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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on November 10, 2014, 09:25:06 AM
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I suppose it'll be a big hit at the DUmp . . . From The Daily Sheeple.
Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
The Daily Sheeple www.TheDailySheeple.com November 9th, 2014 Reader Views: 705 Comments (7)
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Sure. The world may be in chaos. The ISIS terror threat our government helped fund, arm and train may be growing at an exponential rate despite continued airstrikes (at Syria’s oil infrastructure and grain silos) and despite continued U.S. troop deployment to Iraq (you know, where Obama promised there wouldn’t be any boots on the ground).
There may be a deadly Ebola outbreak killing thousands of people across the globe and counting, with millions of doses of an experimental vaccine being rushed to market without anything resembling proper scientific safety testing.
We may be eating genetically modified science experiments that produce their own pesticide on our dinner plates every night without any basic labeling on our food packages to let us know it’s in there.
Our government may, in consort with Saudi Arabia, be artificially lowering the price of gasoline to the point that it’s cheaper than milk in order to further stoke the Cold War with Russia into a Hot War that could lead to World War III.
There may be massive geoengineering projects underway that are murdering the planet on a daily basis despite the fact that the American government refuses to even confirm they are happening, let alone exactly how far down the rabbit hole goes, and there are no laws or public debate about whether or not Uncle Sam should even be tinkering with the weather in the first place (California drought, anyone?)
In the vernacular of the DUmp, "Pass the bong, duuuude!" :stoner: :stoner:
The rest is here: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/who-cares-about-anything-when-pepsi-is-testing-a-doritos-flavored-mountain-dew_112014
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Umm, no. No, thanks. No.
You'd have to be stoned off your ass in order for this to sound appetizing. :puke:
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"I want Doritos but I'm too high to chew."
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My son told me this last night. I thought he was joking. It sounds nasty. I love Mt Dew; but just the original....the new flavors don't do it for me.
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But is it crunchy?
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YUCK!
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Will it be sold at Taco Bell? :o
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Will it be sold at Taco Bell? :o
Pretty sure that they are owned by the same company, so it makes sense.
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Will it be sold at Taco Bell? :o
Taco Bell has the Baja Blast Mt Dew. My son loves that flavor. You can only get it there, though. I haven't seen it in any stores.