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Title: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: BattleHymn on November 05, 2014, 05:49:11 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025770638

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 03:48 PM
SummerSnow (4,372 posts)

Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren for POTUS and VPOTUS

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/idiot_zps3a6446c0.jpg)

whichever office they serve.

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 03:50 PM
Star Member Autumn (17,903 posts)
1. Yeah I can get behind that.

Yeah, me too!!   :popcorn:

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 03:51 PM
Star Member brooklynite (17,344 posts)
2. Great! Show me that they can win.

Last time I checked, the goal of the Presidential ticket was to win the election; not make the activists feel good.

Shut up, you!  This is a winning ticket!!

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:04 PM
Star Member Scuba (41,008 posts)
4. I'd love to see this. I'd give time and money to support this.

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:05 PM
Star Member frazzled (12,232 posts)
5. Because last night showed the country is really so progressive

I think I'm living in a different universe from everyone here sometimes.

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:06 PM
Star Member NYC Liberal (16,347 posts)
6. Who will replace them in the Senate?

Any suggestions?

Quite frankly, I'd rather not give up two Senate seats -- even in states like Vermont and Massachusetts.

Wait- you're worried about your Senate seats in your "blue" states?  You guys sure are talking like a REGIONAL party would talk, if they had to risk Senate seats... 

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:10 PM
HereSince1628 (29,288 posts)
7. Yes. One of them as executive, I'm ok with, but the other must stay in the senate!

Deploying one of them to a position of insignificance would be awful for progressives.

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:28 PM
Star Member NYC Liberal (16,347 posts)
8. We need as many progressives in Congress as possible.

If there are no progressives in Congress, it won't matter WHO we elect. President Sanders gets nothing done with a Republican Congress.

You had your chance last night.  We won.  So, sit down, and shut up. 

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:31 PM
HereSince1628 (29,288 posts)
10. Sanders or Warren would never be elected without a progressive wave AND

remember 3rd way dems triangulate on success.

If Sanders or Warren succeeded and brought half a dozen lefter-er dems into the senate and a dozen or so representatives, the 'pragmatists' would suddenly be singing songs about unity, fraternity and equality.

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:31 PM
hifiguy (16,059 posts)
9. Where do I sign up?

Just let me know.

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:38 PM
JaneyVee (8,655 posts)
11. I would take a hiatus from my job to campaign for them.

And by campaign I mean try to get an actual position on the official campaign strategy team, bus tours and all. And I would try to make it permanent if they win the WH.

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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 04:40 PM
Dwayne Hicks (404 posts)
14. Though I would welcome it greatly!

It's nothing more than wishful thinking. They would have almost no chance at being electable unfortunately.

Debbie Downer. 
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: FlaGator on November 05, 2014, 05:59:22 PM
...when losing the Senate just isn't enough.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: 67 Rover on November 05, 2014, 06:14:15 PM
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Wed Nov 5, 2014, 03:48 PM
SummerSnow (4,372 posts)

Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren for POTUS and VPOTUS



whichever office they serve.


Now if we could just find the right combination it just might work.  :whatever:
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: BattleHymn on November 05, 2014, 06:17:03 PM
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/idiot_zps3a6446c0.jpg)

Democrats:  The party of old white people. 
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 05, 2014, 06:18:51 PM
Ummm, Bernie isn't actually a Democrat, DUmmies...

 :hammer:

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: delilahmused on November 05, 2014, 06:22:47 PM
I'd so love to see that! A ticket with my Cattle Dog and Bloodhound could win!

Cindie
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: Big Dog on November 05, 2014, 06:24:15 PM
Ummm, Bernie isn't actually a Democrat, DUmmies...

 :hammer:

 :popcorn:

Details, details. Warren isn't actually an Indian, and Obama isn't actually an American.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 05, 2014, 07:52:31 PM
I agree, They both should quit the senate and work full time on the campaign.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: Skul on November 05, 2014, 08:12:27 PM
Cankles and the Faux.
If it were the other way around, the Faux would be offed in short order.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: El Jefe on November 05, 2014, 08:18:37 PM
Cankles and the Faux.
If it were the other way around, the Faux would be offed in short order.

I'm not seeing the problem.  :naughty: :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: Skul on November 05, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
True how true.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 05, 2014, 08:27:48 PM
I want one of those spots for the Kootch.

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/thekooch.jpg)

The man just exudes gravitas, or something.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: tanstaafl on November 05, 2014, 08:58:44 PM
Ummm, Bernie isn't actually a Democrat, DUmmies...

 :hammer:

 :popcorn:

Yeah, DAT. One would wonder why Fauxahontas would want to slit her political throat by running second fiddle with a Socialist.

Tho', it would be interesting to see the Republican Presidential candidate's Electroral College votes exceed a Sanders/Warren ticket's total votes.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: BattleHymn on November 05, 2014, 08:59:06 PM
I can't really fault the primitives on their choice of a dream team.  After the drubbings they took to their bench in 2010, 2012, and now 2014, they really don't have much to choose from anymore. 

Turns out three election's worth of crushing defeats in the state legislatures and gubernatorial races are leaving a mark, eh DUmmies?
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 05, 2014, 09:32:58 PM
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Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren for POTUS and VPOTUS

I knew it, before I clicked.

Please (D)Ummies..... MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 05, 2014, 09:35:03 PM
Details, details. Warren isn't actually an Indian, and Obama isn't actually an American.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: BattleHymn on November 05, 2014, 09:37:41 PM
Details, details. Warren isn't actually an Indian, and Obama isn't actually an American.

I think Gobucks pointed out that she in indeed an indian:  You've got the woo-woo kind, the red dot kind, and now the fake kind. 

Warren falls in the the last of those categories. 


I also offer up this indisputable evidence:

(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/elizabeth_warren2.gi_.top_.jpg)
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: miskie on November 05, 2014, 09:38:56 PM
You want to run two Northeastern 'progressives' as your 2016 dream ticket ?

Yes...Do that, please....
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: Big Dog on November 06, 2014, 08:00:04 AM
I think Gobucks pointed out that she in indeed an indian:  You've got the woo-woo kind, the red dot kind, and now the fake kind. 

Warren falls in the the last of those categories. 


I also offer up this indisputable evidence:

(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/elizabeth_warren2.gi_.top_.jpg)

Hillary has cheekbones, too. They're under a protective layer of jowl armor.

(http://www.lifenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pichillary11.jpg)
"I was a Girl Scout, but I got kicked out for eating Brownies in my tent."
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 06, 2014, 11:06:45 AM
They had me at "President Sanders".  I couldn't read anymore without  :lol: :rofl: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 06, 2014, 12:50:24 PM
Here's the list for future democrat presidential candidates.

1. Black man....already used.
2.Bitter old white bitch....coming soon.
3.Flaming faggot......the more fabulous the better.
4.Bitter, illegal, black, Spanish speaking, butch lesbian.
5.Who gives a damn....we're done.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 06, 2014, 12:56:26 PM
Here's the list for future democrat presidential candidates.

1. Black man....already used.
2.Bitter old white bitch....coming soon.
3.Flaming faggot......the more fabulous the better.
4.Bitter, illegal, black, Spanish speaking, butch lesbian.
5.Who gives a damn....we're done.

I think you can strike off #3.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: Dori on November 06, 2014, 01:11:30 PM
They really are the fringe lunatics of the Demo party   :stoner:



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jmondine (1,581 posts)

This was the message from voters to the Dems... [View all]
 
1. We support a progressive agenda.
2. You did not represent that agenda.

Period.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5773020

^This is pretty much what Obama said yesterday.  That he also heard from the 2/3 of the voters that didn't bother to vote.


Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 06, 2014, 02:03:49 PM
DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi, the DUmp punchboard, having been used, abused, and discarded by countless former boyfriends, makes a rare appearance:

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Thu Nov 6, 2014, 12:35 AM
Sarah Ibarruri (21,041 posts)
24. Incorrect. The message from Democrat voters to their candidates was:

We are toddlers. Unless we get *everything* and unless you get us all excited, we will NOT go to the polls.

Meanwhile, Republican voters were voting en masse ONLY to keep Democrats from occupying positions in govt.

The end result is what we keep seeing.

Only one thing can be said: That lib voters are not too bright.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 06, 2014, 02:09:29 PM
DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi, the DUmp punchboard, having been used, abused, and discarded by countless former boyfriends, makes a rare appearance:

And, an even rarer moment of lucidity.

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Only one thing can be said: That lib voters are not too bright.
Title: Re: primitives pick a winning team for 2016
Post by: DefiantSix on November 07, 2014, 12:27:38 AM
Democrats:  The party of old white people. 

Yup.  (http://images.topix.com/gallery/up-CK442KIM98L4MAHG.jpg)