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Title: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 11, 2014, 07:46:38 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018676266

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Sat Oct 11, 2014, 05:55 PM

 fizzgig (21,294 posts)

well, the new neighbor and i are off to a swimming start

 i introduced myself in my bathrobe and a dog belonging to a member of the moving party pissed and shat on my patio. he then came over to check on what the dog had done and i am mortified because the patio is in a disaster phase. not only is there an old tv and a stationary bike hanging out, the husband has been hoarding crushed beer cans to take to the scrap metal place and we look like drunks.
 
i think i'll take him some brownies tomorrow.

brownies?
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: NHSparky on October 11, 2014, 07:51:25 PM
Messing animals, junk, and in a bathrobe.

An appearance on COPS can't be far off.
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: Dori on October 11, 2014, 07:51:37 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018676266

brownies?

Well they are in Colorado............. :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: Skul on October 11, 2014, 07:53:58 PM
When did the loon move to colo?
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 11, 2014, 07:58:24 PM
I don't know, I thought she'd always lived in Fort Collins. She's been a pothead way before it was legal there.
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2014, 08:01:44 PM
In other words,the place is a dump.
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: fatboy on October 11, 2014, 08:13:45 PM
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Sat Oct 11, 2014, 05:55 PM

 fizzgig (21,294 posts) .....

the husband has been hoarding crushed beer cans to take to the scrap metal place and we look like drunks.

That's a bit extreme, isn't it?
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: Skul on October 11, 2014, 08:21:56 PM
Honest drunks are outraged the world over,
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 11, 2014, 11:39:06 PM
Fizz and Big Mo are battling for a Top 5 spot.

It's not a coincidence that they're both cranking up the wackiness in October.
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: DefiantSix on October 12, 2014, 01:04:28 AM
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DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors

In other words, they got to see fizzy in all her retard glory...

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqiGWd0-0Os[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 12, 2014, 02:56:56 AM
That's a bit extreme, isn't it?

I think so.  If the neighbors didn't like my beer drinking, they could proceed straight to hell.
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: Big Dog on October 12, 2014, 06:22:56 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018676266

brownies?

Makes perfect sense.

If your new neighbor sees you live in squalor, with piles of trash and vermin in your home, then offer a gift of home-cooked food.

 :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 12, 2014, 08:35:33 AM
I'd say the dog is a good judge of character.....look where he chose to take a whizz and a dump.
Title: Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 12, 2014, 11:29:04 AM
Makes perfect sense.

If your new neighbor sees you live in squalor, with piles of trash and vermin in your home, then offer a gift of home-cooked food.

 :puke: :puke: :puke:

Especially if one can put some other 'herbs' in said brownies . . . :whistling: :stoner: