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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on October 12, 2014, 05:55:54 AM

Title: a second open letter to NYC_SKP
Post by: franksolich on October 12, 2014, 05:55:54 AM
Hey Skippy.  Dude.

That was an awesome no-holds-barred defense you made for our mutual friend Big Mo, who’s been under a nasty bloody vicious onslaught by hordes of lumpenunterprimitiven, that faceless lynch mob, primitives of no prominence, primitives who don’t count.

As far as I’m concerned, they’re not even good enough to wipe Big Mo’s posterior after she’s sat on the commode.  They need, as you yourself suggested for those uncomfortable about Obamacare, to shut up.

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I was surprised, though, that you had it in you, to stick up for a friend. 

I don’t want to sound mean--I’m actually a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet--but really, you don’t exactly have a track record for doing such things, sticking up for friends.

One recalls walrus-face, “DainBramaged,” who once wrote a glowing testimonial to the friendship and kindnesses you and “cbayer” had extended to him; as far as he was concerned, you two were the bestest friends one could ever hope to have.

But then when he fell down the abyss fourteen months ago, you said not a word indicating you missed him; it was obvious that once he was no longer hot and hip, you didn’t care about him any more.

I suppose however that Big Mo’s an exception, being what she is.  You and I, both being members of the male race, understand how important it is for us to be gallant for a lady.

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However, during your spirited defense of Big Mo, you made a couple of undeserved comments.

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NYC_SKP (62,095 posts)    Sat Oct 11, 2014, 04:07 PM

151. I'm deleting the post above as it may have shared too much personal information.

And other people on the Intertubes, like cavers, love this stuff.

Now, whatever it was that was in the deleted message, doesn’t arouse the curiosity at all.  If it was something important, as indiscreet and uninhibited and big-mouthed as primitives are, it’ll come out sooner or later anyway.

All one has to do is sit back, relax, get mellow, and wait.  It’ll inevitably come out.  It always does.

What got my goat was your second comment, the one you should’ve deleted.

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You know, dude, I’m really tired of the tedious, whining, old primitive allegation  that decent and civilized people use personal real-life information about them for malicious purposes.

That’s bullshit, and you know it as well as I do, dude.

You also know as well as I do, dude, that your side has no qualms about doing this themselves, to decent and civilized people; no qualms at all.

It’s true, very true, that the DUmpster’s accumulated a whole great big library of personal information about primitives, and we have that habit of revealing only “some” of what we know, not all of what we know.

We do that--we don’t say all that we know--because we respect boundaries.  Some things about others just aren’t appropriate to be aired publicly.

Your problem, dude, is a problem ubiquitous among primitives; that because you’re depraved, wicked, selfish, disgusting people, everybody else is too.  After all, everybody’s all alike, right?

Wrong, dude.  People are different.

There’s some with more nobility of character, more integrity, more goodness, than others.

I would be vain--and wrong--to allege that I’m better than most people, but I do know one thing for certain; when it comes to you as an individual, or to the primitives as a whole, franksolich is a paragon of good clean sportsmanship, playing by the rules, fair dealing, respecting boundaries.

In other aspects, I may not be so admirable, but in that one, I am.  The record shows it.

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I give you, dude, the example of your colleague “PCIntern.”

Caution, however; he’s a poor example because there’s no dirt in his background.  He was kind of mouthy and definitely not chutzpah-impaired when younger, but hey, nobody’s perfect.

I’m using him as an example, though, because at the moment he’s rather popular in the DUmpster.

I didn’t go out looking for him.  The other day, I was innocently sitting here in front of the computer when boom! suddenly out of nowhere in cyberspace--and unsolicited, unasked for by me--his real-life biography fell right onto my lap.

I had no idea it was coming.  It just came, just like someone occasionally wins the Powerball lottery.

Such random things do happen.

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After absorbing all the material, I composed an “open letter” to him, and posted it in the DUmpster.

A public forum, the DUmpster, where anybody and his uncle can read it.

Notice however, that it was posted giving no personal information; a person of average, or perhaps even above-average, perception and sophistication, wouldn’t have the slightest idea who he is, in real life.

Notice that, please.  That’s the commonly-observed practice here.  And you yourself, dude, have been a beneficiary of similar nobility, principle, integrity, and good clean sportsmanship.

I know who you are, but you got nothing to fear from franksolich, as I was born and raised in Nebraska, where “clean’’s the only way we know to play.
Title: Re: a second open letter to NYC_SKP
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 12, 2014, 11:27:57 AM
I'm bumping this, so as to be near the top of this forum.
Title: Re: a second open letter to NYC_SKP
Post by: franksolich on October 12, 2014, 11:34:32 AM
I'm bumping this, so as to be near the top of this forum.

I just get really pissy, every time Skippy gets into one of his paranoia hysterics.

conservativecave and the DUmpster have a good name, a good reputation, and much goodwill out here in the real world.  I really resent the malicious slander and misrepresentation of who and what we are.
Title: Re: a second open letter to NYC_SKP
Post by: wasp69 on October 12, 2014, 03:25:58 PM
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NYC_SKP (62,095 posts)    Sat Oct 11, 2014, 04:07 PM

151. I'm deleting the post above as it may have shared too much personal information.

Why?  Considerations like this never crossed your mind in the past when you were strutting around the internet like you were the most important voice in $kinner's cesspool, why should it now?

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And other people on the Intertubes, like cavers, love this stuff.

Oh, please, you self important dickhead, don't act like you don't love the attention...   :whatever:
Title: Re: a second open letter to NYC_SKP
Post by: franksolich on October 12, 2014, 04:14:22 PM
Why?  Considerations like this never crossed your mind in the past when you were strutting around the internet like you were the most important voice in $kinner's cesspool, why should it now?

Oh, please, you self important dickhead, don't act like you don't love the attention...   :whatever:

You know, a while back--maybe a little more than a year ago--someone cautioned me that Skippy's really nervous, really hyper, about being "found out."

I disremember what sparked the comment, only that it was in an e-mail to me.

I wondered about this, but having nothing on which to hang it, shrugged it off.

However, as I read more of Skippy, I began noticing something.

Now, Skippy gives all the appearance of a middle-aged amiable cherub with bad haberdashery, a pretty conventional, pretty harmless, sort of person.

But appearances can be deceiving; in truth, he's the most far-left, the most extremist, of all the primitives.  He's a nihilist, who believes in nothing excepting utter destruction.  He probably wet-dreams about massive round-ups, slave labor, nacht und nebel, firing squads and gas chambers, some sort of "final solution."

I dunno why he's this way, because he came from a good background.  But it's the way he is.

<<<wonders if he's so paranoid because he doesn't want people to know how extreme he really is.
Title: Re: a second open letter to NYC_SKP
Post by: wasp69 on October 12, 2014, 04:54:15 PM
But appearances can be deceiving; in truth, he's the most far-left, the most extremist, of all the primitives.  He's a nihilist, who believes in nothing excepting utter destruction.  He probably wet-dreams about massive round-ups, slave labor, nacht und nebel, firing squads and gas chambers, some sort of "final solution."

I dunno why he's this way, because he came from a good background.  But it's the way he is.

<<<wonders if he's so paranoid because he doesn't want people to know how extreme he really is.

I hope Skippy and I get an opportunity to meet someday, I would love to discuss this particular pathos of his.