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Title: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: dutch508 on July 10, 2008, 03:29:47 PM
You know the story about the wisconsin feeks digging up a dead girl to f**k her, right?

The DUmp talks:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3596225

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FarceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Thu Jul-10-08 04:20 PM
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6. aww Cindy McCain's probably scared shitless this kind of law will pass in Arizona


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Dr.Phool  (1000+ posts)       Thu Jul-10-08 04:22 PM
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9. What if they just act like they're dead?


Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2008, 05:35:37 PM
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9. What if they just act like they're dead?

...they obviously made the mistake of going out with a DUmmie and are trying to end the date early.
 :uhsure:
Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: dandi on July 10, 2008, 07:44:37 PM
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FarceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Thu Jul-10-08 04:20 PM
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6. aww Cindy McCain's probably scared shitless this kind of law will pass in Arizona

One could say the same about Theresa Heinz Kerry. Prying Lurch out of the coffin once a year and giving him his Viagra IV to get his flag up to full-mast has to be a drag. Bet it takes a lot of gin-soaked raisins to get her psyched up for that. Or how about Kookcinich's hottie wife? Don't tell me her little pygmy doesn't get lost in the bushes sometimes.
Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 10, 2008, 07:45:17 PM
Why **** dead people??????????? Are they on drugs or something?????????  :mental:
Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2008, 08:10:04 PM
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FarceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Thu Jul-10-08 04:20 PM
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6. aww Cindy McCain's probably scared shitless this kind of law will pass in Arizona

One could say the same about Theresa Heinz Kerry. Prying Lurch out of the coffin once a year and giving him his Viagra IV to get his flag up to full-mast has to be a drag. Bet it takes a lot of gin-soaked raisins to get her psyched up for that. Or how about Kookcinich's hottie wife? Don't tell me her little pygmy doesn't get lost in the bushes sometimes.


It had to be said dandi! And you said it so well. :lmao:
Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: Rebel on July 10, 2008, 08:13:41 PM
Why **** dead people??????????? Are they on drugs or something?????????  :mental:

Who? The dead people?  :-)
Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2008, 08:15:19 PM
Why **** dead people??????????? Are they on drugs or something?????????  :mental:
Mostly formaldehyde.
Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: asdf2231 on July 10, 2008, 08:17:48 PM

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FarceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Thu Jul-10-08 04:20 PM
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6. aww Cindy McCain's probably scared shitless this kind of law will pass in Arizona

One could say the same about Theresa Heinz Kerry. Prying Lurch out of the coffin once a year and giving him his Viagra IV to get his flag up to full-mast has to be a drag. Bet it takes a lot of gin-soaked raisins to get her psyched up for that. Or how about Kookcinich's hottie wife? Don't tell me her little pygmy doesn't get lost in the bushes sometimes.



Denny the Elf's wife is a freaking HOTTIE!

(http://blog.washingtonpost.com/achenblog/kucinich%20and%20wife.jpg)

And the little SOB must be hung like a Donkey.  Either that or she has a Christmas Elf fetish.

(http://www.the-two-malcontents.com/wp-content/uploads/Kucinich-Elf2.jpg)

Because otherwise I just don't get it...
Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: Rebel on July 10, 2008, 08:25:32 PM
She does nothing for me.
Title: Re: Sex and Dead people...you know the DUmp is gonna talk about it...
Post by: Chris_ on July 11, 2008, 06:45:01 AM
She does nothing for me.

Agreed.....she isn't that hot and she is a flaming liberal.