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Title: Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 31, 2014, 09:05:25 AM
Not quite sure what to say about this one.

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Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police

Megan Davis Hoelting, 31, allegedly snuck into the sleeping man's bedroom in only a nightgown and began to perform fellatio, according to a felony criminal complaint. Her arrest Monday was her fourth this month.

BY Rachelle Blidner /

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS /

Published: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 10:04 PM/Updated: Thursday, October 30, 2014, 10:04 PM

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/hoelting.jpg)

A Texas woman was arrested after allegedly breaking into the home of her husband's friend and sexually assaulting him, police said.
 
In her fourth arrest this month, Megan Davis Hoelting, 31, was charged with burglary with the intent of sexual offense Tuesday.
 
Hoelting told police that, in just a nightgown, she snuck into her husband's friend's bedroom while he was sleeping Monday night, according to a felony criminal complaint obtained by The Smoking Gun.
 
Hoelting said she took off her nightgown and, in just underwear, got into the man's bed. She said she wrapped her legs around the man's waist and kissed him, according to the complaint.

The man said he woke up to find someone on top of him, "fondling his genitals" and "attempting to perform fellatio upon him," according to the complaint.

It gets . . . better . . . http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-woman-sexually-assaults-friend-police-article-1.1993840?utm_source=Daily+News+2014&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=DailyNews_2014_608137&utm_content=231378232&utm_term=_608137_608170

Fourth arrest this month.  Is she trying for some sort of record?
 
Title: Re: Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police
Post by: dutch508 on October 31, 2014, 09:22:26 AM
And he called the cops?

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police
Post by: Chris_ on October 31, 2014, 09:27:37 AM
Looks like she's missing a few chromosomes.
Title: Re: Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police
Post by: wasp69 on October 31, 2014, 04:00:12 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on October 31, 2014, 09:27:37 AM
Looks like she's missing a few chromosomes.

From the description in the complaint, it sounds like she was trying to get them...
Title: Re: Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police
Post by: Big Dog on October 31, 2014, 04:29:29 PM
I feel for the guy. I can't count the number of times I've been awakened by women who broke into my house to blow me.

It gives a whole new meaning to "I don't dial 911.'
Title: Re: Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police
Post by: obumazombie on October 31, 2014, 05:26:33 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on October 31, 2014, 04:29:29 PM
I feel for the guy. I can't count the number of times I've been awakened by women who broke into my house to blow me.

It gives a whole new meaning to "I don't dial 911.'
If anything I think Ferguson has taught us...hands up, don't dial.
Title: Re: Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police
Post by: FlaGator on October 31, 2014, 06:22:10 PM
Doesn't he know that "Snitches get stitches"
Title: Re: Texas woman broke into husband's friend's home, sexually assaulted him: police
Post by: obumazombie on October 31, 2014, 06:23:46 PM
Quote from: FlaGator on October 31, 2014, 06:22:10 PM
Doesn't he know that "Snitches get stitches"
Be careful where you put those stitches, and those snitches !