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Title: So.........
Post by: BEG on July 10, 2008, 10:01:08 PM
My moonbat brother, the one that lives with my Dad and is closer to 50 than 40 called me today.  He said, "Julie, it looks like I just might vote for McCain".  I swear to GOD, and I don't take that lightly, this is not a bouncy.    :innocent:
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: Splashdown on July 10, 2008, 10:03:22 PM
What? Nobody jumped out of the bushes?????   :-)
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Post by: Rebel on July 10, 2008, 10:05:58 PM
2 bongs.
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Post by: BEG on July 10, 2008, 10:19:45 PM
What? Nobody jumped out of the bushes?????   :-)

Unfortunately no, as I was sitting in my house at my computer while talking to him on the phone.  I knew I should have sat outside, surely I would have seen a cop or two in my bushes.
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: BEG on July 10, 2008, 10:20:04 PM
2 bongs.

I never lie, I swear.   :innocent:
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: Rebel on July 10, 2008, 10:25:10 PM
surely I would have seen a cop or two in my bushes.

....must......not.......make........joke...........   :-)
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: BEG on July 10, 2008, 10:29:00 PM
surely I would have seen a cop or two in my bushes.

....must......not.......make........joke...........   :-)


He hehehe, I was wondering which one of you would say something.
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Post by: Miss Mia on July 10, 2008, 10:29:55 PM
surely I would have seen a cop or two in my bushes.

....must......not.......make........joke...........   :-)


:rofl:
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Post by: Lord Undies on July 10, 2008, 10:49:36 PM
So, So,
Suck a toe,
All the way to Mexico.


(my mind wanders)
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: asdf2231 on July 10, 2008, 11:22:40 PM
What? Nobody jumped out of the bushes?????   :-)

Unfortunately no, as I was sitting in my house at my computer while talking to him on the phone.  I knew I should have sat outside, surely I would have seen a cop or two in my bushes.

Usually those are issued One Each.

Have you registered with Guinness?
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Post by: Airwolf on July 11, 2008, 05:40:08 PM
Needs work. One and a half at least,LOL.
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Post by: Chris_ on July 11, 2008, 05:42:34 PM
What? Nobody jumped out of the bushes?????   :-)

Unfortunately no, as I was sitting in my house at my computer while talking to him on the phone.  I knew I should have sat outside, surely I would have seen a cop or two in my bushes.

Usually those are issued One Each.

Have you registered with Guinness?

Now that's multi-tasking!   :rotf:
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: Uhhuh35 on July 11, 2008, 06:30:58 PM
My moonbat brother, the one that lives with my Dad and is closer to 50 than 40 called me today.  He said, "Julie, it looks like I just might vote for McCain".  I swear to GOD, and I don't take that lightly, this is not a bouncy. :innocent:
Well he's obviously a racist!

Just kidding BEG, don't smite me! :-)
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: CactusCarlos on July 11, 2008, 06:33:01 PM
My moonbat brother, the one that lives with my Dad and is closer to 50 than 40 called me today.  He said, "Julie, it looks like I just might vote for McCain".  I swear to GOD, and I don't take that lightly, this is not a bouncy.    :innocent:

Started with "So" and there was a conversion of sorts - one bong!  :-)
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: BEG on July 11, 2008, 07:21:32 PM
My moonbat brother, the one that lives with my Dad and is closer to 50 than 40 called me today.  He said, "Julie, it looks like I just might vote for McCain".  I swear to GOD, and I don't take that lightly, this is not a bouncy.    :innocent:

Started with "So" and there was a conversion of sorts - one bong!  :-)

Woo Hoo.....I win!   :-)
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Post by: Schadenfreude on July 11, 2008, 07:37:22 PM
Wow, he must really be a racist.  :evillaugh:
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Post by: BEG on July 11, 2008, 07:48:34 PM
Wow, he must really be a racist.  :evillaugh:

LMAO....my grandma must of gotten to him.  She called me about a month ago and said in horror, "Well Julie, do you know we could have a BLACK (in a whisper) in the White House soon?"  This is the same Grandma who told me in 2004 that we needed a change and she was voting for Kerry.   :p
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Post by: Schadenfreude on July 11, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
Wow, he must really be a racist.  :evillaugh:

LMAO....my grandma must of gotten to him.  She called me about a month ago and said in horror, "Well Julie, do you know we could have a BLACK (in a whisper) in the White House soon?"  This is the same Grandma who told me in 2004 that we needed a change and she was voting for Kerry.   :p

Typical white granny.  :whatever: Two bongs!
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Post by: BEG on July 11, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
Wow, he must really be a racist.  :evillaugh:

LMAO....my grandma must of gotten to him.  She called me about a month ago and said in horror, "Well Julie, do you know we could have a BLACK (in a whisper) in the White House soon?"  This is the same Grandma who told me in 2004 that we needed a change and she was voting for Kerry.   :p

Typical white granny.  :whatever: Two bongs!

This granny isn't typical.  She is the granny from HELL.
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: Crazy Horse on July 11, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
Wow, he must really be a racist.  :evillaugh:

LMAO....my grandma must of gotten to him.  She called me about a month ago and said in horror, "Well Julie, do you know we could have a BLACK (in a whisper) in the White House soon?"  This is the same Grandma who told me in 2004 that we needed a change and she was voting for Kerry.   :p

Just quit while you're ahead................no reason to start grandma under the bus and back again stories............... :loser:

Personally, 1/2 a bong and it was a stretchy and not a bouncy.
Title: Re: So.........
Post by: BEG on July 11, 2008, 08:27:18 PM
Wow, he must really be a racist.  :evillaugh:

LMAO....my grandma must of gotten to him.  She called me about a month ago and said in horror, "Well Julie, do you know we could have a BLACK (in a whisper) in the White House soon?"  This is the same Grandma who told me in 2004 that we needed a change and she was voting for Kerry.   :p

Just quit while you're ahead................no reason to start grandma under the bus and back again stories............... :loser:

Personally, 1/2 a bong and it was a stretchy and not a bouncy.

LOL damn, I was trying. 
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Post by: DixieBelle on July 11, 2008, 09:18:36 PM
Well since you "swear" I gotta give you 2 bongs. But extra credit for working in grandma.
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Post by: Wretched Excess on July 11, 2008, 09:32:56 PM
Well since you "swear" I gotta give you 2 bongs. But extra credit for working in grandma.

I still can't believe that she is a grandma :o