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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Dori on October 15, 2014, 12:13:18 PM
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Star Member nolabear (18,413 posts)
I have a question for the menfolk, regarding pee.
I can't believe I've gotten to this age without ever asking. But, when we women have to go, and can't get to a bathroom in a hurry, there are muscles "down there" that we squeeze together to hold back the flood.
What do you guys do? Is there stuff to tighten?
NYC_SKP (62,165 posts)
1. Oh yeah, we can tighten!
And if we can't take it any more than a giant binder clip comes in handy.
arcane1 (25,583 posts)
2. If you're referring to Kegel muscles, then yes.
Plenty of muscles for everyone!
rurallib (36,047 posts)
3. you betchya, but I am finding they get weaker as you age.
Star Member El Supremo (15,412 posts)
5. Sure. But sometimes my back teeth are floating.
Thanks to Cheech Marin for that.
nolabear (18,413 posts)
6. Okaaaay. So, tighten, relax, clamp.
Makes perfect sense. ðŸ˜
pinboy3niner (38,575 posts)
7. Guys have tools, silly
DebJ (6,768 posts)
9. I was told, though, that once they start the flow
they can't stop it.
Gidney N Cloyd (12,495 posts)
16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)
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Gidney N Cloyd (12,495 posts)
16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)
Well played, sir, well played!
:cheersmate:
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I figured this thread was going to be about DUmmy "men" insisting on peeing while sitting down. Ya'know, to act more feminine and all.
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Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee?
A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee.
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No matter how hard you shake or squeeze the last three drops go to your knees....unless you're a DUmmie male who doesn't have enough to shake or squeeze in which case they squat and wipe front to back when finished.
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Tue Oct 14, 2014, 03:51 PM
Star Member Gidney N Cloyd (12,496 posts)
16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)
Why do I get the feeling that DUmmy Gidney is also a member at the Daily Diaper forums?
Before you click, consider yourself warned:
http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?s=1461d96d10ae19c0792dd3d55b934079&showforum=4
http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?showtopic=44007
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Most guys, after a couple of beers, are able to write
their name in the snow.
Liberal feminist hate this fact and in a vain attempt to
prove equality leave tracks that fool the inexperienced
hunter into believing that a wild boar is nearby and probably
injured.
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Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee?
A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee.
Nah..... Sitting down.
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Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee?
A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee.
Most DUmp "men" don't really worry about what any "woman" says.
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It never ceases to amaze the libs that men and women are different.
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It never ceases to amaze the libs that men and women are different.
Sexist. :rofl:
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Sexist. :rofl:
With any luck I can get tagged with "homophobe" for the trifecta !