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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on November 01, 2014, 12:02:15 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018684034
This was so damn stupid, I almost didn't row it back over. Being as it looks like another Slim Pickings Saturday over at the DUmp, you take what you can find, though.
Fri Oct 31, 2014, 11:20 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,975 posts)
OMG! Just had a "Republican" trick or treat me!!!
The little guy was in dress cloths and a red tie. He even had a Vote Republican button on. What really cracked me up was the Vampire teeth!
LOVED IT!
Fri Oct 31, 2014, 11:52 PM
orleans (23,431 posts)
1. that's cute--and original
and creative!
i live in a red area & i've never seen such creativity as little vampire republicans around here!
Sat Nov 1, 2014, 12:09 AM
AnotherDreamWeaver (1,880 posts)
2. did you give him extra? Republicans always want extra. nt
Sat Nov 1, 2014, 01:34 AM
Star Member pinboy3niner (38,925 posts)
5. If he were a real Republican...
...your job would be downsized and offshored and your safety net benefits would be cut and shortened.
He could have worn a death mask, same thing...
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"...so I took half HIS candy and slammed the door in his face!"
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If it were a real event the dem (Amber) would have taken all of the republican's candy, redistributed it to herself, and then ordered him to go get her some more.
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If it were a real event the dem (Amber) would have taken all of the republican's candy, redistributed it to herself, and then ordered him to go get her some more.
We both know that HAMber didn't get to the size she is by chowing down on salads, my friend.
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There was no need for HAMber to pilfer little children's Halloween bags for candy. She could have got plenty for herself.
All she had to do is put on a black spandex suit, and go as a garbage bag full of creamed corn.
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The little guy was in dress cloths
I have a pet peeve. It seems all the DUmmies misspell clothes. They always say this "cloths" idiocy. It makes me picture someone draped in rags. Don't be so ignorant, DUmbasses. And your story was stupid, too, Amber. This didn't happen. Little kids don't think this way when picking out what to dress as. :bs:
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I have a pet peeve. It seems all the DUmmies misspell clothes. They always say this "cloths" idiocy.
Hey now, don't harsh HAMber's mellow. You know she's going to be following in nads' hoofsteps, working for a newspaper, right?
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I just realized it's been a year since LFR went back to AZ to find her happiness.
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Yes, time flies.
Why isn't she busy at work on election eve weekend instead of posting her lame lies at the DUmp? She ought to be polling if she wants her stories straight.
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Why isn't she busy at work on election eve weekend instead of posting her lame lies at the DUmp? She ought to be polling if she wants her stories straight.
Amber's probably already quit that job, in anticipation of getting that journo job.
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People who live in section 8 housing know to not open their doors after dark...Halloween or not.
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I have a pet peeve. It seems all the DUmmies misspell clothes. They always say this "cloths" idiocy. It makes me picture someone draped in rags. Don't be so ignorant, DUmbasses. And your story was stupid, too, Amber. This didn't happen. Little kids don't think this way when picking out what to dress as. :bs:
Dummies always seem to be dressed in rags so I guess it fits. :cheersmate:
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All she had to do is put on a black spandex suit, and go as a garbage bag full of creamed corn.
:rotf: :rotf: :hi5: :rofl:
I have a pet peeve. It seems all the DUmmies misspell clothes. They always say this "cloths" idiocy. It makes me picture someone draped in rags.
The only things they have to relate to are their own life experiences, as empirical observation is advanced technology to the cargo cult primitives. Dress up a scarecrow in front of their tenement and hope de gubbermint man come by wit de cloths.
Don't be so ignorant, DUmbasses.
*coffee spew* Yeah, right......
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I just realized it's been a year since LFR went back to AZ to find her happiness.
Probably ran out of cigar store Indians and shelters to crash at.
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Big Dog just posted a similar story about his fellow purportedly extinct canine brethren. It's too bad the 2 stories couldn't tie together and a real meat eating hungry white creature appeared on her doorstep.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=98963.msg1245887;topicseen#new (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=98963.msg1245887;topicseen#new)
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People who live in section 8 housing know to not open their doors after dark...Halloween or not.
And the staff doesn't let kids in costumes trick or treat the padded "apartments" in the State Hospital. It gets the patients all riled up, and then they're cleaning excrement and green Jell-o off the ceilings for weeks.