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Title: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: Dori on October 15, 2014, 12:13:18 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018677091

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Star Member nolabear (18,413 posts)

I have a question for the menfolk, regarding pee.

I can't believe I've gotten to this age without ever asking. But, when we women have to go, and can't get to a bathroom in a hurry, there are muscles "down there" that we squeeze together to hold back the flood.

What do you guys do? Is there stuff to tighten?

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NYC_SKP (62,165 posts)

1. Oh yeah, we can tighten!

And if we can't take it any more than a giant binder clip comes in handy.

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arcane1 (25,583 posts)

2. If you're referring to Kegel muscles, then yes.

Plenty of muscles for everyone!

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rurallib (36,047 posts)

3. you betchya, but I am finding they get weaker as you age.

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Star Member El Supremo (15,412 posts)

5. Sure. But sometimes my back teeth are floating.

Thanks to Cheech Marin for that.

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nolabear (18,413 posts)

6. Okaaaay. So, tighten, relax, clamp.

Makes perfect sense. ðŸ˜

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pinboy3niner (38,575 posts)

7. Guys have tools, silly
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DebJ (6,768 posts)

9. I was told, though, that once they start the flow

they can't stop it.
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Gidney N Cloyd (12,495 posts)

16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 15, 2014, 12:19:38 PM: Quote
Gidney N Cloyd (12,495 posts)

16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)

Well played, sir, well played!

:cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2014, 06:24:31 PM: I figured this thread was going to be about DUmmy "men" insisting on peeing while sitting down. Ya'know, to act more feminine and all.
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: BattleHymn on October 15, 2014, 06:43:50 PM: Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee?

A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee.
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 15, 2014, 06:50:28 PM: No matter how hard you shake or squeeze the last three drops go to your knees....unless you're a DUmmie male who doesn't have enough to shake or squeeze in which case they squat and wipe front to back when finished.
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: BattleHymn on October 15, 2014, 07:02:31 PM: Quote
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 03:51 PM
Star Member Gidney N Cloyd (12,496 posts)
16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)

Why do I get the feeling that DUmmy Gidney is also a member at the Daily Diaper forums?

Before you click, consider yourself warned:

http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?s=1461d96d10ae19c0792dd3d55b934079&showforum=4

http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?showtopic=44007
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: hopfrog on October 15, 2014, 07:25:32 PM: Most guys, after a couple of beers, are able to write
their name in the snow.

Liberal feminist hate this fact and in a vain attempt to
prove equality leave tracks that fool the inexperienced
hunter into believing that a wild boar is nearby and probably
injured.
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: Skul on October 15, 2014, 07:30:36 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on October 15, 2014, 06:43:50 PM
Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee?

A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee.

Nah..... Sitting down.
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: sharkhawk on October 15, 2014, 07:33:45 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on October 15, 2014, 06:43:50 PM
Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee?

A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee.

Most DUmp "men" don't really worry about what any "woman" says.
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: obumazombie on October 15, 2014, 10:02:24 PM: It never ceases to amaze the libs that men and women are different.
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2014, 10:03:13 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on October 15, 2014, 10:02:24 PM
It never ceases to amaze the libs that men and women are different.
Sexist. :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
Post by: obumazombie on October 15, 2014, 10:04:55 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on October 15, 2014, 10:03:13 PM
Sexist. :rofl:
With any luck I can get tagged with "homophobe" for the trifecta !