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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Wretched Excess on July 11, 2008, 03:30:20 PM
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: I am sure it's a coincidence.
Man Angry Over Sex, Accused of Trying to Start Fire
A man is behind bars in Hamilton County, accused of trying to set a woman's van on fire after she fell asleep during sex.
46-year-old Gregory Smallwood is charged with attempted arson and aggravated menacing.
According to court records, the alleged victim says Smallwood woke her up about 4:00 am on June 30th.
She said he became angry after she fell asleep twice and doused her van with lighter fluid and threatened to do the same to her.
Smallwood has been ordered to stay away from the woman.
Story (http://www.local12.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=f326fb7b-58f9-465f-bbd3-6cffa2914525)
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Sorry but if she fell asleep during sex then It's probably a good bet it wasn'ther fault. The only time u have even had something remotely like this is when the woman I was dating shared 5 pitchers of beer between me and her and then after we got back to her place after all that we both passed out about the same time. Hardly a need to set anything on fire.
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It's just a teeny coincidence Mr. Smallwood couldn't keep her awake.
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It's just a teeny coincidence Mr. Smallwood couldn't keep her awake.
ya think? :rofl:
that one still kills me. :-)
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He's more twig and less branch.
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He's more twig and less branch.
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smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)
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He's more twig and less branch.
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smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)
It's sad, not only is he a twig, he can't even fire up a van. :rofl:
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He's more twig and less branch.
:rofl:
smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)
It's sad, not only is he a twig, he can't even fire up a van. :rofl:
mr. smallwood had multiple shortcomings that night.
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He's more twig and less branch.
:rofl:
smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)
It's sad, not only is he a twig, he can't even fire up a van. :rofl:
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WTF? Lighter fluid...what like two ounces??? What was that going to do??? Scar the paint?
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He's more twig and less branch.
:rofl:
smallwood is better than nowood at all, I suppose. :-)
It's sad, not only is he a twig, he can't even fire up a van. :rofl:
:rotf:
WTF? Lighter fluid...what like two ounces??? What was that going to do??? Scar the paint?
I'm surprised he just didn't egg and TP the house. LOL
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I'm surprised he just didn't egg and TP the house. LOL
:loser: :lmao:
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So, tell us brothas, if a woman had a choice, would it be length? Or width? No, length AND width isn't a choice. :-)
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So, tell us brothas, if a woman had a choice, would it be length? Or width? No, length AND width isn't a choice. :-)
Girth over length.
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So, tell us brothas, if a woman had a choice, would it be length? Or width? No, length AND width isn't a choice. :-)
I'm blessed with both. :-)
I just wish more places stocked the larger condoms.
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So, tell us brothas, if a woman had a choice, would it be length? Or width? No, length AND width isn't a choice. :-)
I'm blessed with both. :-)
I just wish more places stocked the larger condoms.
Do you get an order of thumb tacks with'em?
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Size does turn them on but finding out they don't have a bottomless pit also turns them off right quick.