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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on October 14, 2014, 02:02:41 AM
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Big props for the fat sweaty guy from Omaha!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025662784
Mon Oct 13, 2014, 10:46 PM
Mister Nightowl (200 posts)
Appreciation Thread for Omaha Steve
I have my own reason for posting this, but I'm sure that you, too, consider OS to be one kickass DUer!
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Response to Mister Nightowl (Original post)
Mon Oct 13, 2014, 10:47 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (111,671 posts)
1. Allow me to join you, my dear Mister Nightowl!
OS is most certainly one kickass DUer!
Response to Mister Nightowl (Original post)
Mon Oct 13, 2014, 10:49 PM
Star Member Tikki (11,386 posts)
3. Me too, one of my real life heroes.
Tikki
"Ooh, amore, ch
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Big props for the fat sweaty guy from Omaha!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025662784
Man!, that's one sad little thread.
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Man!, that's one sad little thread.
Indeed it is.
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It ain't going to happen that way. I was diagnosed last December, just before Christmas. That is why I'm retiring early near the end of the year. Some days it is a very hard struggle just getting through the work day.
Even the halfwits at the DUmp suspect his announcement of imminent death was a ploy to score free football tickets.
The big guy has been a grifter his entire failed life, so why would he stop now?
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It's huge, and sweaty.
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What does the sweat hog claim to have?
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What does the sweat hog claim to have?
He hasn't told yet, but I suspect it's terminal lazyitis.
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Any time a DUmmy suffers it's great entertainment, until and even after he slithers off this mortal coil.
But don't forget that in his quest for the Holy Grail (a disability pension), the big guy has claimed as many afflictions as Big Mo.
And Big Mo has claimed them all, up to and including an enlarged prostate.
Any day now, either the big guy or Big Mo will claim Ebola.
In Big Mo's case, considering the filth she lives in, it may be true.
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Appreciation for what? Repeatedly losing elections by unfathomable margins?
Look, I wish no ill-wll on weeping neck beard Mr. Steve Dawes. This just seems like a desperate ploy for attention by perhaps a sock puppet of Mr. Dawes himself.
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Any time a DUmmy suffers it's great entertainment, until and even after he slithers off this mortal coil.
But don't forget that in his quest for the Holy Grail (a disability pension), the big guy has claimed as many afflictions as Big Mo.
And Big Mo has claimed them all, up to and including an enlarged prostate.
Any day now, either the big guy or Big Mo will claim Ebola.
In Big Mo's case, considering the filth she lives in, it may be true.
I'm guessing the big guy's going to plan a "trip" to Lourdes, and come back miraculously cured.
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Any day now, either the big guy or Big Mo will claim Ebola.
In Big Mo's case, considering the filth she lives in, it may be true.
I dunno. Maybe she already got something, from rim-racking Fat Che.
Ugh.
I still can't believe she hangs with that scumball.
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It's huge, and sweaty.
(https://ellekelly.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/roseannadanna.jpg)
We gather together to ask the Lord's blessing
Please look down upon the Roseannadanna household
Bring peace to our fathers, good health to our mothers
And please don't make me sweat like Dr. Joyce Brothers!
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Appreciation for what? Repeatedly losing elections by unfathomable margins?
Look, I wish no ill-wll on weeping neck beard Mr. Steve Dawes. This just seems like a desperate ploy for attention by perhaps a sock puppet of Mr. Dawes himself.
Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.
Poor, poor Steve Dawes. The only man to come in fourth in a three way race. His sad attempt to get some love from his fellow DUmpmonkeys as he swirls the mortal drain, or gets ready to retire with a faked disability, or something, resulted in faint praise and the sound of crickets.
The poor bastard got more attention from the good and decent people of the Cave than he did from his fellow DUmbasses. Kind of like the Bellevue City Council race.
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One of the funniest comments regarding the fame of the big guy was when he announced something--I forget what, but it didn't have anything to do with any of his campaigns--with the assumption that the primitives already knew who he was.
And then the brooklynite primitive came along, asking, "Who are you? I've never noticed you before."
The big guy hemmed-and-hawed with a lame answer, apparently caught off-guard that a primitive wouldn't know who Omaha Steve was.
It was a priceless two-comment exchange; I wish I'd saved it, but you know how that goes.
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One of the funniest comments regarding the fame of the big guy was when he announced something--I forget what, but it didn't have anything to do with any of his campaigns--with the assumption that the primitives already knew who he was.
And then the brooklynite primitive came along, asking, "Who are you? I've never noticed you before."
The big guy hemmed-and-hawed with a lame answer, apparently caught off-guard that a primitive wouldn't know who Omaha Steve was.
It was a priceless two-comment exchange; I wish I'd saved it, but you know how that goes.
The brooklynite primitive is a real-deal mover and shaker in the Democrat Party, donating "five figures" to the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee.
It was a stinging insult to Steve Dawes that she didn't know who he was, and a double insult that she didn't send some of her largesse his way. Not a farthing, nor so much as a ha'penny.
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The brooklynite primitive is a real-deal mover and shaker in the Democrat Party, donating "five figures" to the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee. It was a stinging insult to Steve Dawes that she didn't know who he was, and a double insult that she didn't send some of her largesse his way.
Found it. It's not quite as I'd remembered it, but close enough.
"primitive doesn't know who the big guy in Bellevue is"
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=91633/
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A really pathetic part of his Dead DUmmy campaign is how he pleads for Skimmer to rename the labor group, a stagnant, empty backwater of the DUmp, after him.
I've intentionally cut back on posts in the Labor Group to see how it will do in the future. It will go on. Omaha Steve's Labor Group has a nice ring to it.
He wants the same type of reverence they gave to the contemptible DUmmy MiddleFingerMom when he slithered off to hell.
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So I take it he ain't dead yet?
Damn. I was kind of wanting to read about his fat corpse catching the crematorium on fire like this guy's body did:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786560/Crematorium-set-ablaze-800lb-body-created-flames-caused-ceiling-catch-fire.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786560/Crematorium-set-ablaze-800lb-body-created-flames-caused-ceiling-catch-fire.html)