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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on October 26, 2014, 11:51:19 AM
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Coolest Ranger (472 posts)
Thought I should update you on the call I had with the Producers
It not only went well, it went exceptional. They were so impressed with the way my manager handled the call and how I conducted myself as soon as I described the series they were interested in, I swear I could almost hear them wetting themselves on the phone. The Producers gatekeeper reached out to me later in the day and told me that he had never seen his boss so excited about a project and how far along we were.
As of this morning I have been asked to prepare a full package for the studio. My manager and I have been on the phone almost every day this week. He's got 30 years in the business and he tells me there's an 80 percent chance we are going to have a sale. So let me shut my mouth, get off here so I can get to work on preparing this package. Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers. I'm so humbled this morning. Cheers.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025716891
You might recall that Coolest Ranger, one of the less-articulate DUmmies (yet a pass will be given, because it appears from his pic that he has suffered significant trauma to his head),
is an aspiring writer. In past years he informed the DUmmies that unnamed sources were on the verge of making him a bestselling author in the vein of Grisham (or at least a
version of Grisham that has suffered massive trauma to the head).
Now that Cordell is so famous, it's time for him to cash in on screens worldwide. The above seems to indicate that he is well on his way.
Never having heard of Cordell, and being a fan of metafiction in which the author may well use different media to tell a story, I allow that the post above is perhaps part of the story. In a
small way, then, I'M part of Cordell's story. If that's the case, I am sure Cordell and his many managers will edit this part out: Get help, Cordell. You're a worthless DUmmy.
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What network would buy a show made up of 7 seconds of a DUmmy masturbating to a picture of King Putt; and 46 minutes, 53 seconds of him licking Cheeto-colored splooge off his fingers?
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What network would buy a show made up of 7 seconds of a DUmmy masturbating to a picture of King Putt; and 46 minutes, 53 seconds of him licking Cheeto-colored splooge off his fingers?
Isn't that already most of MSNBC's lineup?
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Isn't that already most of MSNBC's lineup?
Pretty much, with the notable exception of the ManCow, who fingerbangs herself on camera for the only man who makes her wet- Putmos, Emperor of Denial.
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That is almost embarrassing.
Not though,another DUmp lunatic.
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His career is taking off just like Amber's and diabeticman's wife's.
Three DUmmies on the road to prosperity.
The scarecrow, the tin man, and the cowardly lion.
They're following the yellow brick road.