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Title: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: Texacon on October 06, 2014, 04:50:33 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025627213

Uhm .... sure.  That's what you're hearing ....  Man, I've never seen a larger group of liars in one place in my life!

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Mon Oct 6, 2014, 10:19 AM

leftyladyfrommo (7,723 posts)

Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
   
friends. They amaze me.

1. "They" are building guillotines all over the United States.

2. "They" will declare martial law within the year using the ebola crisis as an excuse.

I would like to know where all those guillotines are so I can go see one. But no one ever knows the specifics on this stuff. It is always very vague.

They just scare themselves silly.

 :whatever:

KC
Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: USA4ME on October 06, 2014, 05:12:22 PM
bouncy bouncy bouncy

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Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: delilahmused on October 06, 2014, 05:59:43 PM
Not even a good bouncy. Where do the guillotines come in? And what does that have to do with declaring "marshall" law because of Ebola? Are we executing people with or without Ebola? Because if it's the former maybe we should find a less messy way to do away with them because splattering the blood of an Ebola infected person doesn't seem real smart. Then again, look who we're dealing with.

Cindie
Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 06, 2014, 06:26:37 PM
Come on DUmmy, in order to make this bouncy even remotely believable, you need to state that the guillotines were left over from the Evil Bush/Cheney regime.
Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2014, 09:03:55 PM
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 10:19 AM

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leftyladyfrommo (7,723 posts)

Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
   
friends. They amaze me.

1. "They" are building guillotines all over the United States.

2. "They" will declare martial law within the year using the ebola crisis as an excuse.

I would like to know where all those guillotines are so I can go see one...

I'm sure you will get your chance, come 'Der Tag.'

 :evillaugh:

Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: Dori on October 06, 2014, 09:08:16 PM
 :rotf:

I've seen this rumor before.  The government did purchase a bunch of guillotines, paper guillotines, paper cutters, guillotine paper cutters.   :rofl:

Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: thundley4 on October 06, 2014, 09:18:05 PM
:rotf:

I've seen this rumor before.  The government did purchase a bunch of guillotines, paper guillotines, paper cutters, guillotine paper cutters.   :rofl:

Yep.  They call these these type of cutters, guillotines .

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/Paper_cutter_1_zps9654ddb0.jpg)
Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: Big Dog on October 06, 2014, 09:34:31 PM
:rotf:

I've seen this rumor before.  The government did purchase a bunch of guillotines, paper guillotines, paper cutters, guillotine paper cutters.   :rofl:

I have ten or fifteen guillotines.

(http://cigarcaptain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Guillotine-cutter-step-1-300x200.jpg)

Every time I go to a cigar event or a new shop, I pick up a guillotine cutter. I've probably lost as many as I have lying around or stashed here and there (here = in my shooting bag; there = on my bike)

(http://cigarcaptain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Guillotine-cutter-step-3-300x200.jpg)
This picture may earn me a visit from King Putt's Secret Police!
Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: thundley4 on October 06, 2014, 10:58:36 PM


(http://cigarcaptain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Guillotine-cutter-step-3-300x200.jpg)
This picture may earn me a visit from King Putt's Secret Police!

No obviously that is to big to be his pecker.
Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: diesel driver on October 07, 2014, 03:26:13 PM
Come on DUmmy, in order to make this bouncy even remotely believable, you need to state that the guillotines were left over from the Evil Bush/Cheney regime.

They were all stashed in the basements of Walmart and Target stores, for when the Rethugicans regained power.   :evillaugh:

The basements were orginally built as detention/re-education/slave labor centers for liberals, but libs are so worthless, killing them outright is more economical.
Title: Re: Two new conspiracy theories direct from my Bible Believing Baptist
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 07, 2014, 08:24:48 PM
They were all stashed in the basements of Walmart and Target stores, for when the Rethugicans regained power.   :evillaugh:

The basements were orginally built as detention/re-education/slave labor centers for liberals, but libs are so worthless, killing them outright is more economical.

Don't forget about the massive warehouses of Hobby Lobby & Chic-Fil-A.  :tongue: