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Title: Air Force Member Arrested After Giving Minnesota Cop A "Wet Willy"
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 22, 2014, 11:00:23 PM
Air Force Member Arrested After Giving Minnesota Cop A "Wet Willy"
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-gives-cop-wet-willy-671324

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An intoxicated member of the Air Force was arrested early Saturday after he gave a Minnesota cop a double “wet Willy,” according to cops.

As a Mankato Department of Public Safety officer was speaking with a municipal bus driver around 2:20 AM, the cop “felt two fingertips that were obvious to him as wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals,” according to a probable cause statement.

The officer turned around and saw a tall white male walking away. “I just gave the cop a wet Willie,” the suspect said as he joined a group of his friends.

Who does a "Wet Willy"????????????????????  :mental:
Title: Re: Air Force Member Arrested After Giving Minnesota Cop A "Wet Willy"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 22, 2014, 11:31:35 PM
What a remarkably bad idea.
Title: Re: Air Force Member Arrested After Giving Minnesota Cop A "Wet Willy"
Post by: DefiantSix on October 23, 2014, 12:24:11 AM
Apparently, he missed this little PSA...


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR465HoCWFQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Air Force Member Arrested After Giving Minnesota Cop A "Wet Willy"
Post by: Revolution on October 23, 2014, 12:41:22 AM
Air Force Member Arrested After Giving Minnesota Cop A "Wet Willy"
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-gives-cop-wet-willy-671324

Who does a "Wet Willy"???????????????????? :mental:

Someone who wants an unequal, but opposing, deserved reaction.