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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2014, 03:37:09 PM

Title: Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresn
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2014, 03:37:09 PM: Gotta love it when they wound themselves. And, look at this guy--he's going to be . . . um, . . . 'popular' in prison. :whistling:

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Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresno

You don't join a gang because you are intelligent and have career options in life. You join a gang because you're an idiot who can't grasp that "thug life" is only going to lead you to an early grave, or to a government-mandated dating program where a larger, strong inmate is going to name you "Sally." The most recent rocket scientist to figure this out in Fresno, California, is Sally- er, Randy Mcbride.

(http://cdn.bearingarms.com/uploads/2014/10/Randy-McBride.jpeg)
Randy Mcbride's flowing hair and delicate features are sure to be a hit in the California prison system.

What did Mr. Mcbride did to earn the attention of the Fresno PD? Not much, other than nearly neutering himself with a sawed-off shotgun:

You have to go to the link for the other two paragraphs . . . http://bearingarms.com/incompetent-gang-bangers-shoot-second-night-row-fresno/

He's going to have lots of dates. :whistling:
Title: Re: Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresn
Post by: obumazombie on October 28, 2014, 03:46:04 PM: He might have saved himself from worse injury by pulling his pants up.
Title: Re: Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresn
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 28, 2014, 03:50:33 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2014, 03:37:09 PM
Gotta love it when they wound themselves. And, look at this guy--he's going to be . . . um, . . . 'popular' in prison. :whistling:

You have to go to the link for the other two paragraphs . . . http://bearingarms.com/incompetent-gang-bangers-shoot-second-night-row-fresno/

He's going to have lots of dates. :whistling:

(http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac310/thejeb24/austin-powers-man-baby_zps4ebe8b3f.jpg)
Title: Re: Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresn
Post by: Gina on October 28, 2014, 04:17:46 PM: I thought that was a woman!! OMG he's pretty for a woman! He needs to be cutting that hair :rotf:
Title: Re: Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresn
Post by: thundley4 on October 28, 2014, 04:22:18 PM: Quote from: Gina on October 28, 2014, 04:17:46 PM
I thought that was a woman!! OMG he's pretty for a woman! He needs to be cutting that hair :rotf:

If he doesn't cut his hair, his new boyfriends will use it like reins.
Title: Re: Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresn
Post by: vesta111 on October 29, 2014, 02:39:47 PM: Quote from: Gina on October 28, 2014, 04:17:46 PM
I thought that was a woman!! OMG he's pretty for a woman! He needs to be cutting that hair :rotf:

Hair Cuts are expensive, no longer do we have A SHAVE AND A HAIR CUT,--2 BITS.
Title: Re: Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresn
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 01, 2014, 05:37:54 PM: Darwin Award? :fuelfire: