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Title: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Carl on October 16, 2014, 07:58:22 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025677138

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Thu Oct 16, 2014, 07:51 PM

shraby (16,180 posts)

I expect some people to try to disrupt the election by throwing up at polling places.

 I don't know if polling places have prepared for this eventuality but plans should be made. I don't even know how they would cover this if it happens.

 :mental:

Rather then tell the op to stop being stupider then stump moss the first response takes it serious.

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Thu Oct 16, 2014, 07:55 PM

Electric Monk (10,455 posts)
1. Charge them with criminal mischief if it can be demonstrated they did it on purpose.

Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Dori on October 16, 2014, 08:05:33 PM
LOL...they need to start using the super strength double wide foil.

 :tinfoil2: :tinfoil:

Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Big Dog on October 16, 2014, 08:05:44 PM
The shocking monkey primitive sounds like another private attorney general.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: USA4ME on October 16, 2014, 08:06:11 PM
Because the 99% all want to vote for the Dems and only vomit can scare them away. :whatever:

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Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Carl on October 16, 2014, 08:31:50 PM
A dissenter

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Thu Oct 16, 2014, 08:23 PM

 Logical (14,101 posts)
12. FFS, what the hell is wrong with you? nt

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Response to Logical (Reply #12)

Thu Oct 16, 2014, 08:29 PM

shraby (16,186 posts)
13. Better to think ahead and have solutions at hand than bang one's head on the desk.

The republicans appear to try everything to keep people from voting. They just might see an opportunity here.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 16, 2014, 08:53:00 PM
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shraby (16,180 posts)

I expect some people to try to disrupt the election by throwing up at polling places.

 I don't know if polling places have prepared for this eventuality but plans should be made. I don't even know how they would cover this if it happens.

I'm thinking explosive diarrhea would have a greater shock value than throwing up, but to each it's own.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 16, 2014, 09:14:06 PM
Ummmmmmmm, okay.  :mental:
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 16, 2014, 09:16:51 PM
I'm thinking explosive diarrhea would have a greater shock value than throwing up, but to each it's own.

Excellent point.  :lol:

I was going to suggest perhaps this was a low post count mole trying for DUmp-cred, but with 16k+ posts, I guess not.  Just a DUmmy being a typical loon.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Chris_ on October 16, 2014, 09:35:02 PM
I'm thinking explosive diarrhea would have a greater shock value than throwing up, but to each it's own.
Amateurs.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: HawkHogan on October 16, 2014, 09:54:21 PM
Or we could stand outside predominantly black polling areas and wave billie clubs.  According to Eric Holder, that is permissible behavior. 
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 16, 2014, 10:22:33 PM
Joe Biden says if you're about to be raped you should defecate on yourself.

If it looks like the Dems are going to win I'll go for it.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 16, 2014, 11:37:16 PM
Here's a quick thought on how to discourage Democrats from voting.  Carry a handful of want ads & job applications to the polls.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: Zathras on October 16, 2014, 11:45:18 PM
Hmm, I think I've found the DUmmy anthem:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA[/youtube]
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: obumazombie on October 16, 2014, 11:53:59 PM
It wasn't a warning. It was a call to action.
By any hook or any crook libs will take any unfair advantage.
I am watching "The 5" right now (tape delayed)
They have brought up several examples of how libs lie cheat and steal to get political advantage while Beckel just tries to laugh it off.
It's so disgusting to not only see that libs do it, but that it works, and that libs have no compunction to play fairly.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 17, 2014, 12:06:19 AM
Just to be on the safe side, they should stop the election right now here in red state hell.

I voted this afternoon in the early voting period, so they can avoid any further risk by letting everyone abide by the result of my ballot.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: miskie on October 17, 2014, 07:46:15 AM
It wasn't a warning. It was a call to action.
By any hook or any crook libs will take any unfair advantage.
I am watching "The 5" right now (tape delayed)
They have brought up several examples of how libs lie cheat and steal to get political advantage while Beckel just tries to laugh it off.
It's so disgusting to not only see that libs do it, but that it works, and that libs have no compunction to play fairly.

That's my thought on it. Libs love early voting, and most of the time libs are ahead before the actual election. Scaring off voters with the magic of ipecac syrup could be helpful to them RE: close Senate races.

Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: JakeStyle on October 17, 2014, 08:27:40 AM
Organized vomiting, it could happen.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 17, 2014, 10:51:14 AM
Organized vomiting, it could happen.
vomit early.  Vomit often.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 17, 2014, 11:16:10 AM
Walk into your polling place and say....."Due to the Ebola epidemic I have been authorized by the following people to vote for them."....be sure to have a long list of names.
Title: Re: The crazy train is ready to board
Post by: JakeStyle on October 17, 2014, 11:27:53 AM
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/B0Hgff4IgAAvwBT.jpg)

Just another peaceful protester.