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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: CactusCarlos on July 10, 2008, 11:15:16 AM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080709/od_nm/couch_dc_1
A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.
The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.
Police refused to comment.
The St Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body.
Video on the television channel's website showed emergency workers sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions.
Emergency workers said the man died instantly.
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husbands around the world will now think twice about being sent to the couch! yikes!
of course it was a Russian made couch so....
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In Soviet Russia, couch folds YOU!
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This sounds like a scene from an old James Bond movie.
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Sofa as I can tell there are no puns to be made about this story. ;)
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Sofa as I can tell there are no puns to be made about this story. ;)
I must couch my comments carefully. Puns can be so divan. :-)
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Sofa as I can tell there are no puns to be made about this story. ;)
I must couch my comments carefully. Puns can be so divan. :-)
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Perhaps I spoke rashly, once the thread has bedded down there may be more.
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Sofa as I can tell there are no puns to be made about this story. ;)
I must couch my comments carefully. Puns can be so divan. :-)
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Perhaps I spoke rashly, once the thread has bedded down there may be more.
Yeah, some of us punsters can be real sleepers.
:rimshot:
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He's no longer a couch potato.......he's now mashed potatoes.
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In Soviet Russia, couch folds YOU!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sofa as I can tell there are no puns to be made about this story. ;)
I think he was sofa king we todd it.
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In Soviet Russia, couch folds YOU!
:rofl:
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Don't bring a chair to a sofa fight.
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Don't bring a chair to a sofa fight.
...unless you have an ample supply of futon torpedos. [/Capt. Kirk mode]
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Don't bring a chair to a sofa fight.
...unless you have an ample supply of futon torpedos. [/Capt. Kirk mode]
Damn the torn pillows, full speed ahead.
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Don't bring a chair to a sofa fight.
...unless you have an ample supply of futon torpedos. [/Capt. Kirk mode]
Damn the torn pillows, full speed ahead.
Ok, sofa so good. :-) :tongue:
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Don't bring a chair to a sofa fight.
...unless you have an ample supply of futon torpedos. [/Capt. Kirk mode]
Damn the torn pillows, full speed ahead.
Ok, sofa so good. :-) :tongue:
All right..It's Curtains for you!
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Don't bring a chair to a sofa fight.
...unless you have an ample supply of futon torpedos. [/Capt. Kirk mode]
Damn the torn pillows, full speed ahead.
Ok, sofa so good. :-) :tongue:
All right..It's Curtains for you!
I will not put this gun back in its upholster.
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Don't bring a chair to a sofa fight.
...unless you have an ample supply of futon torpedos. [/Capt. Kirk mode]
Damn the torn pillows, full speed ahead.
Ok, sofa so good. :-) :tongue:
All right..It's Curtains for you!
Oh drape! What to do?
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Don't bring a chair to a sofa fight.
...unless you have an ample supply of futon torpedos. [/Capt. Kirk mode]
Damn the torn pillows, full speed ahead.
Ok, sofa so good. :-) :tongue:
All right..It's Curtains for you!
I will not put this gun back in its upholster.
That's quite a yarn you're spinning there. :-)