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Title: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 22, 2014, 06:55:52 PM

I was on my way to work. It was dark. I was on my way to work. The little guy darted out in front of me...I never even had a chance to brake.
Ba dump ba bump!

All day at work, I've felt bad. I like the little bunnies. I even took a different way home. It's not true, but I feel there is a little chalk outline of a bunny in the road.

Wah.

Title: Re: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: thundley4 on October 22, 2014, 07:09:24 PM

My wife hit one this summer. It wasn't near killed so every time we see a rabbit, I tell her it isn't the one because it isn't on crutches.

Title: Re: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 22, 2014, 08:40:41 PM

One less sodomite verministic bunny to doom humanity and ptarmigankind. God is pleased.  :yahoo:

Title: Re: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: EagleKeeper on October 22, 2014, 09:10:19 PM

A number of years ago my ex was using the push mower, because she was afraid of the lawn tractor.

Anyway, she whacked a whole nest of little baby bunnies.

I didn't see it as I was otherwise engaged.

She did explain to me, after having to take a bit to calm down, that she was just mowing along.

All the sudden the mower bogged down and bits of rabbit began to fly. By the time it takes to release the drive it's to late to do anything.

A number of years ago I also ran into a rabbits nest, the only thing I could think to do was to cover the survivors with a bathroom sized trash container. Just to keep them in the nest until I could figure out something else to do.

It didn't matter, by the next morning they were all gone.

Oh well, the cats ate well that day.

Title: Re: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2014, 09:14:57 PM

:rofl: That's bad.

The dog found a shallow hole a rabbit had put her babies in.  It wasn't even a burrow, just an indentation in the ground.  Scrappy got one of them, but I put it back.  I came out the next day and there wasn't anything left except bits of fur.

Title: Re: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: Revolution on October 23, 2014, 12:57:01 AM

This thread is full of carnage, and mayhem. I weep for all of rabbit kind.

Title: Re: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: njpines on October 23, 2014, 11:26:32 AM

I had a Maine Coon, Rolwfie, who would bring me parts of bunnies (and birds, mice, etc) as an "offering" I presume and place them on the porch steps. It was disturbing to say the least.

Title: Re: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 23, 2014, 11:28:04 AM

Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 22, 2014, 08:40:41 PM

One less sodomite verministic bunny to doom humanity and ptarmigankind. God is pleased.  :yahoo:

Right on cue :)

Title: Re: I done a bad thing. I ran over a bunny today.
Post by: obumazombie on October 23, 2014, 03:42:34 PM

Bunnies make the most of their sad little bunny eyes.