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Title: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: VivisMom on November 05, 2014, 08:47:01 AM
Uh-oh, looks like one of the inmates may be seeing the light:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025765728

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upaloopa (4,915 posts)

We here on DU do not represent Americans.

That should be obvious this morning.
Seems to me we live on an island here.
For all our telling ourselves how much more intelligent we are compared to the rest of America, it didn't help anything yesterday.
Reality sinks in now.
We can't make it go away.
For me I will turn to some of the good things that still exist. A walk along the beach. A long motorcycle ride. Some good music.
And I will remain possitive thinking there is a better time coming.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: Gina on November 05, 2014, 08:54:02 AM
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upaloopa (4,915 posts)

We here on DU do not represent Americans.


 :panic: THANK THE LORD JESUS MY SAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :panic:

(https://zulu7772013.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/wpid-screenshot_2014-04-30-19-43-271.png)
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: JakeStyle on November 05, 2014, 09:03:52 AM
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Seems to me we live on an island here.
Ha!   :lol:
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2014, 09:07:20 AM
I'm still waiting to hear from the MastersNumbSkull, his take on this.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: Carl on November 05, 2014, 09:09:03 AM
Hey lurking DUmbasses,welcome to the real world you ****ed up lunatics.  :bird:
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: JakeStyle on November 05, 2014, 09:10:38 AM
I'm still waiting to hear from the MastersNumbSkull, his take on this.

Seems like the more prominent DUmmies are laying low this morning, probably nursing world-class hangovers.

* I spoke too soon, ProSense & Stinky are back from the dead.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 05, 2014, 09:15:13 AM
I'm still waiting to hear from the MastersNumbSkull, his take on this.


(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0403572db613ee7de6ef73a2725bf8a/tumblr_mkp1akfXL01riae2mo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 05, 2014, 09:29:18 AM
A DUmmie has a transient lucid moment...I'm sure it will pass.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: Big Dog on November 05, 2014, 11:36:31 AM
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upaloopa (4,915 posts)

We here on DU do not represent Americans.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

And it only took 14 years for that realization to appear.

DUmbasses, your denial of reality is like bacon-wrapped prime rib to me. Your angst is like twice-baked potatoes. Your recrimination against your own party is like a carrot cake with thick cream cheese frosting, and your attacks on each other is like a big cup of black coffee.  Your suicidal ideation is like Bulleit's bourbon, and your public self-immolation on Election night was like a Camacho Triple Maduro 6x60 cigar.

Please continue, while I savor it all.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: BattleHymn on November 05, 2014, 11:57:50 AM
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Seems to me we live on an island here.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/skinssisland.jpg)

Yup.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: USA4ME on November 05, 2014, 12:05:47 PM
Don't represent America? You don't even resemble a human being, you kook.

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Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2014, 12:23:17 PM
Don't represent America? You don't even resemble a human being, you kook.

^^^ :rotf:
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 05, 2014, 03:19:56 PM
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upaloopa (4,915 posts)

We here on DU do not represent Americans.  No you don't

That should be obvious this morning. I would hope so
Seems to me we live on an island here. Ever hear of Skin's Island?
For all our telling ourselves how much more intelligent we are compared to the rest of America, it didn't help anything yesterday. That's because you aren't more intelligent than the rest of us.  We have been telling you that for years but you are too stupid to understand what we have been saying.
Reality sinks in now. It's about time
We can't make it go away. Nor should you.  Embrace it.  It's for your own good in the end
For me I will turn to some of the good things that still exist. A walk along the beach. A long motorcycle ride. Some good music. Now you are starting to sound normal and sane
And I will remain possitive thinking there is a better time coming.  Yes.  In 2016 when a Conservative is elected President to end this national nightmare we have been living under since January 20, 2009
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 05, 2014, 03:52:18 PM
How sad...

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/freedumb2003/file-3.gif) (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/freedumb2003/media/file-3.gif.html)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/freedumb2003/raining-on-me-sad.gif) (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/freedumb2003/media/raining-on-me-sad.gif.html)
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: VivisMom on November 05, 2014, 04:53:44 PM
How sad...

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/freedumb2003/file-3.gif) (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/freedumb2003/media/file-3.gif.html)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/freedumb2003/raining-on-me-sad.gif) (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/freedumb2003/media/raining-on-me-sad.gif.html)

High Five for the Sad Doctor gif.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 05, 2014, 06:33:27 PM
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upaloopa (4,915 posts)

We here on DU do not represent Americans.

That should be obvious this morning.
Seems to me we live on an island here.
For all our telling ourselves how much more intelligent we are compared to the rest of America, it didn't help anything yesterday.
Reality sinks in now.
We can't make it go away.
For me I will turn to some of the good things that still exist. A walk along the beach. A long motorcycle ride. Some good music.
And I will remain possitive thinking there is a better time coming.

Now this is some effective moling here.
First the mole states the obvious to the Dump.
Then piles on with the more intelligent statement. After that, said mole depresses the rest of the dummies by reminding them that they are really insignificant and worthless

Winds it up by saying happier days will be coming. Sounds really depressed over the election and beats the dummies over the head with it.

As always, I can neither confirm nor deny... ya all know the rest.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: delilahmused on November 05, 2014, 06:45:37 PM
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And I will remain possitive thinking there is a better time coming.

The smart people can't spell positive!

cindie
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 05, 2014, 08:24:43 PM
DU represents DU only.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 05, 2014, 08:31:32 PM
:panic: THANK THE LORD JESUS MY SAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :panic:

(https://zulu7772013.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/wpid-screenshot_2014-04-30-19-43-271.png)

You know it! :hi5:

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upaloopa (4,915 posts)

We here on DU do not represent Americans.

That should be obvious this morning.
Seems to me we live on an island here.
For all our telling ourselves how much more intelligent we are compared to the rest of America, it didn't help anything yesterday.
Reality sinks in now.
We can't make it go away.
For me I will turn to some of the good things that still exist. A walk along the beach. A long motorcycle ride. Some good music.
And I will remain possitive thinking there is a better time coming.

....and that will never stop.

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And I will remain possitive thinking there is a better time coming.

Nope. Sorry.  Global Warming before then.  We are constantly told the sCienCe is settled.  See ya.  Bye.  No argument.  No debate.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: El Jefe on November 05, 2014, 08:41:42 PM
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is like Bulleit's bourbon

Thats good hooch, tho I like the rye better.  :hyper: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: Big Dog on November 05, 2014, 09:20:11 PM
Thats good hooch, tho I like the rye better.  :hyper: :cheersmate:

I've been meaning to try the rye, but haven't seen it locally or at Ft Riley's Class VI.
Title: Re: Dumpmonkey: We Don't Represent America
Post by: Boudicca on November 05, 2014, 10:24:26 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

And it only took 14 years for that realization to appear.

DUmbasses, your denial of reality is like bacon-wrapped prime rib to me. Your angst is like twice-baked potatoes. Your recrimination against your own party is like a carrot cake with thick cream cheese frosting, and your attacks on each other is like a big cup of black coffee.  Your suicidal ideation is like Bulleit's bourbon, and your public self-immolation on Election night was like a Camacho Triple Maduro 6x60 cigar.

Please continue, while I savor it all.

Damn it, BigDawg, just when I thought it was safe to treat myself and hubby to our favorite steakhouse, ya gotta go equate the yummies with the DUmmies.  Plus, ya owe me a gallon of brain bleach.
But I'll settle for a mutual  :hi5: :cheerleader: :cheerleader2:
 :libssuck: :-)