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Title: I am Death on Wheels.
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 11, 2014, 11:04:30 AM

Yesterday I ran over a cute little squirrel.
A week or so ago it was a little bunny.

At work they made fun of my anguish...they said it was just something more for my crock pot.
I would brake for them, but they dart out in front of me. Its not my fault.

Whats ironic is I just bought pork chops. They were in my car on the way home when I decimated the urban wildlife yet again...so I am using my crock pot right after this incident.
I'll think about you, little squirrel, as I dine on another dead animal tonight.

Title: Re: I am Death on Wheels.
Post by: thundley4 on November 11, 2014, 02:09:34 PM

That was some other squirrel's brother/sister/son/daughter. They are grieving in their leaf lined nest.

Title: Re: I am Death on Wheels.
Post by: obumazombie on November 11, 2014, 02:12:49 PM

Yesterday a swooping ptarmigan forced me to swerve ...right into an erstwhile adorable bunnyrabbit.

Title: Re: I am Death on Wheels.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 12, 2014, 10:10:52 AM

Quote from: obumazombie on November 11, 2014, 02:12:49 PM

Yesterday a swooping ptarmigan forced me to swerve ...right into an erstwhile adorable bunnyrabbit.

I wouldn't have swerved. :whistling: