sex is locking the bedroom door.
TOO late ......and he had the whole damn neighborhood gang with him when he did.