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Title: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 19, 2014, 11:39:17 PM
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Fri Oct 17, 2014, 09:45 PM
fizzgig (21,354 posts)

let's check in

things here are so much better than they were six months ago. i have been a bit bad lately about remembering my meds, but i'm feeling pretty even overall. there's a lot of upheaval coming at work in about six weeks and i'm going to have to take on a lot more responsibility, so i'm starting to prepare myself for that.

still seeing my therapist and the marriage counselor and both are working out pretty well. my best friend will be in from germany on monday and i can hardly contain myself.

hope you all are well.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515488

Whenever one of the nuthatch DUmmies posts one of these nut roll calls, I always hope to hear from some of the great nuts of the past, like poor stupid Beth, or LocoNuts, or Dennis the Menace, or bobbolink (who didn't realize she was crazy), but they continue to stay away.

All we get is hypochondriac Big Mo, who's crazy as a bedbug but not as entertaining as those icons.


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Sat Oct 18, 2014, 09:30 PM
Star Member mopinko (42,458 posts)
6. hangin in there.

not feeling like feeding the trolls today. but getting a lot of support in my travails.
I sure hope those damn trolls don't cause Big Mo to slow down her posting.

She's not as good as the top nuts, but her dozens of imagined afflictions and the descriptions of her vacant lot pesthole are better than most of the drivel at today's DUmp.
      
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Response to mopinko (Reply #6)Sat Oct 18, 2014, 10:01 PM
Star Member irisblue (2,923 posts)
7. how is your dog?

been thinking on all of you


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Response to irisblue (Reply #7)
Sun Oct 19, 2014, 11:18 AM
Star Member mopinko (42,458 posts)
8. she is doing fine so far.

no idea how long it takes to spread. she has a few new lumps, but they seem to be checked by treatment with antihistamine. which sounds weird but is apparently how it all works.
ex is refusing to pay for her care, but should have a hearing on this soon. got a new lawyer.
now just have to get the big boys some new hips and all will be good.
argh.
then if the city would back off my farm, all will be good.

Hip replacement surgery for her mutts. Right.

She's not just the neighbor from hell, she's the ex-wife from hell.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Chris_ on October 19, 2014, 11:45:16 PM
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...things here are so much better than they were six months ago.

Manic.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: obumazombie on October 20, 2014, 06:34:07 AM
The smaller threads like this are on DU, the better off America is.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Big Dog on October 20, 2014, 06:53:54 AM
Manic.

Definitely.

Did you notice that she didn't actually mention mr. fizz? Perhaps he rode off into the sunset with his bicycle chick- the one who can squeeze the juice out of a lemon with her pelvic muscles.

fizz said that she's "seeing" her therapist and marriage counselor, and it's working out well. Looks like they go for chewing gum asses and flaccid pooters.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 20, 2014, 12:28:39 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515488

Whenever one of the nuthatch DUmmies posts one of these nut roll calls, I always hope to hear from some of the great nuts of the past, like poor stupid Beth, or LocoNuts, or Dennis the Menace, or bobbolink (who didn't realize she was crazy), but they continue to stay away.

All we get is hypochondriac Big Mo, who's crazy as a bedbug but not as entertaining as those icons.

I sure hope those damn trolls don't cause Big Mo to slow down her posting.

She's not as good as the top nuts, but her dozens of imagined afflictions and the descriptions of her vacant lot pesthole are better than most of the drivel at today's DUmp.
      

Hip replacement surgery for her mutts. Right.

She's not just the neighbor from hell, she's the ex-wife from hell.



No LocoNuts? I'm starting to worry about that poor misshapen boy.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: ChuckJ on October 20, 2014, 07:18:00 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515488

Whenever one of the nuthatch DUmmies posts one of these nut roll calls, I always hope to hear from some of the great nuts of the past, like poor stupid Beth, or LocoNuts, or Dennis the Menace, or bobbolink (who didn't realize she was crazy), but they continue to stay away.

All we get is hypochondriac Big Mo, who's crazy as a bedbug but not as entertaining as those icons.

I sure hope those damn trolls don't cause Big Mo to slow down her posting.

She's not as good as the top nuts, but her dozens of imagined afflictions and the descriptions of her vacant lot pesthole are better than most of the drivel at today's DUmp.
      

Hip replacement surgery for her mutts. Right.

She's not just the neighbor from hell, she's the ex-wife from hell.

I thought it had come out that bobolink was actually a college student trolling DU and similar places in order gain insight on lunatics and idiots for a term paper or thesis. Maybe I'm wrong.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Carl on October 20, 2014, 07:28:50 PM
Fizzy,the fat loon,has her mood change minute by minute.
Her husband has to have found something sane on the side.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 20, 2014, 08:48:02 PM
Fizzy,the fat loon,has her mood change minute by minute.
Her husband has to have found something sane on the side.

He's a nut just like fizz.

It makes him sound a little less crazy when he bitches about fizz spending the grocery money on weed, but he's still a nut.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 21, 2014, 09:11:56 AM
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Response to irisblue (Reply #7)
Sun Oct 19, 2014, 11:18 AM
Star Member mopinko (42,458 posts)
8. she is doing fine so far.

no idea how long it takes to spread. she has a few new lumps, but they seem to be checked by treatment with antihistamine. which sounds weird but is apparently how it all works.
ex is refusing to pay for her care, but should have a hearing on this soon. got a new lawyer.
now just have to get the big boys some new hips and all will be good.
argh.
then if the city would back off my farm, all will be good.
Farm  ::)
Please, your lot is not a field and your old truck is not a barn, no matter how much you want both to be.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: BattleHymn on October 21, 2014, 06:30:16 PM
Farm  ::)
Please, your lot is not a field and your old truck is not a barn, no matter how much you want both to be.

To paraphrase CS Lewis, mostinko isn't entitled to reinterpret her truck and city lot into something else anymore than she can change the multiplication tables. 

It is what it is, and even the other primitives know it, considering the shellacking she endured over the whole matter.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Big Dog on October 21, 2014, 06:41:02 PM
To paraphrase CS Lewis, mostinko isn't entitled to reinterpret her truck and city lot into something else anymore than she can change the multiplication tables. 

It is what it is, and even the other primitives know it, considering the shellacking she endured over the whole matter.

And yet, every one of them buy into the whole tranny thing.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: BattleHymn on October 21, 2014, 06:44:02 PM
No LocoNuts? I'm starting to worry about that poor misshapen boy.

He hasn't been at any of his other hangouts, either. 

Maybe his long-suffering parents finally sold him into slave labor or something, just to get him out of the house.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 21, 2014, 07:10:43 PM
He hasn't been at any of his other hangouts, either. 

Maybe his long-suffering parents finally sold him into slave labor or something, just to get him out of the house.


Maybe he finally took the .38 caliber antidepressants we prescribed.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 24, 2014, 06:52:06 PM
Last I heard, loco was still taking all those vacations with his (indulgent) parents.

Little over a week later, things have gone to hell for fizzy:

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Thu Oct 23, 2014, 02:59 PM

 fizzgig (21,387 posts)


lots of people in my life need those patented lounge vibes

 my fil is in the hospital with a blood clot in his lung (mil was in the hospital last week). one of my friends is mourning the loss of a good friend to suicide, another is mourning the loss of the kitty she'd had for nearly 20 years and a third friend is dealing with some painful medical issues.
 
i feel so helpless right now because so many people i love are hurting right now and any good thoughts would be appreciated

http://election.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1002
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 24, 2014, 09:25:44 PM
Last I heard, loco was still taking all those vacations with his (indulgent) parents.

Little over a week later, things have gone to hell for fizzy:

http://election.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1002
Time for a new buzz cut.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Dori on December 11, 2014, 12:14:14 PM
This is an older thread I brought back for an update

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angstlessk (7,086 posts)  Wed Nov 5, 2014, 08:25 PM

11. I am still alive
 
and my friend and I still want to escape...this week he is abusing her..next week will be me

Good to hear others are doing better...and I am sure this room will help 

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angstlessk (7,086 posts)   Sun Dec 7, 2014, 10:28 PM

12. "husband" was arrested tonight
 
I am scared...will he come back cowered, or loaded for bear? Will the police, corrupt as they are, break into my house tonight and steal my stuff? and kill Linda and I..then Eric in custody and blame it on him?????

Like I said, I'm scared
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Big Dog on December 11, 2014, 12:38:54 PM
This is an older thread I brought back for an update

The angus steak primitive never fails to entertain.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 11, 2014, 02:04:34 PM
Manic.

Yeah, and in three or four months, everything will be the worst possible ever and everything should be painted black.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Big Dog on December 11, 2014, 03:48:41 PM
Yeah, and in three or four months, everything will be the worst possible ever and everything should be painted black.

I lost track. Does fizzy shave her head when she's manic, or when she's depressed?
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: Eupher on December 11, 2014, 04:27:58 PM
I lost track. Does fizzy shave her head when she's manic, or when she's depressed?

Yes.
Title: Re: DUmmy Fizz Asks DUmp Nuts To Check In
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 11, 2014, 04:58:38 PM
I lost track. Does fizzy shave her head when she's manic, or when she's depressed?
What about "down there"?

ETA: I'm asking for a friend....he has an old Homelite Gee Whiz 55 chainsaw he wants to sale.